Berlin Startup Comics

Episode 1: \"The Pitch Perfect Disaster\"

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*At a trendy co-working space in Mitte*

\n Max (Founder of BeerlyThere): \n \"So our app uses AI to predict when your favorite Berlin bar will run out of Augustiner!\"\n

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\n Investor: \n \"Interesting... but how is this different from just calling the bar?\"\n

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*Max sweating profusely*

\n Max: \n \"Well... it's... BLOCKCHAIN-powered! And we're disrupting the... uh... beer industry?\"\n

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\n Investor: \n \"I'm out. Good luck with your... beer blockchain.\"\n

*Investor leaves, shaking head*

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Episode 2: \"The Remote Work Reality\"

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*Video call from various Berlin apartments*

\n Lisa (CTO of FlexiFlow): \n \"Okay team, let's sync up on our Q4 roadmap!\"\n

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\n Tom: \n \"Sorry, my internet is cutting out! The construction next door is—\"\n

*Screen freezes mid-sentence*

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\n Sarah: \n \"Can everyone mute? Someone's dog is barking and there's a U-Bahn announcement in the background!\"\n

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*Cat walks across keyboard*

\n Lisa: \n \"Welcome to Berlin startup life, where half our meetings are debugging video calls!\"\n

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Episode 3: \"The Funding Frenzy\"

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*At Rocket Internet headquarters*

\n Anna (Founder of PlantPal): \n \"We're the Uber for houseplants! People can rent plants by the hour!\"\n

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\n VC Partner: \n \"Hmm... what's your customer acquisition cost for a fern?\"\n

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\n Anna: \n \"Well, we're pivoting to B2B! Corporate plant wellness subscriptions with IoT sensors!\"\n

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*VC's eyes light up*

\n VC Partner: \n \"Now you're speaking my language! IoT plants? Here's €2 million!\"\n

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Episode 4: \"The Berlin Bureaucracy Blues\"

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*At the Bürgeramt, 6 AM queue*

\n Jake (American founder): \n \"I just need to register my startup address change...\"\n

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*3 hours later*

\n Official: \n \"You need form 42B, but first you need form 23A from the Gewerbeamt.\"\n

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\n Jake: \n \"But I have form 23C! Isn't that the same thing?\"\n

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\n Official: \n \"Nein. Come back next month. Next!\"\n

*Jake's soul leaves his body*

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🎨 Created by the Berlin Startup Comics Collective 🎨

More episodes coming soon... if we can get the paperwork approved!

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