Bracket Justice

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Paste this whole file into a new HTTP val and hit Save.\n * The URL it gives you is the one link everybody uses, forever. No accounts.\n *\n * ── The two things you may want to change ──────────────────────────────────\n * LEAGUE_PASSWORD below: set it to \"\" to let anyone with the link in,\n * or leave a password so a leaked URL isn't a problem.\n * To wipe the board and start over: visit /reset?key=\n * (or /reset if you set no password). It asks for confirmation first.\n * ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────\n */\n\nimport { sqlite } from \"https://esm.town/v/std/sqlite/main.ts\";\n\nconst LEAGUE_PASSWORD = \"Chucha2026\"; // \"\" disables the password entirely\nconst RELEASE_PASSWORD = \"Mean2026\"; // commish-only password to release a claimed name\n\n/* ── The league, in March Madness finish order ────────────────────────────── */\nconst PEOPLE = [\n {\n id: \"anthony\",\n name: \"Anthony Rodriguez\",\n team: \"Slangin Dubz\",\n champ: \"MICH\",\n right: true,\n pts: 1540,\n badge: \"LAST PLACE 2025\",\n roast:\n \"Won the bracket by 280 and still finished dead last in fantasy last year. You've proven you can pick other people's teams. Now try picking your own.\",\n },\n {\n id: \"luis\",\n name: \"Luis Rosero-Barros\",\n team: \"The Oldest Chucha\",\n champ: \"UCONN\",\n right: false,\n pts: 1260,\n roast:\n \"Rode UConn all the way to second place and a whole lot of nothing. The name checks out. So does the ceiling.\",\n },\n {\n id: \"tim\",\n name: \"Tim Rogers\",\n team: \"BIG RED's Picks\",\n champ: \"MICH\",\n right: true,\n pts: 1250,\n roast:\n \"Had the right champion and still lost to Anthony by 290. Same Michigan, different competence.\",\n },\n {\n id: \"john\",\n name: \"John Leon\",\n team: \"ESPNFAN7500303812's Picks\",\n champ: \"DUKE\",\n right: false,\n pts: 840,\n badge: \"WON THE TIEBREAK\",\n roast:\n \"An ESPN username with more digits than a phone number, and a bracket that died in Durham. 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Eleventh with Duke — you hallucinated an entire tournament.\",\n },\n {\n id: \"alex\",\n name: \"Alex Rodriguez\",\n team: \"Najee Harris\",\n champ: \"FLA\",\n right: false,\n pts: 560,\n badge: \"LAST PLACE 2024\",\n roast:\n \"Dead last in the bracket, dead last in fantasy two years ago. The Rodriguez family now owns both ends of the shame leaderboard. Najee would like his name back.\",\n },\n];\n\nconst SLOT_ROAST: Record = {\n 1: \"First overall. Zero excuses left. If this blows up it is you, alone, on camera.\",\n 2: \"Quietly hoping the guy at 1.01 pulls a hamstring in August. Ghoulish. Respected.\",\n 3: \"Close enough to the top to brag, far enough back to blame the board.\",\n 4: \"The 'I did the research' slot. You did not do the research.\",\n 5: \"Top-tier vanilla. Nobody has ever lost a league at five, and nobody has ever bragged about it either.\",\n 6: \"Dead center of the board. A coward's paradise.\",\n 7: \"You will take whoever falls and spend all season insisting you planned it.\",\n 8: \"Turn-adjacent. Get ready to say the word 'value' four hundred times.\",\n 9: \"Back-to-back picks and still no plan for either of them.\",\n 10:\n \"The 10-11 turn. Congratulations, now you have to be right twice in a row.\",\n 11: \"Waited this long to take the second-best thing left. Bold.\",\n 12:\n \"Last dibs and the double-turn. 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Wipe the whole board?

Every pick, every punishment idea and every vote. There is no undo.

Yes, wipe it · No, take me back

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Board wiped.

Back to Bracket Justice

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