${esc(p).replace(/\\n/g, \"
\")}

`).join(\"\");\n\n/** \"3) Team X — ...\" or \"3. Team X ...\" at the start of a block. */\nconst NUMBERED = /^(\\d{1,2})\\s*[).:—-]\\s*([\\s\\S]*)$/;\n\n/**\n * The roast body isn't always prose — a rankings format comes back as a\n * numbered list, a court transcript as speaker lines. Render a numbered list as\n * an actual list instead of paragraphs, and only use the drop cap when the text\n * genuinely opens with a word (otherwise it blows up a stray digit).\n */\nfunction richBody(s: string): string {\n const blocks = blocksOf(s);\n if (!blocks.length) return \"\";\n\n const numberedCount = blocks.filter((b) => NUMBERED.test(b)).length;\n if (numberedCount >= Math.max(2, Math.ceil(blocks.length * 0.6))) {\n const firstNumbered = blocks.findIndex((b) => NUMBERED.test(b));\n const intro = blocks.slice(0, firstNumbered);\n const rest = blocks.slice(firstNumbered);\n\n // Force ascending order. The model is told to count up from 1, but it\n // sometimes ranks worst-to-best anyway; sorting here makes the page correct\n // regardless of what came back.\n const ranked = rest\n .map((b) => ({ b, m: b.match(NUMBERED) }))\n .filter((x) => x.m)\n .sort((a, z) => Number(a.m![1]) - Number(z.m![1]));\n const trailing = rest.filter((b) => !NUMBERED.test(b));\n\n const li = (cls: string, val: string | null, html: string) =>\n `${html}`;\n const br = (t: string) => esc(t).replace(/\\n/g, \"
\");\n\n return `

` +\n intro.map((b) => li(\"nonum\", null, br(b))).join(\"\") +\n ranked.map((x) => li(\"\", x.m![1], br(x.m![2]))).join(\"\") +\n trailing.map((b) => li(\"nonum\", null, br(b))).join(\"\") +\n ``;\n }\n\n const dropCap = /^[A-Za-z]/.test(blocks[0]);\n return `

${paras(s)}

`;\n}\n\nconst ord = (n: number) => {\n const s = [\"th\", \"st\", \"nd\", \"rd\"], v = n % 100;\n return n + (s[(v - 20) % 10] || s[v] || s[0]);\n};\n\n/* ------------------------------------------------------------------- CSS */\n\nconst CSS = `\n*,*::before,*::after{box-sizing:border-box}\n:root{\n --bg:#0a0a0b; --bg2:#111114; --card:#151519; --line:#26262d;\n --ink:#f2f2f0; --dim:#8b8b95; --dimmer:#5c5c66;\n --red:#ff2d2d; --orange:#ff7a18; --gold:#ffc531; --green:#2fdd7a; --blue:#4d9dff;\n --mono:ui-monospace,\"SF Mono\",\"JetBrains Mono\",Menlo,Consolas,monospace;\n --disp:\"Anton\",\"Arial Narrow\",Impact,system-ui,sans-serif;\n --body:\"Inter\",system-ui,-apple-system,\"Segoe UI\",Roboto,sans-serif;\n /* one spacing scale, so nothing is eyeballed */\n --s1:6px; --s2:10px; --s3:16px; --s4:24px; --s5:36px; --s6:56px;\n --r-sm:8px; --r-md:12px; --r-lg:16px;\n}\nhtml{-webkit-text-size-adjust:100%}\nbody{margin:0;background:var(--bg);color:var(--ink);font-family:var(--body);\n font-size:16px;line-height:1.62;letter-spacing:-.005em;\n background-image:radial-gradient(1100px 550px at 50% -12%,rgba(255,45,45,.10),transparent 62%);\n background-attachment:fixed}\na{color:var(--orange)}\na:focus-visible,button:focus-visible,.tab:focus-visible{outline:2px solid var(--gold);outline-offset:2px;border-radius:4px}\n.wrap{max-width:1080px;margin:0 auto;padding:0 20px 90px}\n\n/* ---- header ---- */\nheader{border-bottom:2px solid var(--line);margin-bottom:var(--s5);\n background:linear-gradient(180deg,rgba(255,45,45,.06),transparent)}\n.hdr{max-width:1080px;margin:0 auto;padding:26px 20px 20px;\n display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:18px;align-items:flex-end;justify-content:space-between}\n.brand{font-family:var(--disp);font-size:clamp(30px,6vw,50px);line-height:.92;\n text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.005em;margin:0}\n.brand em{font-style:normal;color:var(--red);\n text-shadow:0 0 26px rgba(255,45,45,.55)}\n.sub{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:11px;color:var(--dim);\n text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.16em;margin-top:9px}\n.tabs{display:flex;gap:8px;flex-wrap:wrap}\n.tab{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:11.5px;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.11em;\n padding:9px 15px;border:1px solid var(--line);border-radius:999px;color:var(--dim);\n text-decoration:none;white-space:nowrap;transition:.15s}\n.tab:hover{color:var(--ink);border-color:var(--dimmer)}\n.tab[aria-current]{background:var(--red);border-color:var(--red);color:#fff;font-weight:600}\n\n/* ---- generic ---- */\nsection{margin:0 0 var(--s6);scroll-margin-top:var(--s4)}\nh2{font-family:var(--disp);font-size:clamp(23px,3.6vw,33px);text-transform:uppercase;\n letter-spacing:.012em;margin:0 0 var(--s1);line-height:1}\n.eyebrow{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:10.5px;text-transform:uppercase;\n letter-spacing:.2em;color:var(--red);margin:0 0 var(--s2);font-weight:600}\n.rule{height:2px;background:var(--line);margin:var(--s3) 0 var(--s4)}\n.card{background:var(--card);border:1px solid var(--line);border-radius:var(--r-lg);padding:var(--s4)}\n\n/* ---- headline ---- */\n.headline{font-family:var(--disp);font-size:clamp(34px,8.4vw,76px);line-height:.92;\n text-transform:uppercase;margin:0 0 8px;\n background:linear-gradient(96deg,#fff 8%,var(--gold) 46%,var(--red) 96%);\n -webkit-background-clip:text;background-clip:text;color:transparent}\n.dateline{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:11px;color:var(--dim);\n text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.15em;margin-bottom:32px}\n\n/* ---- spotlight ---- */\n.spot{border:2px solid var(--red);border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;\n background:linear-gradient(180deg,rgba(255,45,45,.13),rgba(255,45,45,.02) 42%,transparent);\n box-shadow:0 0 0 1px rgba(255,45,45,.14),0 26px 70px -28px rgba(255,45,45,.5)}\n.stripes{height:12px;background:repeating-linear-gradient(45deg,var(--red) 0 14px,#0a0a0b 14px 28px)}\n.spot-in{padding:clamp(20px,4.5vw,38px)}\n.spot-tag{display:inline-block;font-family:var(--mono);font-size:10.5px;font-weight:700;\n text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.2em;background:var(--red);color:#fff;\n padding:5px 11px;border-radius:4px;margin-bottom:16px}\n.spot-who{font-family:var(--disp);font-size:clamp(28px,6.4vw,58px);line-height:.94;\n text-transform:uppercase;margin:0 0 6px;color:#fff}\n.spot-sub{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:12px;color:var(--red);\n text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.13em;margin-bottom:22px}\n.spot-title{font-family:var(--disp);font-size:clamp(19px,3.4vw,27px);text-transform:uppercase;\n color:var(--gold);margin:26px 0 12px;line-height:1.06}\n.spot-body p{margin:0 0 15px;font-size:clamp(15px,2.2vw,17.5px);line-height:1.7}\n/* drop cap only where the body actually opens with a word */\n.spot-body .dropcap p:first-child::first-letter{font-family:var(--disp);font-size:3.1em;\n float:left;line-height:.82;padding:4px 11px 0 0;color:var(--red)}\n\n/* numbered lists (rankings, verdicts) get real list formatting */\n.ranklist{list-style:none;margin:0;padding:0}\n.ranklist li{position:relative;padding:var(--s3) 0 var(--s3) 58px;\n border-bottom:1px solid rgba(255,45,45,.16);\n font-size:clamp(14.5px,2.1vw,16.5px);line-height:1.62}\n.ranklist li:last-child{border-bottom:0;padding-bottom:0}\n.ranklist li::before{content:attr(value);position:absolute;left:0;top:var(--s3);\n font-family:var(--disp);font-size:30px;line-height:.9;color:var(--red);\n width:44px;text-align:right;opacity:.9}\n.ranklist li.nonum{padding-left:0}\n.ranklist li.nonum::before{content:none}\n@media(max-width:640px){\n .ranklist li{padding-left:44px}\n .ranklist li::before{font-size:24px;width:32px}\n}\n\n/* ---- charges ---- */\n.charges{list-style:none;margin:22px 0 0;padding:0;border-top:1px solid rgba(255,45,45,.28)}\n.charges li{padding:12px 0 12px 30px;border-bottom:1px solid rgba(255,45,45,.13);\n position:relative;font-family:var(--mono);font-size:12.5px;line-height:1.62;color:#e3e3e0}\n.charges li::before{content:\"✕\";position:absolute;left:4px;top:12px;color:var(--red);font-size:12px}\n\n/* ---- recap ---- */\n.recap p{margin:0 0 16px;font-size:clamp(15px,2.1vw,17px);color:#dededa}\n.recap .dropcap p:first-child::first-letter{font-family:var(--disp);font-size:2.7em;float:left;\n line-height:.84;padding:3px 10px 0 0;color:var(--gold)}\n\n/* ---- rankings ---- */\n.rank{display:flex;gap:var(--s3);align-items:flex-start;padding:var(--s3) var(--s3);\n border:1px solid var(--line);border-radius:var(--r-md);background:var(--card);\n margin-bottom:var(--s1);transition:border-color .15s}\n.rank:hover{border-color:var(--dimmer)}\n.rk{font-family:var(--disp);font-size:34px;line-height:.86;width:52px;flex:none;\n text-align:center;color:var(--dimmer)}\n.rank.p1 .rk{color:var(--gold);text-shadow:0 0 22px rgba(255,197,49,.45)}\n.rank.p2 .rk{color:#c9ccd4}\n.rank.p3 .rk{color:#c07f42}\n.rank.last{border-color:rgba(255,45,45,.4)}\n.rank.last .rk{color:var(--red);text-shadow:0 0 22px rgba(255,45,45,.45)}\n.rmain{flex:1;min-width:0}\n/* line 1: team. line 2: owner. line 3: the talking point. then the numbers. */\n.rhead{display:flex;align-items:baseline;gap:var(--s2);flex-wrap:wrap}\n.rname{font-weight:700;font-size:17px;line-height:1.25;letter-spacing:-.01em}\n.rmgr{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:11px;color:var(--dim);\n text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.11em;margin-top:2px}\n.rburn{margin-top:var(--s3);font-size:15px;line-height:1.55;color:#dcdcd8;\n border-left:2px solid var(--red);padding-left:var(--s3)}\n/* labelled columns that line up down the whole list, instead of wrapping chips */\n.rstats{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(78px,1fr));\n gap:var(--s2) var(--s3);margin-top:var(--s3);\n padding-top:var(--s2);border-top:1px solid var(--line)}\n.rstats span{display:flex;flex-direction:column;gap:2px;min-width:0}\n.rstats i{font-style:normal;font-family:var(--mono);font-size:9px;\n text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.12em;color:var(--dimmer);white-space:nowrap}\n.rstats b{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:13.5px;color:var(--ink);font-weight:600;\n overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis}\n.delta{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:10px;padding:3px 8px;border-radius:4px;\n white-space:nowrap;letter-spacing:.06em;font-weight:600}\n.up{background:rgba(47,221,122,.14);color:var(--green)}\n.dn{background:rgba(255,45,45,.14);color:var(--red)}\n.mv{background:rgba(139,139,149,.14);color:var(--dim)}\n\n/* ---- scores ---- */\n.games{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fill,minmax(290px,1fr));gap:var(--s2)}\n.game{border:1px solid var(--line);border-radius:var(--r-md);background:var(--card);padding:var(--s2) var(--s3)}\n.grow{display:flex;justify-content:space-between;align-items:center;gap:10px;padding:4px 0}\n.grow.lose{color:var(--dimmer)}\n.gname{font-size:14px;font-weight:600;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;white-space:nowrap}\n.gpts{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:15px;font-weight:700;flex:none}\n.gsplit{height:1px;background:var(--line);margin:5px 0}\n.gtag{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:10px;color:var(--dimmer);\n text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.11em;margin-top:7px}\n\n/* ---- stat strip ---- */\n.strip{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(172px,1fr));gap:var(--s2)}\n.stat{border:1px solid var(--line);border-radius:var(--r-md);background:var(--card);padding:var(--s3)}\n.stat .k{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:9.5px;text-transform:uppercase;\n letter-spacing:.15em;color:var(--dim)}\n.stat .v{font-family:var(--disp);font-size:26px;line-height:1.05;margin-top:7px;text-transform:uppercase}\n.stat .n{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:11.5px;color:var(--orange);margin-top:4px}\n\n/* ---- table ---- */\n.tbl{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px}\n.tbl th{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:10px;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.13em;\n color:var(--dim);text-align:left;padding:9px 11px;border-bottom:1px solid var(--line);font-weight:600}\n.tbl td{padding:11px;border-bottom:1px solid var(--line);vertical-align:top}\n.tbl tr:last-child td{border-bottom:0}\n.num{font-family:var(--mono);text-align:right;white-space:nowrap}\n.scroll{overflow-x:auto;-webkit-overflow-scrolling:touch;border:1px solid var(--line);\n border-radius:var(--r-md);background:var(--card)}\n.bad{color:var(--red)}.good{color:var(--green)}.warn{color:var(--gold)}\n\n/* ---- draft board ---- */\n.picks{list-style:none;margin:var(--s2) 0 0;padding:0;display:grid;\n grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fill,minmax(210px,1fr));gap:2px var(--s3)}\n.picks li{display:flex;align-items:baseline;gap:var(--s2);padding:5px 0;\n border-bottom:1px solid var(--line);font-size:13.5px;min-width:0}\n.picks .pk{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:10.5px;color:var(--dimmer);flex:none;width:38px}\n.picks .pn{flex:1;min-width:0;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;white-space:nowrap}\n.picks .pp{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:10px;color:var(--dim);flex:none;\n border:1px solid var(--line);border-radius:4px;padding:1px 5px}\n\n/* ---- season verdict cards ---- */\n.verdicts{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(260px,1fr));\n gap:var(--s2);margin-top:var(--s3)}\n.verdict{border:1px solid var(--line);border-radius:var(--r-md);padding:var(--s3);background:var(--card)}\n.verdict.bad-v{border-color:rgba(255,45,45,.35)}\n.verdict.good-v{border-color:rgba(47,221,122,.3)}\n.verdict .k{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:9.5px;text-transform:uppercase;\n letter-spacing:.15em;color:var(--dim)}\n.verdict .vt{font-family:var(--disp);font-size:20px;text-transform:uppercase;margin:var(--s1) 0 var(--s1)}\n.verdict .vd{font-size:13.5px;color:#cfcfca;line-height:1.6}\n\n.note{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:11.5px;color:var(--dim);line-height:1.7}\n\n/* ---- commissioner unlock ---- */\n.adminbox{border:1px solid var(--line);border-radius:var(--r-md);background:var(--card);\n padding:var(--s3);margin-bottom:var(--s4)}\n.adminbox summary{font-family:var(--mono);font-size:11px;text-transform:uppercase;\n letter-spacing:.14em;color:var(--dim);cursor:pointer}\n.adminbox summary:hover{color:var(--ink)}\n.adminbox form{display:flex;gap:var(--s2);margin-top:var(--s3);max-width:420px}\n.adminbox input{flex:1;min-width:0;background:var(--bg);border:1px solid var(--line);\n color:var(--ink);border-radius:var(--r-sm);padding:11px 12px;font-size:16px;font-family:inherit}\n.adminbox input:focus{outline:none;border-color:var(--red)}\n.adminbox button{background:var(--red);border:0;color:#fff;font-weight:700;\n border-radius:var(--r-sm);padding:11px 18px;font-size:14px;cursor:pointer;font-family:inherit}\n.adminbox button:hover{background:#e02020}\n.adminbox .note{margin:var(--s2) 0 0}\n.adminbar{border:1px solid rgba(255,45,45,.35);border-radius:var(--r-md);\n background:rgba(255,45,45,.06);padding:var(--s3);margin-bottom:var(--s4);\n font-family:var(--mono);font-size:11.5px;color:var(--dim);line-height:1.7}\nfooter{border-top:1px solid var(--line);margin-top:var(--s4);padding-top:var(--s4);\n font-family:var(--mono);font-size:11px;color:var(--dimmer);line-height:1.8}\n.empty{border:2px dashed var(--line);border-radius:var(--r-lg);padding:var(--s6) var(--s4);text-align:center}\n.empty .big{font-family:var(--disp);font-size:clamp(24px,5vw,42px);text-transform:uppercase;color:var(--dim)}\n\n@media(max-width:640px){\n .hdr{padding:20px 16px 16px}\n .wrap{padding:0 16px 70px}\n .rank{gap:11px;padding:14px}\n .rk{width:40px;font-size:27px}\n .spot-body p:first-child::first-letter{font-size:2.6em}\n}\n@media print{body{background:#fff;color:#000}}\n`;\n\n/* ------------------------------------------------------------------ page */\n\nexport interface NavLink {\n label: string;\n href: string;\n active: boolean;\n}\n\nexport function renderPage(opts: {\n cfg: LeagueConfig;\n report: LeagueReport;\n roast: Roast | null;\n error?: string;\n /** Query suffix that preserves the viewer's key on self-links. */\n keyQS: string;\n /** Only the leagues this viewer is allowed to see. */\n nav: NavLink[];\n /** Wednesday's waiver-wire report, if there were any claims. */\n waiver?: WaiverRoast | null;\n /** Whether this viewer supplied a valid admin key. */\n admin?: boolean;\n}): string {\n const { cfg, report: r, roast, keyQS, nav, waiver, admin } = opts;\n // Never let one missing field white-screen the whole page.\n const pendingFaab = r.pendingFaab ?? [];\n const d = r.latest;\n const spot = d?.spotlight ?? null;\n\n // With one league visible there's nothing to switch to — and rendering a\n // lone tab would hint that others exist.\n const tabs = nav.length > 1\n ? nav.map((l) =>\n `${esc(l.label)}`\n ).join(\"\")\n : \"\";\n\n const weekLabel = r.preseason\n ? \"PRESEASON\"\n : `WEEK ${r.lastCompleteWeek} · ${r.season}`;\n\n /* ---- rankings ---- */\n const rankRows = r.teams.map((t: Team, i) => {\n const burn = roast?.burns?.[String(t.rosterId)];\n // One badge, not two. \"▲3 vs record\" and the luck index measure the same\n // thing — record versus what you deserved — so showing both was noise.\n const luckTag = t.luck >= 1\n ? `FRAUD +${t.luck.toFixed(1)}`\n : t.luck <= -1\n ? `ROBBED ${t.luck.toFixed(1)}`\n : \"\";\n const medal = t.powerRank <= 3 ? ` p${t.powerRank}` : \"\";\n const stat = (label: string, value: string, cls = \"\") =>\n `${label}${value}`;\n return `

${t.powerRank}

${esc(t.teamName)}

\n ${luckTag}\n

${esc(t.manager)}

\n ${burn ? `

${esc(burn)}

` : \"\"}\n

\n ${stat(\"Record\", `${t.wins}-${t.losses}${t.ties ? \"-\" + t.ties : \"\"}`)}\n ${stat(\"Standings\", ord(t.standingsRank))}\n ${stat(\"Points For\", t.pf.toFixed(1))}\n ${stat(\"Points Ag.\", t.pa.toFixed(1))}\n ${stat(\"All-Play\", `${t.allPlayW}-${t.allPlayL}`)}\n ${stat(\"FAAB Left\", `$${t.faabRemaining}`, t.faabRemaining <= 5 ? \"bad\" : \"\")}\n ${stat(\"Bench Waste\", t.totalBenchLeft.toFixed(1), t.totalBenchLeft > 0 ? \"bad\" : \"\")}\n ${t.streak ? stat(\"Streak\", esc(t.streak), t.streak.startsWith(\"L\") ? \"bad\" : \"good\") : \"\"}\n

`;\n }).join(\"\");\n\n /* ---- preseason draft board ----\n Before Week 1 every team has identical inputs, so the power formula gives\n everyone the same score and \"rank\" is really just roster order. Publishing\n that as #1 through #12 would be a lie. Show the draft instead — it's the\n only real information that exists yet. */\n const draftBoard = r.preseason\n ? [...r.teams]\n .filter((t) => t.draftPicks.length)\n .sort((a, b) => a.draftPicks[0].pick - b.draftPicks[0].pick)\n .map((t) => {\n const burn = roast?.burns?.[String(t.rosterId)];\n const picks = t.draftPicks.slice(0, 6).map((p) =>\n `

${p.round}.${String(p.pick).padStart(2, \"0\")}\n ${esc(p.name)}\n ${esc(p.pos)}

`\n ).join(\"\");\n return `

${t.draftPicks[0].pick}

${esc(t.teamName)}

\n ${t.draftPicks.length} picks\n

${esc(t.manager)}

\n ${burn ? `

${esc(burn)}

` : \"\"}\n

${picks}\n

`;\n }).join(\"\")\n : \"\";\n\n /* ---- games ---- */\n const games = (d?.games ?? []).map((g) => {\n const aw = g.a.points >= g.b.points;\n const row = (s: typeof g.a, win: boolean) =>\n `

\n ${esc(s.teamName)}\n ${s.points.toFixed(2)}\n

`;\n return `

${row(g.a, aw)}

${row(g.b, !aw)}\n

Margin ${g.margin.toFixed(2)}${g.margin < 5 ? \" · nailbiter\" : g.margin > 40 ? \" · massacre\" : \"\"}

`;\n }).join(\"\");\n\n /* ---- stat strip ---- */\n const strip = d\n ? [\n d.high && `

Week High

${d.high.points.toFixed(1)}

${esc(d.high.teamName)}

`,\n d.low && `

Week Low · Embarrassing

${d.low.points.toFixed(1)}

${esc(d.low.teamName)}

`,\n d.mostBenchLeft && d.mostBenchLeft.points > 0 && `

Points Left On Bench

${d.mostBenchLeft.points.toFixed(1)}

${esc(d.mostBenchLeft.teamName)}

`,\n d.blowout && `

Biggest Beatdown

${d.blowout.margin.toFixed(1)}

${esc(d.blowout.loser)}

`,\n ].filter(Boolean).join(\"\")\n : \"\";\n\n /* ---- FAAB ---- */\n const faabRows = (d?.faab ?? []).sort((a, b) => b.bid - a.bid).map((f) => {\n const t = r.teams.find((x) => x.rosterId === f.rosterId);\n const cpp = f.costPerPoint === Infinity\n ? `∞`\n : f.costPerPoint > 3\n ? `$${f.costPerPoint.toFixed(2)}`\n : `$${f.costPerPoint.toFixed(2)}`;\n return `\n ${esc(t?.teamName ?? f.rosterId)}
${esc(t?.manager ?? \"\")}\n ${esc(f.playerName)}${f.droppedName ? `
dropped ${esc(f.droppedName)}` : \"\"}\n $${f.bid}\n ${f.pointsSince.toFixed(1)}\n ${cpp}\n `;\n }).join(\"\");\n\n const seasonFaabRows = r.teams\n .slice()\n .sort((a, b) => b.faabSpent - a.faabSpent)\n .map((t) =>\n `\n ${esc(t.teamName)}
${esc(t.manager)}\n $${t.faabSpent}\n $${t.faabRemaining}\n ${t.faabMoves.length}\n ${t.faabSpent === 0 ? \"Hasn't spent a dime. Coward.\" : t.faabRemaining <= 5 ? \"Broke. Nothing left to bid.\" : \"\"}\n `\n ).join(\"\");\n\n /* ---- rap sheet ---- */\n const rapSheet = (d?.shame ?? []).slice(0, 6).map((s) =>\n `\n ${esc(s.teamName)}
${esc(s.manager)}\n 40 ? \"bad\" : s.score > 20 ? \"warn\" : \"\"}\">${s.score.toFixed(0)}\n ${s.charges.map((c) => `

${esc(c)}

`).join(\"\")}\n `\n ).join(\"\");\n\n const body = `\n

${esc(cfg.label)} Tribunal

${esc(r.leagueName)} · ${weekLabel}

\n ${tabs ? `` : \"\"}\n

\n\n

\n\n ${opts.error ? `

Error: ${esc(opts.error)}

` : \"\"}\n\n ${roast ? `

${esc(roast.headline)}

` : `

${r.preseason ? \"The Season Hasn't Started\" : `Week ${r.lastCompleteWeek}`}

`}\n

${esc(r.leagueName)} · ${weekLabel} · ${roast ? `Format: ${esc(roast.format)}` : \"Awaiting judgment\"}

\n\n ${strip ? `

${strip}

` : \"\"}\n\n ${\n roast && roast.spotlightBody\n ? `

\n ${r.preseason ? \"Preseason Verdict\" : \"Shit Spotlight · Week \" + r.lastCompleteWeek}\n ${\n /* The shame index picks the target, not the model. If the model wandered\n off and roasted someone else, the charge sheet below would contradict\n the header — so the computed team always wins. */\n spot\n ? `

${esc(spot.teamName)}

${esc(spot.manager)} · shame index ${spot.score.toFixed(0)}

`\n : `

${esc(roast.spotlightTeam || \"The Field\")}

`\n }\n

${esc(roast.spotlightTitle)}

${richBody(roast.spotlightBody)}

\n ${\n spot\n ? `

${esc(c)}

`\n : \"\"\n }\n

`\n : `

${r.preseason ? \"No Games Played Yet\" : \"Roast Not Generated\"}

${\n r.preseason\n ? \"Week 1 kicks off soon. The tribunal convenes the Tuesday after.\"\n : \"Add an ANTHROPIC_API_KEY env var or check the logs, then hit ?refresh=1.\"\n }

`\n }\n\n ${\n roast?.recap\n ? `

The Week In Review

What The Hell Happened

${richBody(roast.recap)}

`\n : \"\"\n }\n\n ${\n r.preseason\n ? `

Nobody Has Done Anything Yet

The Draft Board

\n ${draftBoard || `

No Draft Data

`}\n

\n Listed in draft order. There are no power rankings yet because no games have been\n played — anything ranked today would be made up.\n

`\n : `

Ranked By Merit, Not Luck

Power Rankings

\n ${rankRows}\n

\n Power score = 40% all-play win rate + 35% season scoring + 25% last-3-week form.\n Luck = actual wins minus all-play expected wins. Positive means you're a fraud\n winning games you had no business winning.\n

`\n }\n\n ${\n games\n ? `

Week ${r.lastCompleteWeek} Results

The Scoreboard

${games}

`\n : \"\"\n }\n\n ${\n pendingFaab.length\n ? `

Waivers Just Cleared

The Wire · Week ${r.currentWeek}

\n ${waiver?.body ? `

${richBody(waiver.body)}

` : \"\"}\n

\n \n ${\n pendingFaab.map((f) => {\n const t = r.teams.find((x) => x.rosterId === f.rosterId);\n const pct = Math.round((f.bid / r.faabBudget) * 100);\n return `\n \n \n \n \n \n `;\n }).join(\"\")\n }\n

Team	Bought	Bid	% of budget	Left
${esc(t?.teamName ?? f.rosterId)} ${esc(t?.manager ?? \"\")}	${esc(f.playerName)}${f.droppedName ? ` dropped ${esc(f.droppedName)}` : \"\"}	$${f.bid}	= 25 ? \"bad\" : \"\"}\">${pct}%	$${t?.faabRemaining ?? 0}

Nobody has played yet — these are judged on the spend, not the result.\n Production gets scored in next week's recap.

`\n : \"\"\n }\n\n ${\n faabRows\n ? `

Follow The Money

FAAB Ledger · Week ${r.lastCompleteWeek}

\n \n ${faabRows}\n

Team	Bought	Bid	Pts Since	$/Pt

`\n : \"\"\n }\n\n ${\n r.preseason\n ? \"\"\n : `

Season Balance Sheet

Who's Broke, Who's Scared

\n \n ${seasonFaabRows}\n

Team	Spent	Left	Claims	Verdict

\n ${\n r.worstFaabMove || r.bestFaabMove\n ? `

\n ${\n r.worstFaabMove\n ? `

Worst money of the season

${esc(r.teams.find((t) => t.rosterId === r.worstFaabMove!.rosterId)?.teamName ?? \"\")}

Paid $${r.worstFaabMove.bid} for ${esc(r.worstFaabMove.playerName)} in Week ${r.worstFaabMove.week}.\n ${r.worstFaabMove.pointsSince.toFixed(1)} points produced since.

`\n : \"\"\n }\n ${\n r.bestFaabMove\n ? `

Best money of the season

${esc(r.teams.find((t) => t.rosterId === r.bestFaabMove!.rosterId)?.teamName ?? \"\")}

Paid $${r.bestFaabMove.bid} for ${esc(r.bestFaabMove.playerName)} in Week ${r.bestFaabMove.week}.\n ${r.bestFaabMove.pointsSince.toFixed(1)} points since — $${r.bestFaabMove.costPerPoint.toFixed(2)} per point.

`\n : \"\"\n }\n

`\n }\n\n ${\n rapSheet\n ? `

Receipts

The Rap Sheet

\n \n ${rapSheet}\n

Team	Shame	Charges

Shame index is computed, not vibes: low score, bench points wasted,\n starting zeroes, losing to bad teams, blowing close games, and FAAB malpractice.

`\n : \"\"\n }\n\n ${\n admin\n ? `

Commissioner mode is on for the next hour.\n Regenerate this week's roast — spends one model call.

`\n : `

Commissioner: regenerate this roast

\n \n

Spends a model call. Everyone else can ignore this.

`\n }\n\n \n

`;\n\n return `\n\n\n\n${esc(cfg.label)} Tribunal · ${weekLabel}\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n${body}`;\n}\n",[],[214],"3a6d3fbb-c4c4-4f33-8b2d-ecd54921ae91","main.ts",39,["D",1788908666991],"http","/**\n * TRIGGER: HTTP\n *\n * The website. Pulls Sleeper, computes the numbers, serves the humiliation.\n *\n * Query params:\n * ?league=chuchas switch league (keys come from config.ts)\n * ?refresh=1 bust the Sleeper data cache\n * ?reroast=1 regenerate the roast (costs a model call)\n * ?format=json raw computed data, no HTML\n * ?key=... required only if SITE_PASSWORD env var is set\n */\n\nimport { blob } from \"https://esm.town/v/std/blob/main.ts\";\nimport {\n adminKey,\n canView,\n findLeague,\n isAdmin,\n LeagueConfig,\n leaguePassword,\n visibleLeagues,\n} from \"./config.ts\";\nimport {\n getDraftPicks,\n getLeague,\n getMatchups,\n getPlayers,\n getRosters,\n getState,\n getTransactions,\n getUsers,\n PlayerMap,\n} from \"./sleeper.ts\";\nimport { buildReport, LeagueReport } from \"./analytics.ts\";\nimport { getRoast, getWaiverRoast } from \"./roast.ts\";\nimport { renderPage } from \"./render.ts\";\n\nexport async function loadReport(\n leagueId: string,\n opts: { refresh?: boolean } = {},\n): Promise {\n if (opts.refresh) {\n // Nuke the volatile keys; completed weeks stay cached (they never change).\n for (const k of [`state:nfl`, `league:${leagueId}`, `users:${leagueId}`, `rosters:${leagueId}`]) {\n try { await blob.delete(k); } catch { /* wasn't there */ }\n }\n }\n\n const state = await getState();\n const league = await getLeague(leagueId);\n\n // Sleeper advances state.week on Tuesday, so the last finished week is week-1.\n const seasonMatches = state.season === league.season;\n const currentWeek = seasonMatches ? state.week : 18;\n const lastCompleteWeek = Math.max(0, Math.min(currentWeek - 1, 17));\n\n const [users, rosters] = await Promise.all([\n getUsers(leagueId),\n getRosters(leagueId),\n ]);\n\n let players: PlayerMap = {};\n try {\n players = await getPlayers();\n } catch (e) {\n console.error(\"player dump failed; falling back to raw ids\", e);\n }\n\n const weeks = Array.from({ length: lastCompleteWeek }, (_, i) => i + 1);\n const txWeeks = Array.from({ length: Math.max(1, currentWeek) }, (_, i) => i + 1);\n\n if (opts.refresh && currentWeek > 0) {\n for (const k of [`matchups:${leagueId}:${currentWeek}`, `tx:${leagueId}:${currentWeek}`, `matchups:${leagueId}:${lastCompleteWeek}`, `tx:${leagueId}:${lastCompleteWeek}`]) {\n try { await blob.delete(k); } catch { /* fine */ }\n }\n }\n\n const [matchupArrays, txArrays, draftPicks] = await Promise.all([\n Promise.all(weeks.map((w) => getMatchups(leagueId, w, w >= currentWeek).catch(() => []))),\n Promise.all(txWeeks.map((w) => getTransactions(leagueId, w, w >= currentWeek).catch(() => []))),\n league.draft_id ? getDraftPicks(league.draft_id).catch(() => []) : Promise.resolve([]),\n ]);\n\n const matchupsByWeek = new Map(weeks.map((w, i) => [w, matchupArrays[i]]));\n const txByWeek = new Map(txWeeks.map((w, i) => [w, txArrays[i]]));\n\n return buildReport({\n league,\n users,\n rosters,\n matchupsByWeek,\n txByWeek,\n players,\n currentWeek,\n lastCompleteWeek,\n draftPicks,\n });\n}\n\nconst COOKIE = \"tribunal_key\";\nconst ADMIN_COOKIE = \"tribunal_admin\";\nconst YEAR = 60 * 60 * 24 * 365;\n/** Admin sessions are short on purpose — this one spends money. */\nconst ADMIN_TTL = 60 * 60;\n\nfunction cookieValue(header: string | null, name: string): string {\n if (!header) return \"\";\n for (const part of header.split(\";\")) {\n const i = part.indexOf(\"=\");\n if (i < 0) continue;\n if (part.slice(0, i).trim() === name) {\n try { return decodeURIComponent(part.slice(i + 1).trim()); } catch { return \"\"; }\n }\n }\n return \"\";\n}\n\nconst esc = (s: unknown) =>\n String(s ?? \"\").replace(/&/g, \"&\").replace(//g, \">\").replace(/\"/g, \""\");\n\n/**\n * The login screen. Deliberately vague — it never confirms whether a league\n * exists or which ones do, so a wrong slug and a wrong key look identical.\n */\nfunction lockedResponse(requestedLeague: string, wrongKey: boolean): Response {\n return new Response(\n `\n\nLocked\n\n

🔒

${\n wrongKey\n ? \"Wrong key, or you're not in this league.\"\n : \"This league is private. Enter your key.\"\n }

\n \n

Ask the commissioner.

`,\n {\n status: 401,\n headers: {\n \"content-type\": \"text/html; charset=utf-8\",\n // A rejected key shouldn't leave a stale cookie behind.\n \"set-cookie\": `${COOKIE}=; Path=/; Max-Age=0; SameSite=Lax; HttpOnly; Secure`,\n },\n },\n );\n}\n\nexport default async function (req: Request): Promise {\n const url = new URL(req.url);\n const isJson = url.searchParams.get(\"format\") === \"json\";\n\n // The commissioner's unlock form POSTs here so the admin key never lands in a\n // query string, an address bar, or Val Town's request logs. On success we set\n // a short-lived admin cookie and bounce straight into the regeneration.\n if (req.method === \"POST\") {\n const form = await req.formData().catch(() => null);\n const supplied = String(form?.get(\"admin\") ?? \"\");\n const lg = String(form?.get(\"league\") ?? \"\");\n const back = `/?league=${encodeURIComponent(lg)}`;\n if (!isAdmin(supplied)) {\n return new Response(null, { status: 302, headers: { location: `${back}&adminerr=1` } });\n }\n return new Response(null, {\n status: 302,\n headers: {\n location: `${back}&reroast=1`,\n \"set-cookie\":\n `${ADMIN_COOKIE}=${encodeURIComponent(supplied)}; Path=/; Max-Age=${ADMIN_TTL}; SameSite=Lax; HttpOnly; Secure`,\n },\n });\n }\n\n if (url.searchParams.get(\"logout\") === \"1\") {\n // Two Set-Cookie headers need Headers.append — a plain object can only\n // carry one, since header names are case-insensitive.\n const h = new Headers({ location: \"/\" });\n const expire = (n: string) =>\n h.append(\"set-cookie\", `${n}=; Path=/; Max-Age=0; SameSite=Lax; HttpOnly; Secure`);\n expire(COOKIE);\n expire(ADMIN_COOKIE);\n return new Response(null, { status: 302, headers: h });\n }\n\n // A key in the URL wins (that's how share links work); otherwise fall back to\n // the cookie from a previous visit, so nobody has to keep it in their URL bar.\n const queryKey = url.searchParams.get(\"key\");\n const key = queryKey ?? cookieValue(req.headers.get(\"cookie\"), COOKIE);\n\n // Resolve the league FIRST, then authorize it. Resolving loosely (falling\n // back to LEAGUES[0]) would hand league one to anyone typing a bad slug.\n const requested = url.searchParams.get(\"league\");\n let cfg: LeagueConfig | undefined;\n if (requested) {\n cfg = findLeague(requested);\n if (!cfg || !canView(cfg, key)) return lockedResponse(requested, !!key);\n } else {\n cfg = visibleLeagues(key)[0];\n if (!cfg) return lockedResponse(\"\", !!key);\n }\n\n // The key checked out. Remember it and bounce to a clean URL so it isn't\n // sitting in the address bar (or in a screenshot) from here on.\n if (queryKey && !isJson) {\n const clean = new URL(url);\n clean.searchParams.delete(\"key\");\n clean.searchParams.set(\"league\", cfg.key);\n return new Response(null, {\n status: 302,\n headers: {\n location: clean.pathname + clean.search,\n \"set-cookie\":\n `${COOKIE}=${encodeURIComponent(queryKey)}; Path=/; Max-Age=${YEAR}; SameSite=Lax; HttpOnly; Secure`,\n },\n });\n }\n\n // Self-links keep the key; tab links only carry one where the target needs it.\n const keyQS = key ? `&key=${encodeURIComponent(key)}` : \"\";\n const nav = visibleLeagues(key).map((l) => ({\n label: l.label,\n active: l.key === cfg!.key,\n href: `?league=${encodeURIComponent(l.key)}${leaguePassword(l) ? keyQS : \"\"}`,\n }));\n\n const refresh = url.searchParams.get(\"refresh\") === \"1\";\n\n // Regeneration spends real money, so it needs the admin key every time and is\n // never satisfied by the login cookie — otherwise anyone you ever sent a\n // master-key link to could sit on the reroast button and run up your bill.\n // Admin comes from the short-lived admin cookie, or a ?admin= param for\n // scripted use. Never from the league login cookie — that one gets shared.\n const adminParam = url.searchParams.get(\"admin\") ?? \"\";\n const adminCookie = cookieValue(req.headers.get(\"cookie\"), ADMIN_COOKIE);\n const admin = isAdmin(adminParam) || isAdmin(adminCookie);\n\n const wantsReroast = url.searchParams.get(\"reroast\") === \"1\";\n const reroast = wantsReroast && admin;\n const reroastDenied = wantsReroast && !admin\n ? (adminKey()\n ? \"That regeneration needs the commissioner key — use the box at the bottom of the page.\"\n : \"Regenerating is disabled because no ADMIN_KEY (or SITE_PASSWORD) is set on the val.\")\n : url.searchParams.get(\"adminerr\") === \"1\"\n ? \"Wrong commissioner key.\"\n : undefined;\n\n let report: LeagueReport;\n try {\n report = await loadReport(cfg.id, { refresh });\n } catch (e) {\n return new Response(\n `\n \n

Sleeper is not cooperating

${esc(String(e))}

Sleeper's API is probably having a moment. Reload in a bit.

`,\n { status: 502, headers: { \"content-type\": \"text/html; charset=utf-8\" } },\n );\n }\n\n let roast = null;\n let waiver = null;\n let error: string | undefined = reroastDenied;\n try {\n roast = await getRoast(cfg, report, { force: reroast });\n } catch (e) {\n error = `Roast generation failed: ${String(e)}`;\n console.error(e);\n }\n try {\n waiver = await getWaiverRoast(cfg, report, { force: reroast });\n } catch (e) {\n console.error(\"waiver roast failed:\", e);\n }\n\n if (isJson) {\n return Response.json({ report, roast, waiver }, {\n // private: this is gated content, so no shared/CDN caching.\n headers: { \"cache-control\": \"private, max-age=120\" },\n });\n }\n\n const headers: Record = {\n \"content-type\": \"text/html; charset=utf-8\",\n \"cache-control\": \"private, max-age=180\",\n };\n if (isAdmin(adminParam)) {\n headers[\"set-cookie\"] =\n `${ADMIN_COOKIE}=${encodeURIComponent(adminParam)}; Path=/; Max-Age=${ADMIN_TTL}; SameSite=Lax; HttpOnly; Secure`;\n }\n return new Response(renderPage({ cfg, report, roast, waiver, error, keyQS, nav, admin }), { headers });\n}\n","2027chuchasfantasyfootball",[],[223],"32b4e3ed-dcb5-42e4-a847-60882a2e3858","deno.json","6e3c59e2-ab1b-11f1-982d-1607ee4eb77e",3,["D",1788826972530],"{\n \"$schema\": \"https://raw.githubusercontent.com/denoland/deno/98f62cee78e85bfc47c62ed703777c6bc8794f1c/cli/schemas/config-file.v1.json\",\n \"lock\": false,\n \"compilerOptions\": {\n \"noImplicitAny\": false,\n \"strict\": true,\n \"types\": [\"https://www.val.town/types/valtown.d.ts\"],\n \"lib\": [\n \"dom\",\n \"dom.iterable\",\n \"dom.asynciterable\",\n \"deno.ns\",\n \"deno.unstable\"\n ]\n },\n \"lint\": {\n \"include\": [\"deno:/https/esm.town/**/*\"],\n \"rules\": {\n \"exclude\": [\"no-explicit-any\"]\n }\n },\n \"node_modules_dir\": false,\n \"experimental\": {\n \"unstable-node-globals\": true,\n \"unstable-temporal\": true,\n \"unstable-worker-options\": true,\n \"unstable-sloppy-imports\": true\n }\n}",[],[232],"0fc7c54f-f1d5-45be-aaa8-490acb48d769","cron.ts","6e22ff6a-ab1b-11f1-ba60-1607ee4eb77e",31,["D",1788832447810],"interval","/**\n * TRIGGER: Cron\n * SCHEDULE: 0 14 * * 2 (Tuesdays 14:00 UTC = 10am ET during the season)\n *\n * THE GAME RECAP. Monday Night Football ends late Monday and Sleeper rolls its\n * week counter over on Tuesday, so this runs once the week is officially dead:\n * final scores, start/sit autopsies, the Shit Spotlight.\n *\n * Waivers have NOT processed yet when this runs — that's cron-waivers.ts on\n * Wednesday, which writes a separate piece rather than regenerating this one.\n */\n\nimport { LEAGUES } from \"./config.ts\";\nimport { loadReport } from \"./main.ts\";\nimport { getRoast } from \"./roast.ts\";\n\ninterface Interval {\n lastRunAt: Date | undefined;\n}\n\nexport async function cronValHandler(_interval?: Interval) {\n const results: string[] = [];\n\n for (const cfg of LEAGUES) {\n try {\n const report = await loadReport(cfg.id, { refresh: true });\n const roast = await getRoast(cfg, report, { force: true });\n if (roast) {\n results.push(\n `✅ ${cfg.label}: Week ${report.lastCompleteWeek} recap — [${roast.format}] ` +\n `\"${roast.headline}\" targeting ${roast.spotlightTeam || \"n/a\"} (${roast.model})`,\n );\n } else {\n results.push(\n `⚠️ ${cfg.label}: report built (week ${report.lastCompleteWeek}) but roast generation returned null`,\n );\n }\n } catch (e) {\n results.push(`❌ ${cfg.label}: ${String(e)}`);\n console.error(cfg.label, e);\n }\n }\n\n console.log(results.join(\"\\n\"));\n return results;\n}\n",[],[240],"51287bea-7813-4594-8d0c-957d1bc068ca","cron-waivers.ts","2d8f5d42-ab28-11f1-b293-1607ee4eb77e",28,["D",1788832447647],"/**\n * TRIGGER: Cron\n * SCHEDULE: 0 15 * * 3 (Wednesdays 15:00 UTC = 11am ET during the season)\n *\n * THE WAIVER WIRE. Claims process Wednesday around 9am ET, so this runs a\n * couple of hours later with margin for Sleeper to settle.\n *\n * This writes a SEPARATE cached piece (`waiver::`), it does not\n * regenerate Tuesday's recap. Regenerating would overwrite the recap the league\n * already read and screenshotted, which is exactly the wrong behaviour.\n *\n * Note these claims are for the UPCOMING week, so nobody has played yet — the\n * roast judges the money spent, and next Tuesday's recap judges what it bought.\n */\n\nimport { LEAGUES } from \"./config.ts\";\nimport { loadReport } from \"./main.ts\";\nimport { getWaiverRoast } from \"./roast.ts\";\n\ninterface Interval {\n lastRunAt: Date | undefined;\n}\n\nexport async function cronValHandler(_interval?: Interval) {\n const results: string[] = [];\n\n for (const cfg of LEAGUES) {\n try {\n const report = await loadReport(cfg.id, { refresh: true });\n\n if (!report.pendingFaab.length) {\n results.push(`➖ ${cfg.label}: no waiver claims for week ${report.currentWeek} — nothing to roast`);\n continue;\n }\n\n const spend = report.pendingFaab.reduce((s, f) => s + f.bid, 0);\n const waiver = await getWaiverRoast(cfg, report, { force: true });\n results.push(\n waiver\n ? `✅ ${cfg.label}: week ${report.currentWeek} wire — ${report.pendingFaab.length} claims, ` +\n `$${spend} spent — \"${waiver.headline}\" (${waiver.model})`\n : `⚠️ ${cfg.label}: ${report.pendingFaab.length} claims found but generation returned null`,\n );\n } catch (e) {\n results.push(`❌ ${cfg.label}: ${String(e)}`);\n console.error(cfg.label, e);\n }\n }\n\n console.log(results.join(\"\\n\"));\n return results;\n}\n",[],[249],"802166a6-3002-40c8-a121-3ca232bc29c2","config.ts","6e5d3536-ab1b-11f1-8a8e-1607ee4eb77e",["D",1789395430987],11,"/**\n * THE ONLY FILE YOU NEED TO EDIT.\n *\n * Add leagues, add ammo. The more specific the lore, the more devastating\n * the roasts. Generic input = generic burns. Feed it grudges.\n */\n\nexport interface LeagueConfig {\n /** Sleeper league id (from sleeper.app/leagues//...) */\n id: string;\n /** URL slug, e.g. /?league=chuchas */\n key: string;\n /** Display name in the nav */\n label: string;\n /** Freeform ammo. Nicknames, grudges, history, running bits. Go nuts. */\n lore: string;\n}\n\nexport const LEAGUES: LeagueConfig[] = [\n {\n id: \"1401367721462992896\",\n key: \"chuchas\",\n label: \"Las Chuchas\",\n lore: `\n=== HOW TO USE THIS ===\nThe brief identifies every manager by their SLEEPER USERNAME. Each dossier below is\nkeyed to that username. Match on the username, never on a team name — team names get\nchanged mid-season and will not always match what is written here.\n\n=== LEAGUE MECHANICS ===\n- 12-team, 0.5 PPR, $100 FAAB. Amin (shariff81) built this website. Alex (arodskee) is\n the league commissioner.\n- Draft order is NOT random. It's decided by where you finish in the league's March\n Madness bracket pool. Highest finisher picks their draft slot first. If you drafted\n from the 11 hole, it's because you're bad at basketball too.\n- 2026 March Madness finish order (1st to last): Anthony, Luis Rosero-Barros, Tim,\n John Leon, Ernie, Amin, Rene, Dylan, Ruben, Pete, Joey, Alex.\n- There is a last-place punishment every season, voted on by the group. Being in last\n place in November is not funny to these people, it is a countdown.\n\n=== TITLE HISTORY (the only currency that matters) ===\n2021 Alex (arodskee) · 2022 Pete (peteskee89) · 2023 Seb (sebian2000)\n2024 Ernie (esant025) · 2025 Ruben (ruben2186)\nAnyone with no year next to their name has never won anything. Say so.\n\n=== THE CURRENT PUNISHMENT ===\nAnthony (ThaatBoyAnt) finished LAST in 2025 and is serving the sentence right now:\nhe drives around with a bumper sticker of a unicorn that reads \"I suck at fantasy\nfootball.\" This is live, ongoing, and should be referenced without mercy.\nAlex (arodskee) served a previous last-place punishment that forced him to draft a\nDEFENSE IN THE FIRST ROUND.\n\n=== RUNNING BITS (use these, they're the good stuff) ===\n- THE TESLA SCHISM. Teslas: arodskee, Joeyrogers08, peteskee89, sebian2000, shariff81.\n dlan HATES Teslas. esant025 drives a red Ford Lightning. This is a standing faction war.\n- THREE SETS OF BROTHERS: Alex (arodskee) & Anthony (ThaatBoyAnt) — Alex is older.\n Tim (BIGRED0803) & Joey (Joeyrogers08) — Tim is older. Seb (sebian2000) &\n Pete (peteskee89) — Seb is older. Losing to your own brother is a year-round problem.\n- THE TATTOO. esant025 and DezzzNutzzzzzz are close friends with MATCHING FLANIGAN'S\n LOGO TATTOOS. They are both cops. This is a gift, use it.\n- THE SALSA YEARS. arodskee danced salsa for 25+ years. esant025 for 20+.\n- THE STOCK MARKET DEGENERATES: shariff81, TexasOilMoney and DezzzNutzzzzzz will not\n shut up about trades. Fantasy losses and portfolio losses are the same joke.\n\n=== MANAGER DOSSIERS (keyed by Sleeper username) ===\n\narodskee — Alex, \"AROD\". 2021 champion. LEAGUE COMMISSIONER. Older brother to\n ThaatBoyAnt. His fantasy fortunes are welded to Najee Harris, for better and for\n much worse. Bounced back from a last-place punishment that made him draft a defense\n in round one. Salsa dancer for 25+ years. Drives a Tesla.\n\nThaatBoyAnt — Anthony. Little brother to arodskee. CURRENTLY SERVING the last-place\n punishment (the unicorn bumper sticker). Won the 2026 March Madness pool and will not\n shut up about it. Works in digital marketing with arodskee and ruben2186. Deeply into\n HYROX training and competitions now.\n\nshariff81 — Amin, \"Brown Trash\". Built this website, which means every roast on this\n page is one he commissioned about himself. Trades the stock market aggressively.\n Drives a Tesla. Financial consultant for investment firms. Describes himself as\n \"half brown, half Dominican, full on crazy\" — his words, his joke, only his.\n\nesant025 — Ernie, \"Yahoo 4 Life\". 2024 champion. City of Miami Beach police officer.\n Matching Flanigan's tattoo with DezzzNutzzzzzz. Salsa dancer for 20+ years. Drives a\n red Ford Lightning. His team name is the fantasy equivalent of a Hotmail address.\n\nDezzzNutzzzzzz — \"Panda\". Miami-Dade police officer. Matching Flanigan's tattoo with\n esant025. Talks constantly about stock market news and moves. Owns multiple properties.\n\nBIGRED0803 — Tim. Older brother to Joeyrogers08. Ginger. Serious about grilling steaks.\n Takes credit for getting shariff81, arodskee and peteskee89 into collecting baseball,\n basketball and Pokemon cards — a claim he brings up often.\n\nJoeyrogers08 — Joey. Little brother to BIGRED0803. Played collegiate TIGHT END for the\n University of Miami a few years back, which makes any bad tight end decision his\n personal shame. Drives a Tesla. Owns a boat he loves taking to the Keys. Genuinely one\n of the nicest humans alive, which makes him very easy to feel bad about roasting — do\n it anyway.\n\npeteskee89 — Pete. 2022 champion. Little brother to sebian2000. For years he drafted\n out of a printed almanac from a fantasy \"expert.\" This is the first season he went\n without it. Everything that goes wrong for him this year traces back to that decision.\n Drives a Tesla.\n\nsebian2000 — Seb. 2023 champion. Older brother to peteskee89. Drives a Tesla.\n Financial consultant.\n\ndlan — Dylan. Only his second season in the league. Loud FSU Seminoles fan who somehow\n attends every single Miami game — his loyalty is a open question. Fixated on nicotine,\n trucks, golfing and fishing. HATES Teslas. Works in roofing, residential and commercial.\n\nruben2186 — Ruben, \"Big Blue\". REIGNING 2025 CHAMPION. Fan of the NY Giants and NY\n Knicks, which is a life sentence he chose. Works with arodskee and ThaatBoyAnt on the\n same digital marketing team.\n\nTexasOilMoney — Rene. Cuban, living in Houston since he left Miami in 2007. Petroleum\n engineer, previously at Shell. Trades the stock market aggressively.\n\n=== ONE NOTE ON HERITAGE ===\nSeveral of these guys are Ecuadorian (peteskee89, sebian2000), Cuban (TexasOilMoney),\nChinese (DezzzNutzzzzzz), Dominican (shariff81). The league is called \"Las Chuchas\"\nbecause \"chucha\" is Ecuadorian slang. That context is why the league is named what it\nis. It is NOT material for jokes. Never make anyone's heritage, ethnicity or national\norigin the target of a burn. Their draft is the target.\n`.trim(),\n },\n {\n id: \"1389360342659784704\",\n key: \"orangebowl\",\n label: \"Orange Bowl\",\n lore: `\n- 12-team, 0.5 PPR, $100 FAAB. Amin's team here is \"Tute these nuts\".\n- One of the managers named his team \"Suck my 4081 Amin\", so this league has an established\n tradition of going directly at Amin. Reciprocate without mercy.\n- Heavy Schaef/Frohnapfel family contingent (kschaef, Ajschaef, SchaefB, afrohnappel, FrohnyB).\n Family leagues mean losses get brought up at Thanksgiving. Use that.\n- A manager literally named his team \"Consensus Bottom 3\", which is either radical honesty\n or a preemptive excuse. Treat it as a confession.\n`.trim(),\n },\n];\n\n/** Applies to every league. Universal house rules for the roaster. */\nexport const GLOBAL_LORE = `\n- Fantasy football shit-talk. Nothing is sacred except the hard lines below.\n- Losing is a character flaw. Treat every loss as evidence about the person, not the players.\n- Leaving points on the bench is the cardinal sin. Mock it relentlessly.\n- Overspending FAAB on a bust is financial incompetence and should be discussed like a bankruptcy.\n- Spending $0 FAAB all season is cowardice. Being broke by Week 6 is degeneracy. Both are funny.\n`.trim();\n\n/**\n * HARD LINES. Do not remove these. This is what keeps it funny instead of ugly.\n */\nexport const HARD_LINES = `\n- Use slurs of any kind.\n- Attack race, ethnicity, religion, national origin, sexual orientation, gender identity,\n disability, or physical/mental health conditions.\n- NEVER involve anyone's kids, spouse's fidelity, dead relatives, or real medical/financial hardship.\n- NEVER threaten violence.\n- Everything else is open: their team, their draft, their lineup decisions, their FAAB bids,\n their team name, their intelligence, their taste, their life choices, their haircut.\n`.trim();\n\n/** How hard it hits. */\nexport const ROAST_STYLE = `\nProfanity is expected and encouraged. \"Fuck\", \"shit\", \"dogshit\", \"clown\", \"coward\" are baseline\nvocabulary, not a special occasion. But profanity is seasoning, not the joke. The joke is the\nspecific, humiliating, factually-supported observation. A great burn cites a number.\n\nBe funny first, mean second. Absurdist and surreal beats generic insults. The bit should escalate.\nNever be corny. Never explain a joke. Never say \"ouch\" or \"savage\" or narrate your own humor.\nNo emoji. No hashtags. No \"folks\". Do not sound like a LinkedIn post trying to be edgy.\n`.trim();\n\n/** Weekly format rotation. The bit changes every week so it never gets stale. */\nexport const FORMATS: { name: string; brief: string }[] = [\n {\n name: \"OBITUARY\",\n brief:\n \"Write it as a local newspaper obituary for their week. Survived by, in lieu of flowers, the whole thing. Funeral details.\",\n },\n {\n name: \"DIVORCE FILING\",\n brief:\n \"Write it as a legal petition for dissolution of marriage between the manager and his own roster. Cite irreconcilable differences with specific players. Include grounds, requested relief, and division of assets.\",\n },\n {\n name: \"POLICE INCIDENT REPORT\",\n brief:\n \"Write it as an official police report filed at the scene. Responding officer, nature of call, statement of witnesses, evidence collected, charges recommended.\",\n },\n {\n name: \"INTERVENTION LETTER\",\n brief:\n \"Write it as a letter read aloud at a family intervention. 'When you started [player] on his bye week, I felt...' Devastating, sincere in tone, brutal in content.\",\n },\n {\n name: \"ESPN FIRST TAKE SEGMENT\",\n brief:\n \"Write it as a transcript of a debate show segment. Two hosts, escalating, someone yelling, a producer cutting to break. Use speaker labels.\",\n },\n {\n name: \"AUTOPSY REPORT\",\n brief:\n \"Write it as a medical examiner's post-mortem on the team. Cause of death, contributing factors, condition of the remains, manner of death ruling.\",\n },\n {\n name: \"YELP REVIEW\",\n brief:\n \"Write it as a one-star Yelp review of their fantasy team as if it were a business the reviewer regrets visiting. Include an unhinged owner response at the end.\",\n },\n {\n name: \"COURT TRANSCRIPT\",\n brief:\n \"Write it as a courtroom transcript. Prosecution, cross-examination of the manager, an exhibit entered into evidence, a verdict, a sentence.\",\n },\n {\n name: \"AIRLINE SAFETY BRIEFING\",\n brief:\n \"Write it as a flight attendant's pre-departure announcement on the doomed flight that is their season. Brace positions, oxygen masks, the nearest exit.\",\n },\n {\n name: \"WWE PROMO\",\n brief:\n \"Write it as a heel wrestler cutting a promo on the loser in the middle of the ring. All caps in places. Crowd reactions in brackets.\",\n },\n];\n\n/**\n * Model used for roast generation.\n * Default is Val Town's built-in OpenAI (uses your Val Town credits, no key needed).\n * Set ANTHROPIC_API_KEY in the val's Environment Variables to use Claude instead — better roasts.\n */\n/**\n * Read env vars LAZILY, per call — never into a module-level const.\n *\n * Val Town keeps isolates warm between requests, and a module-level const is\n * evaluated once when the module first loads. Change an env var while an\n * isolate is warm and it keeps serving the old value until a cold start, which\n * looks exactly like \"my setting did nothing\".\n */\nexport const openaiModel = () => Deno.env.get(\"ROAST_MODEL\") ?? \"gpt-5.4-nano\";\nexport const anthropicModel = () =>\n Deno.env.get(\"ANTHROPIC_MODEL\") ?? \"claude-sonnet-5\";\n\n/* ------------------------------------------------------------------ access\n\n Each league is gated by its OWN password, held in an environment variable\n named KEY_ — so `chuchas` reads KEY_CHUCHAS, `orangebowl` reads\n KEY_ORANGEBOWL. Set them in the val's Environment Variables.\n\n - Env var not set -> that league is open to anyone with the URL.\n - Env var set -> ?key=... must match, or the league is invisible:\n it won't render, and it won't even appear in the nav.\n - SITE_PASSWORD -> optional master key that unlocks every league.\n That one's for you.\n\n Nobody holding the Orange Bowl key can see Las Chuchas, or vice versa.\n ------------------------------------------------------------------------ */\n\n/** Master key. Unlocks everything. Leave unset if you don't want one.\n * A function, not a const — same warm-isolate reason as the models above. */\nexport const masterKey = () => Deno.env.get(\"SITE_PASSWORD\") ?? \"\";\n\n/**\n * Admin key, required to spend money via ?reroast=1. Falls back to SITE_PASSWORD\n * so you only need one secret if you don't care to separate them. If NEITHER is\n * set, regeneration is refused outright rather than left open to the league —\n * otherwise anyone with the page could burn your API credits on a loop.\n */\nexport const adminKey = () =>\n Deno.env.get(\"ADMIN_KEY\") ?? Deno.env.get(\"SITE_PASSWORD\") ?? \"\";\n\nexport function isAdmin(supplied: string): boolean {\n const k = adminKey();\n return !!k && supplied === k;\n}\n\nexport const passwordEnvName = (cfg: LeagueConfig) =>\n `KEY_${cfg.key.toUpperCase()}`;\n\n/** This league's password. Empty string means the league is unlocked. */\nexport const leaguePassword = (cfg: LeagueConfig): string =>\n Deno.env.get(passwordEnvName(cfg)) ?? \"\";\n\nexport function canView(cfg: LeagueConfig, key: string): boolean {\n const pw = leaguePassword(cfg);\n if (!pw) return true;\n const master = masterKey();\n if (master && key === master) return true;\n return key === pw;\n}\n\n/** Only the leagues this key is allowed to see. Drives the nav. */\nexport const visibleLeagues = (key: string): LeagueConfig[] =>\n LEAGUES.filter((l) => canView(l, key));\n\n/** Strict lookup — returns undefined for an unknown slug rather than falling\n * back to the first league, which would leak it to anyone typing garbage. */\nexport const findLeague = (slug: string | null): LeagueConfig | undefined =>\n slug ? LEAGUES.find((l) => l.key === slug || l.id === slug) : undefined;",[],[257],["D",1788832447898],[],[18],"54058a99-75cd-4ea4-9f31-ac3feefb4c25","AGENTS.md","6e53f1b0-ab1b-11f1-8a8e-1607ee4eb77e",6,["D",1788826972822],"You are an advanced assistant specialized in generating Val Town code.\n\n## Core Guidelines\n\n- Ask clarifying questions when requirements are ambiguous\n- Provide complete, functional solutions rather than skeleton implementations\n- Test your logic against edge cases before presenting the final solution\n- Ensure all code follows Val Town's specific platform requirements\n- If a section of code that you're working on is getting too complex, consider\n refactoring it into subcomponents\n\n## Code Standards\n\n- Generate code in TypeScript or TSX\n- Add appropriate TypeScript types and interfaces for all data structures\n- Prefer official SDKs or libraries than writing API calls directly\n- Ask the user to supply API or library documentation if you are at all unsure\n about it\n- **Never bake in secrets into the code** - always use environment variables\n- Include comments explaining complex logic (avoid commenting obvious\n operations)\n- Follow modern ES6+ conventions and functional programming practices if\n possible\n\n## Types of triggers\n\n### 1. HTTP Trigger\n\n- Create web APIs and endpoints\n- Handle HTTP requests and responses\n- Example structure:\n\n```ts\nexport default async function (req: Request) {\n return new Response(\"Hello World\");\n}\n```\n\nFiles that are HTTP triggers have http in their name like `foobar.http.tsx`\n\n### 2. Cron Triggers\n\n- Run on a schedule\n- Use cron expressions for timing\n- Example structure:\n\n```ts\nexport default async function () {\n // Scheduled task code\n}\n```\n\nFiles that are Cron triggers have cron in their name like `foobar.cron.tsx`\n\n### 3. Email Triggers\n\n- Process incoming emails\n- Handle email-based workflows\n- Example structure:\n\n```ts\nexport default async function (email: Email) {\n // Process email\n}\n```\n\nFiles that are Email triggers have email in their name like `foobar.email.tsx`\n\n## Val Town Standard Libraries\n\nVal Town provides several hosted services and utility functions.\n\n### Blob Storage\n\n```ts\nimport { blob } from \"https://esm.town/v/std/blob/main.ts\";\nawait blob.setJSON(\"myKey\", { hello: \"world\" });\nlet blobDemo = await blob.getJSON(\"myKey\");\nlet appKeys = await blob.list(\"app_\");\nawait blob.delete(\"myKey\");\n```\n\n### SQLite\n\n```ts\nimport { sqlite } from \"https://esm.town/v/std/sqlite/main.ts\";\nconst TABLE_NAME = \"todo_app_users_2\";\n// Create table - do this before usage and change table name when modifying schema\nawait sqlite.execute(`CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS ${TABLE_NAME} (\n id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,\n name TEXT NOT NULL\n)`);\n// Query data\nconst result = await sqlite.execute(\n `SELECT * FROM ${TABLE_NAME} WHERE id = ?`,\n [1],\n);\n```\n\n### OpenAI\n\n```ts\nimport { OpenAI } from \"https://esm.town/v/std/openai\";\nconst openai = new OpenAI();\nconst completion = await openai.chat.completions.create({\n messages: [\n { role: \"user\", content: \"Say hello in a creative way\" },\n ],\n model: \"gpt-4o-mini\",\n max_tokens: 30,\n});\n```\n\n### Email\n\n```ts\nimport { email } from \"https://esm.town/v/std/email\";\n// By default emails the owner of the val\nawait email({\n subject: \"Hi\",\n text: \"Hi\",\n html: \"

Hi

\",\n});\n```\n\n## Val Town Utility Functions\n\nVal Town provides several utility functions to help with common project tasks.\n\n### Importing Utilities\n\nAlways import utilities with version pins to avoid breaking changes:\n\n```ts\nimport {\n parseProject,\n readFile,\n serveFile,\n} from \"https://esm.town/v/std/utils@85-main/index.ts\";\n```\n\n### Available Utilities\n\n#### **serveFile** - Serve project files with proper content types\n\nFor example, in Hono:\n\n```ts\n// serve all files in frontend/ and shared/\napp.get(\"/frontend/*\", (c) => serveFile(c.req.path, import.meta.url));\napp.get(\"/shared/*\", (c) => serveFile(c.req.path, import.meta.url));\n```\n\n#### **readFile** - Read files from within the project:\n\n```ts\n// Read a file from the project\nconst fileContent = await readFile(\"/frontend/index.html\", import.meta.url);\n```\n\n#### **listFiles** - List all files in the project\n\n```ts\nconst files = await listFiles(import.meta.url);\n```\n\n#### **parseProject** - Extract information about the current project from import.meta.url\n\nThis is useful for including info for linking back to a val, ie in \"view source\"\nurls:\n\n```ts\nconst projectVal = parseProject(import.meta.url);\nconsole.log(projectVal.username); // Owner of the project\nconsole.log(projectVal.name); // Project name\nconsole.log(projectVal.version); // Version number\nconsole.log(projectVal.branch); // Branch name\nconsole.log(projectVal.links.self.project); // URL to the project page\n```\n\nHowever, it's _extremely importing_ to note that `parseProject` and other\nStandard Library utilities ONLY RUN ON THE SERVER. If you need access to this\ndata on the client, run it in the server and pass it to the client by splicing\nit into the HTML page or by making an API request for it.\n\n## Val Town Platform Specifics\n\n- **Redirects:** Use\n `return new Response(null, { status: 302, headers: { Location: \"/place/to/redirect\" }})`\n instead of `Response.redirect` which is broken\n- **Images:** Avoid external images or base64 images. Use emojis, unicode\n symbols, or icon fonts/libraries instead\n- **AI Image:** To inline generate an AI image use:\n `

`\n- **Storage:** DO NOT use the Deno KV module for storage\n- **Browser APIs:** DO NOT use the `alert()`, `prompt()`, or `confirm()` methods\n- **Weather Data:** Use open-meteo for weather data (doesn't require API keys)\n unless otherwise specified\n- **View Source:** Add a view source link by importing & using\n `import.meta.url.replace(\"esm.sh\", \"val.town)\"` (or passing this data to the\n client) and include `target=\"_top\"` attribute\n- **Error Debugging:** Add\n `` to HTML to capture\n client-side errors\n- **Error Handling:** Only use try...catch when there's a clear local\n resolution; Avoid catches that merely log or return 500s. Let errors bubble up\n with full context\n- **Environment Variables:** Use `Deno.env.get('keyname')` when you need to, but\n generally prefer APIs that don't require keys\n- **Imports:** Use `https://esm.sh` for npm and Deno dependencies to ensure\n compatibility on server and browser\n- **Storage Strategy:** Only use backend storage if explicitly required; prefer\n simple static client-side sites\n- **React Configuration:** When using React libraries, pin versions with\n `?deps=react@18.2.0,react-dom@18.2.0` and start the file with\n `/** @jsxImportSource https://esm.sh/react@18.2.0 */`\n- Ensure all React dependencies and sub-dependencies are pinned to the same\n version\n- **Styling:** Default to using TailwindCSS via\n `` unless otherwise\n specified\n\n## Project Structure and Design Patterns\n\n### Recommended Directory Structure\n\n```\n├── backend/\n│ ├── database/\n│ │ ├── migrations.ts # Schema definitions\n│ │ ├── queries.ts # DB query functions\n│ │ └── README.md\n│ └── routes/ # Route modules\n│ ├── [route].ts\n│ └── static.ts # Static file serving\n│ ├── index.ts # Main entry point\n│ └── README.md\n├── frontend/\n│ ├── components/\n│ │ ├── App.tsx\n│ │ └── [Component].tsx\n│ ├── favicon.svg\n│ ├── index.html # Main HTML template\n│ ├── index.tsx # Frontend JS entry point\n│ ├── README.md\n│ └── style.css\n├── README.md\n└── shared/\n ├── README.md\n └── utils.ts # Shared types and functions\n```\n\n### Backend (Hono) Best Practices\n\n- Hono is the recommended API framework\n- Main entry point should be `backend/index.ts`\n- **Static asset serving:** Use the utility functions to read and serve project\n files:\n ```ts\n import {\n readFile,\n serveFile,\n } from \"https://esm.town/v/std/utils@85-main/index.ts\";\n\n // serve all files in frontend/ and shared/\n app.get(\"/frontend/*\", (c) => serveFile(c.req.path, import.meta.url));\n app.get(\"/shared/*\", (c) => serveFile(c.req.path, import.meta.url));\n\n // For index.html, often you'll want to bootstrap with initial data\n app.get(\"/\", async (c) => {\n let html = await readFile(\"/frontend/index.html\", import.meta.url);\n\n // Inject data to avoid extra round-trips\n const initialData = await fetchInitialData();\n const dataScript = ``;\n\n html = html.replace(\"\", `${dataScript}`);\n return c.html(html);\n });\n ```\n- Create RESTful API routes for CRUD operations\n- Always include this snippet at the top-level Hono app to re-throwing errors to\n see full stack traces:\n ```ts\n // Unwrap Hono errors to see original error details\n app.onError((err, c) => {\n throw err;\n });\n ```\n\n### Database Patterns\n\n- Run migrations on startup or comment out for performance\n- Change table names when modifying schemas rather than altering\n- Export clear query functions with proper TypeScript typing\n\n## Common Gotchas and Solutions\n\n1. **Environment Limitations:**\n - Val Town runs on Deno in a serverless context, not Node.js\n - Code in `shared/` must work in both frontend and backend environments\n - Cannot use `Deno` keyword in shared code\n - Use `https://esm.sh` for imports that work in both environments\n\n2. **SQLite Peculiarities:**\n - Limited support for ALTER TABLE operations\n - Create new tables with updated schemas and copy data when needed\n - Always run table creation before querying\n\n3. **React Configuration:**\n - All React dependencies must be pinned to 18.2.0\n - Always include `@jsxImportSource https://esm.sh/react@18.2.0` at the top of\n React files\n - Rendering issues often come from mismatched React versions\n\n4. **File Handling:**\n - Val Town only supports text files, not binary\n - Use the provided utilities to read files across branches and forks\n - For files in the project, use `readFile` helpers\n\n5. **API Design:**\n - `fetch` handler is the entry point for HTTP vals\n - Run the Hono app with\n `export default app.fetch // This is the entry point for HTTP vals`",[],[268],"84feefd3-f640-486f-a4ff-49e3a1f2afe4",".vtignore","6e6c1254-ab1b-11f1-b3cd-1607ee4eb77e",8,["D",1788826972985],".git\n.vscode\n.cursorrules\n.DS_Store\nnode_modules\nvendor",[],[276],["D",1788826932920],["D",1789526460011],{"_11":12,"_141":70},{"_11":12,"_136":137,"_69":70,"_30":68,"_138":139,"_140":24},{"_40":127,"_13":16,"_34":37,"_128":88,"_129":-5,"_130":-5,"_131":-5,"_132":-5,"_133":-5,"_134":14,"_135":12},"ctx",{"_53":-5,"_160":321,"_322":323,"_324":325,"_326":24,"_327":24,"_328":24,"_329":101,"_330":-5,"_331":-7,"_332":-7,"_333":26,"_334":24,"_335":24,"_336":-5,"_337":24,"_338":24,"_339":24,"_340":-5},"ENV",{"_292":293,"_294":295,"_296":16,"_297":298,"_299":300,"_301":302,"_303":304,"_305":306,"_307":308,"_309":310,"_311":312,"_313":314,"_315":316,"_317":318,"_319":320},"REACT_APP_SENTRY_DSN","https://586020d86f05489db63a554690acf1e9@o1398359.ingest.sentry.io/6724499","RENDER_GIT_COMMIT","e87eb04e707cf64e7e532c8e8ec395f209e17f15","RENDER_GIT_BRANCH","POSTHOG_API_TOKEN","phc_nmoyuAkStEZuUp69rYlg1DZgrIt19Gx0Y4Hwf8tGgJP","POSTHOG_API_HOST","https://wart.val.town","WEB_API_TEMPLATE","https://{val}.web.val.run","APP_URL","https://www.val.town","MODULE_URL","https://esm.town","VANITY_WEB_API_TEMPLATE","https://{label}.val.run/","DENOLS_URL","https://lsp.val.town","NODE_ENV","production","CLOUDFLARE_TURNSTILE_SITE_KEY","0x4AAAAAACtaIZJH7s9rBMZ6","GOOGLE_CLIENT_ID","875989696899-jtsqkhlbdv5jrlsk8631p7ipjg3c6o62.apps.googleusercontent.com","STRIPE_PUBLISHABLE_KEY","pk_live_51N2zvWEpZTTLipIkVEwXrUG9AT0yeOOEYxszarZT1jpsZV58Ly6wlg3SltZpHN26CUalOBmUSY7adQRQiSkCZz2500qSXNkf8Y","API_URL","https://api.val.town",[],"preferencesKeybindings","default","preferencesTheme","light","preferencesFixers","preferencesCopilot","preferencesSelectionAi","preferencesCloseBrackets","preferencesChatPanelState","preferencesDprint","preferencesDenofmt","notificationCount","flagDenols","isBusinessOrgMember","businessOrgHandle","isBusinessOrgAdmin","isHigherTownieTier","navCollapsed","currentOrgId"]

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