${n}${l}paid $${\n Number(p) / 100\n }

`\n ).join(\"\");\n\n return c.html(`\n\nCLAIM YOUR SLOT — $${priceDollars}\n\n\n\n

\n ⬤ LIVE — ${count} SLOTS CLAIMED\n NEXT PRICE: ${nextPrice} IN ${spotsLeft} SLOTS\n

\n\n

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One-time. No refunds. No product. Pure social experiment.

\n\n

$${priceDollars}

\n Slot #${count + 1} of ${nextTier?.max ?? 1000} at this price.\n Next ${spotsLeft} people pay $${priceDollars}. Then it rises to ${nextPrice}.\n

\n\n

${count}Slots Claimed

${spotsLeft}Left at $${priceDollars}

\n\n ${\n count > 0\n ? `

\n Slot #1 paid $1. You are paying $${priceDollars}.\n The next ${spotsLeft} people still beat everyone after them.\n

`\n : \"\"\n }\n\n \n\n

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\n ${\n feed ||\n '

No claims yet — be first.

'\n }\n

\n\n

\n This is a social experiment. You are paying for a number in a list.\n No product, service, or guarantee is provided. Price is algorithmically determined by demand.\n Stripe handles payment. Replace the action URL with your actual Stripe Payment Link per-tier.\n

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