\n \n \n \n \n

\n {children}\n

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[]).flatMap(collectRuleIds),\n ]);\n const violations = [...new Set([...phraseRules, ...poem.structural])];\n\n const renderBlock = (b: SlopBlock, i: number) => {\n if (b.kind === \"bullets\") {\n return (\n

\n •\n \n

\n );\n }\n if (b.kind === \"bait\") {\n return (\n

\n \n

\n );\n }\n return (\n

\n \n

\n );\n };\n\n return (\n \n

\n {/* header */}\n

slopify

\n \n

\n the anti-slop skills, run in reverse. famous public-domain poems on the left; the same poems after every\n banned phrase, banned structure, and banned emoji has been carefully added back in on the right.\n

\n\n {/* poem picker */}\n

\n {POEMS.map((p, i) => {\n const active = i === idx;\n return (\n {\n setIdx(i);\n setNonce((n) => n + 1);\n }}\n className=\"cursor-pointer transition-transform hover:-translate-y-0.5 focus:outline-none focus-visible:outline-dashed focus-visible:outline-2 focus-visible:outline-offset-4\"\n style={{ background: \"none\", border: \"none\", padding: 0 }}\n aria-pressed={active}\n >\n \n {p.pick}\n {active\n ? \n : }\n \n \n );\n })}\n

\n\n {/* side by side */}\n

\n {/* original */}\n

\n \n

\n the original\n \n

\n {poem.title}\n

\n {poem.author}, {poem.year}\n

\n {poem.original.map((line, i) => (line === \"\" ?

{line}

))}\n

\n zero violations. specific, concrete, could not have been written by anyone for anyone.\n

\n\n {/* slop */}\n

\n \n

\n the slop\n \n

\n \n i'm so sorry\n \n

{poem.slopTitle}

\n {poem.author} (optimized for engagement)\n

{poem.slop.map(renderBlock)}

\n {violations.length} anti-slop rules violated{\" \"}\n (hover the red squiggles):{\" \"}\n {violations.map((v, i) => (\n \n {(RULES[v] ?? v).split(\" — \")[0]}\n {i < violations.length - 1 ? \" · \" : \"\"}\n \n ))}\n

\n\n {/* footer */}\n \n

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Each keeps the house DNA\n// (Fullerfont handwriting + wobbly ballpoint strokes) and adds color a\n// different way: colored INK, highlighter WASHES, or colored STROKES.\n\nexport interface Accent {\n name: string;\n hex: string; // light-mode color\n dark: string; // dark-mode color\n role: string;\n}\n\nexport interface Direction {\n id: string;\n name: string;\n tagline: string;\n paper: string;\n paperDark: string;\n ink: string;\n inkDark: string;\n faint: string;\n faintDark: string;\n accents: Accent[];\n /** draw card/button borders in accent colors (felt-tip) */\n colorStrokes: boolean;\n /** translucent highlighter washes behind text (highlighter) */\n wash: boolean;\n}\n\nexport const DIRECTIONS: Direction[] = [\n {\n id: \"quatro\",\n name: \"quatro\",\n tagline: \"the Bic 4-colour pen: black ink, with blue / red / green doing real jobs\",\n paper: \"#fdfbf4\",\n paperDark: \"#191817\",\n ink: \"#24211d\",\n inkDark: \"#e9e6df\",\n faint: \"#9a938a\",\n faintDark: \"#6f6a63\",\n accents: [\n { name: \"blue\", hex: \"#2049c7\", dark: \"#7f9bff\", role: \"links + primary\" },\n { name: \"red\", hex: \"#d0342c\", dark: \"#ff7a70\", role: \"danger + no\" },\n { name: \"green\", hex: \"#187a3f\", dark: \"#5fce8b\", role: \"success + grow\" },\n { name: \"ink\", hex: \"#24211d\", dark: \"#e9e6df\", role: \"everything else\" },\n ],\n colorStrokes: false,\n wash: false,\n },\n {\n id: \"highlighter\",\n name: \"highlighter\",\n tagline: \"everything stays ink — color arrives as fluorescent swipes behind the words\",\n paper: \"#fffef8\",\n paperDark: \"#1b1b19\",\n ink: \"#232323\",\n inkDark: \"#ececec\",\n faint: \"#a3a39b\",\n faintDark: \"#71716b\",\n accents: [\n { name: \"yellow\", hex: \"#ffe93c\", dark: \"#ffe93c\", role: \"the default mark\" },\n { name: \"pink\", hex: \"#ff87b8\", dark: \"#ff87b8\", role: \"love it\" },\n { name: \"green\", hex: \"#6ee787\", dark: \"#6ee787\", role: \"go\" },\n { name: \"orange\", hex: \"#ffb340\", dark: \"#ffb340\", role: \"careful\" },\n ],\n colorStrokes: false,\n wash: true,\n },\n {\n id: \"felt-tip\",\n name: \"felt-tip\",\n tagline: \"the strokes themselves change pens — cards and marks drawn in marker colors\",\n paper: \"#fbf7ef\",\n paperDark: \"#1c1a20\",\n ink: \"#2a2436\",\n inkDark: \"#efeaf6\",\n faint: \"#9d94a8\",\n faintDark: \"#6e6779\",\n accents: [\n { name: \"purple\", hex: \"#6a3fd6\", dark: \"#a98cff\", role: \"primary\" },\n { name: \"orange\", hex: \"#ee7712\", dark: \"#ffa14d\", role: \"energy\" },\n { name: \"teal\", hex: \"#0d8f8f\", dark: \"#4ecfcb\", role: \"calm\" },\n { name: \"magenta\", hex: \"#d0338f\", dark: \"#ff7ac2\", role: \"play\" },\n ],\n colorStrokes: true,\n wash: false,\n },\n];\n\n/** hex + alpha → rgba() string */\nexport function hexA(hex: string, a: number): string {\n const n = parseInt(hex.slice(1), 16);\n return `rgba(${(n >> 16) & 255}, ${(n >> 8) & 255}, ${n & 255}, ${a})`;\n}\n",[19,77],"5ab32bfd-4aaa-4b95-b723-da79c46296e3",["D",1785165350720],"directory",[19],{"_37":82,"_13":19,"_40":43,"_42":-5,"_44":45,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":123,"_17":52,"_53":84,"_55":-5,"_57":58,"_59":-5,"_97":124,"_18":125},{"_37":108,"_13":109,"_40":110,"_42":-5,"_44":45,"_46":111,"_48":49,"_50":112,"_17":52,"_53":84,"_55":-5,"_57":58,"_59":-5,"_97":113,"_18":114},{"_37":100,"_13":101,"_40":102,"_42":-5,"_44":45,"_46":103,"_48":49,"_50":104,"_17":93,"_53":24,"_55":105,"_57":58,"_59":-5,"_97":106,"_18":107},{"_37":90,"_13":91,"_40":92,"_42":-5,"_44":45,"_46":93,"_48":49,"_50":94,"_17":52,"_53":95,"_55":96,"_57":58,"_59":14,"_97":98,"_18":99},"5cebc122-d684-4bfd-9163-729a26c17a1f","main.ts","10966440-89ce-11f1-8da1-1607ee4eb77e",2,["D",1785165355966],"http","import { Hono } from \"npm:hono\";\nimport { parseVal, serveFile } from \"https://esm.town/v/std/utils/index.ts\";\n\nconst app = new Hono();\n\napp.get(\"/\", (c) => serveFile(\"/frontend/index.html\"));\napp.get(\"/frontend/**/*\", (c) => serveFile(c.req.path));\napp.get(\"/shared/**/*\", (c) => serveFile(c.req.path));\napp.get(\"/source\", (c) => c.redirect(parseVal().links.self.val));\n\napp.onError((err) => Promise.reject(err));\n\nexport default app.fetch;\n","children",[],[91],"375e6923-4193-4832-8b61-fcdf53075f12","README.md","6e31466a-89ce-11f1-8aaa-1607ee4eb77e",16,["D",1785192531237],"# 🍜 slopify\n\nThe anti-slop skills, run in reverse. Famous public-domain poems on the left;\non the right, the same poems after every banned phrase, banned structure, and\nbanned emoji has been carefully added back in.\n\nEach red squiggle in the slop column is a hoverable citation to the specific\nanti-slop rule being violated (\"delve\", the \"it's not X — it's Y\" comparator,\nbroetry line breaks, engagement bait, the chatbot postamble…). Rules were\ncollected from the community anti-slop skills\n([the-antislop](https://github.com/aplaceforallmystuff/the-antislop),\n[anti-ai-slop-writing](https://github.com/jalaalrd/anti-ai-slop-writing),\n[stop-slop](https://github.com/hardikpandya/stop-slop)) and inverted: every\n\"never do this\" became a must.\n\nPoems: *The Road Not Taken*, *Sonnet 18*, *Ozymandias*, *\"Hope\" is the thing\nwith feathers*, *Fire and Ice* — all public domain. The slop is original.\nRegrettably.\n\n## House style\n\nWears [dcm31/house-style](https://www.val.town/x/dcm31/house-style) in the\n**quatro** direction — black ink, with red doing its semantic job (the slop is\nthe danger). `frontend/pen.tsx` + `frontend/directions.ts` are copied from\nhouse-style. Fullerfont appears sparingly per the type rule: the title and one\napologetic margin note. Original poems render in a book serif; slop renders in\nsystem sans, as slop does. Dark mode follows `prefers-color-scheme`.\n\n## Files\n\n| file | role |\n|---|---|\n| `main.ts` (http) | Hono: shell, `/frontend/*`, `/shared/*`, `/source` |\n| `frontend/index.html` | shell — Twind + std/catch + root |\n| `frontend/index.tsx` | the app: picker, side-by-side columns, slop-markup renderer |\n| `frontend/pen.tsx` | hand-drawn primitives (from house-style) |\n| `frontend/directions.ts` | palette tokens (from house-style; quatro used) |\n| `shared/poems.ts` | the corpus: originals + slop rewrites with `⟦phrase\\|ruleId⟧` markup + the rule dictionary |\n\nAdding a poem = one new entry in `shared/poems.ts` (must be public domain;\nslop quality is on you).\n",[],[101],"e3a34c90-dff7-49b1-91a2-0918c9c41382","shared","5bdc9f7f-6e67-4b78-9f04-b1f7ab09058b",4,["D",1785165424519],[115],[109],{"_37":116,"_13":117,"_40":118,"_42":110,"_44":45,"_46":111,"_48":49,"_50":119,"_17":52,"_53":54,"_55":120,"_57":58,"_59":-5,"_97":121,"_18":122},"ccd29115-f20b-4d90-8b0a-aa837665bb42","poems.ts","397d7434-89ce-11f1-af4f-1607ee4eb77e",["D",1785165424519],"// The corpus: public-domain poems + their slop rewrites.\n// Slop text uses ⟦phrase|ruleId⟧ markup — the frontend red-squiggles each\n// marked phrase and tooltips the anti-slop rule it violates.\n// Rules are inverted from the community anti-slop skills (the-antislop,\n// anti-ai-slop-writing, stop-slop, et al.) — every \"never do this\" became a must.\n\nexport const RULES: Record = {\n \"delve\": \"“delve” — usage up 10×+ post-ChatGPT; tier-1 tell\",\n \"game-changer\": \"“game-changer” — tier 1: remove immediately\",\n \"fast-paced-world\": \"“in today's fast-paced world” — the canonical slop opener\",\n \"landscape\": \"the ever-evolving / digital “landscape”\",\n \"deep-dive\": \"“deep dive” — say “looked at”\",\n \"not-x-but-y\": \"the comparator: “it's not X. it's Y.”\",\n \"let-that-sink-in\": \"“let that sink in” — engagement filler\",\n \"heres-the-thing\": \"“here's the thing” — false intimacy\",\n \"spoiler-alert\": \"“spoiler alert” — borrowed enthusiasm\",\n \"great-question\": \"“Great question!” — sycophantic opener\",\n \"lets-unpack\": \"“let's unpack that” — announces instead of doing\",\n \"first-and-foremost\": \"“first and foremost” — inflated transition\",\n \"worth-noting\": \"“it's worth noting” — just note it\",\n \"journey\": \"everything is a “journey” (never a destination)\",\n \"testament\": \"“a testament to” — tier-1 abstract filler\",\n \"hope-this-helps\": \"“Hope this helps!” — chatbot postamble\",\n \"masterclass\": \"“a masterclass in” — unearned superlative\",\n \"interplay\": \"“the interplay between” — tier-1 abstraction\",\n \"key-takeaways\": \"“key takeaways” — listicle brain\",\n \"leverage\": \"“leverage” as a verb — say “use”\",\n \"heres-the-kicker\": \"“here's the kicker” — manufactured suspense\",\n \"cutting-edge\": \"“cutting-edge” — tier 1: remove\",\n \"robust\": \"“robust” — AI's favorite adjective\",\n \"end-of-the-day\": \"“at the end of the day” — filler transition\",\n \"both-valid\": \"“both perspectives are valid” — false balance, no stance\",\n \"stopped-in-tracks\": \"“stopped me in my tracks” — LinkedIn hook\",\n \"growth-mindset\": \"recruiter-brain vocabulary\",\n \"scalable\": \"startup adjectives applied to non-startups\",\n \"rent-free\": \"borrowed meme idiom, three years late\",\n \"iterate\": \"offering to “iterate” on a finished poem\",\n // structural (whole-text) violations\n \"em-dash\": \"em-dash abuse — the punctuation tell\",\n \"rule-of-three\": \"the rule of three. always. three.\",\n \"staccato\": \"staccato fragments. short. punchy. exhausting.\",\n \"unearned-bullets\": \"unearned bullet points\",\n \"engagement-bait\": \"engagement bait (repost / comment / follow)\",\n \"emoji-garnish\": \"emoji garnish 🚀✨\",\n \"chatbot-postamble\": \"the helpful-assistant sign-off\",\n \"broetry\": \"one-line broetry paragraphs\",\n};\n\nexport interface SlopBlock {\n kind: \"p\" | \"bullets\" | \"bait\";\n text?: string;\n items?: string[];\n}\n\nexport interface Poem {\n id: string;\n title: string;\n author: string;\n year: string;\n slopTitle: string;\n pick: string; // short label for the picker\n original: string[]; // lines; \"\" = stanza break\n slop: SlopBlock[];\n structural: string[]; // whole-text rule ids\n}\n\nexport const POEMS: Poem[] = [\n {\n id: \"road\",\n title: \"The Road Not Taken\",\n author: \"Robert Frost\",\n year: \"1916\",\n pick: \"the road not taken\",\n slopTitle: \"Navigating Decision-Making in Today's Fast-Paced Forest 🌲\",\n original: [\n \"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,\",\n \"And sorry I could not travel both\",\n \"And be one traveler, long I stood\",\n \"And looked down one as far as I could\",\n \"To where it bent in the undergrowth;\",\n \"\",\n \"Then took the other, as just as fair,\",\n \"And having perhaps the better claim,\",\n \"Because it was grassy and wanted wear;\",\n \"Though as for that the passing there\",\n \"Had worn them really about the same,\",\n \"\",\n \"And both that morning equally lay\",\n \"In leaves no step had trodden black.\",\n \"Oh, I kept the first for another day!\",\n \"Yet knowing how way leads on to way,\",\n \"I doubted if I should ever come back.\",\n \"\",\n \"I shall be telling this with a sigh\",\n \"Somewhere ages and ages hence:\",\n \"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—\",\n \"I took the one less traveled by,\",\n \"And that has made all the difference.\",\n ],\n slop: [\n {\n kind: \"p\",\n text: \"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood — and honestly? ⟦It was a game-changer.|game-changer⟧\",\n },\n {\n kind: \"p\",\n text: \"⟦In today's fast-paced world|fast-paced-world⟧, we've all been there: standing at a crossroads, trying to ⟦navigate the ever-evolving landscape|landscape⟧ of personal decision-making. As one traveler I couldn't travel both (work-life balance, am I right? 😅), so I stood there for a long time and looked down one as far as I could, to where it bent in the undergrowth.\",\n },\n {\n kind: \"p\",\n text: \"Then I took a ⟦deep dive|deep-dive⟧ into the other road. It was just as fair. It was grassy. It wanted wear. Though honestly the passing there had worn them about the same — and that's okay.\",\n },\n {\n kind: \"p\",\n text: \"⟦Here's the thing:|heres-the-thing⟧ both roads that morning lay in leaves no step had trodden black. I told myself I'd keep the first for another day. ⟦Spoiler alert:|spoiler-alert⟧ way leads on to way. I never went back. 🚶\",\n },\n {\n kind: \"p\",\n text: \"I'll be sharing this story with a sigh, somewhere ages and ages hence: two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by. And it hasn't just made a difference. ⟦It's not about the road. 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