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Build a billion dollar business in a few short decades
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make me a billionaire

A parody app that responds to over-ambitious, outcome-oriented prompts by calmly reframing them into skill- and process-oriented next steps.

The joke is that this is what actually gives you a non-zero chance of extreme success over decades.

How it works

  1. You type a big, vague goal ("make me a social network for college students")
  2. The app uses ChatGPT to identify the category error (outcome vs. process)
  3. It reframes toward something smaller, concrete, and skill-building
  4. It emphasizes the hard truth: following this redirected path gives a non-zero but difficult chance of success over ~40 years

Stack

  • Backend: Hono on Val Town
  • Frontend: React with twind (Tailwind-in-JS)
  • AI: OpenAI GPT-4o-mini
  • Tone: Dry, Paul Graham–ish, intellectually honest
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