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Build a billion dollar business in a few short decades
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make me a billionaire

A parody app that responds to over-ambitious, outcome-oriented prompts by calmly reframing them into skill- and process-oriented next steps.

The joke is that this is what actually gives you a non-zero chance of extreme success over decades.

How it works: Enter a big, vague goal → get a dry, PG-ish redirection toward something you should actually do.

Built with React, Hono, Twind, and Val Town's std/openai.

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