// valtown-fresh-02022026 /** @jsxImportSource https://esm.sh/react@18.2.0 */
import React, { useState } from "https://esm.sh/react@18.2.0"; import { createRoot } from "https://esm.sh/react-dom@18.2.0/client";
const NO_PHRASES = [ "No π", "Pretty please? π₯Ί", "But we'd be so cute together! π", "One more chance, pookie?", "Don't break my heart :(", "What about a maybe?", "Please don't do this to me, I'm fragile", ];
function App() { const [noClicks, setNoClicks] = useState(0); const [yesStep, setYesStep] = useState(0);
const yesButtonSize = noClicks * 20 + 16;
const firstImg = "https://media.tenor.com/VIChDQ6ejRQAAAAj/jumping-bear-hearts-no-png.gif"; const secondImg = "https://media.tenor.com/f1xnRxTRxLAAAAAj/bears-with-kisses-bg.gif";
const handleNo = () => { setNoClicks((prev) => prev + 1); };
const handleYes = () => { setYesStep((prev) => prev + 1); };
const getQuestionText = () => { if (yesStep === 0) return "Will you be my Valentine? π"; if (yesStep === 1) return "Are you sure? π₯Ή"; if (yesStep === 2) return "Are you like really sure Preedy π₯Ήπ"; return ""; };
return ( <div style={{ display: "flex", flexDirection: "column", alignItems:
"center", justifyContent: "center", height: "100vh", textAlign: "center",
position: "relative", }} > {yesStep < 3 ? ( <>
<div>
<button
onClick={handleYes}
className="pulse"
style={{
fontSize: yesButtonSize,
margin: "10px",
padding: "10px 20px",
backgroundColor: "green",
color: "white",
border: "none",
borderRadius: "6px",
cursor: "pointer",
}}
>
Yes
</button>
{yesStep === 0 && (
<button
onClick={handleNo}
style={{
fontSize: 16,
margin: "10px",
padding: "10px 20px",
backgroundColor: "red",
color: "white",
border: "none",
borderRadius: "6px",
cursor: "pointer",
}}
>
{noClicks === 0
? "No"
: NO_PHRASES[Math.min(noClicks - 1, NO_PHRASES.length - 1)]}
</button>
)}
</div>
</>
) : (
<>
<img src={secondImg} />
{[...Array(12)].map((_, i) => (
<div
key={i}
className="heart"
style={{
left: Math.random() * 100 + "%",
animationDelay: i * 0.2 + "s",
}}
>
π
</div>
))}
<div
style={{
fontSize: 42,
color: "pink",
fontWeight: "bold",
padding: "20px",
}}
>
Yayyyyy ππ
<br />
thatβs why I love you babe π₯Ήπ
</div>
</>
)}
</div>
); }
function client() { const root = document.getElementById("root"); if (root) createRoot(root).render(); }
if (typeof document !== "undefined") client();
export default async function server(): Promise { return new Response( `
Valentine π body { margin: 0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; overflow: hidden; } @keyframes pulse { 0% { transform: scale(1); } 50% { transform: scale(1.1); } 100% { transform: scale(1); } } .pulse { animation: pulse 1.2s infinite; } @keyframes float { 0% { transform: translateY(0); opacity: 1; } 100% { transform: translateY(-200px); opacity: 0; } } .heart { position: absolute; bottom: 20px; font-size: 24px; animation: float 3s ease-in forwards; } </style> `, { headers: { "content-type": "text/html" } } ); }