Cage Corner Watch

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CAGECAST 2003

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i < 170; i += 1) {\n state.confetti.push({\n x: Math.random() * stage.clientWidth,\n y: -20 - Math.random() * stage.clientHeight * 0.4,\n vx: -2 + Math.random() * 4,\n vy: 3 + Math.random() * 5,\n size: 5 + Math.random() * 8,\n spin: Math.random() * Math.PI,\n rotationSpeed: -0.25 + Math.random() * 0.5,\n color: colors[Math.floor(Math.random() * colors.length)],\n life: 220 + Math.random() * 90,\n });\n }\n}\n\nfunction drawConfetti() {\n confettiContext.clearRect(0, 0, stage.clientWidth, stage.clientHeight);\n\n // Updating and filtering in one pass keeps old particles from accumulating\n // forever on long-running screensaver sessions.\n state.confetti = state.confetti.filter((piece) => {\n piece.x += piece.vx;\n piece.y += piece.vy;\n piece.vy += 0.035;\n piece.spin += piece.rotationSpeed;\n piece.life -= 1;\n\n confettiContext.save();\n confettiContext.translate(piece.x, piece.y);\n confettiContext.rotate(piece.spin);\n confettiContext.fillStyle = piece.color;\n confettiContext.fillRect(-piece.size / 2, -piece.size / 2, piece.size, piece.size * 0.55);\n confettiContext.restore();\n\n return piece.life > 0 && piece.y < stage.clientHeight + 40;\n });\n}\n\nfunction render() {\n stepBounce();\n face.style.transform = `translate3d(${state.x}px, ${state.y}px, 0)`;\n updateStats();\n drawConfetti();\n requestAnimationFrame(render);\n}\n\nface.addEventListener(\"load\", () => {\n resize();\n render();\n});\n\nwindow.addEventListener(\"resize\", resize);\n\nif (face.complete) {\n resize();\n render();\n}\n",[156],"27a1a12c-3383-4bf8-ac7a-911891b47bf0","README.md","b08dfe16-6446-11f1-aa01-1607ee4eb77e",6,["D",1781039019765],"# Cage Corner Watch\n\nA static, single-page DVD-screensaver-style toy: Nicolas Cage's face bounces around the viewport while the page measures how close it gets to landing exactly in a corner.\n\n## Run\n\nThe Val Town deployment is served by `main.ts` using `staticHTTPServer()` from `https://esm.town/v/std/utils/index.ts`.\n\nLocally, open `index.html` directly, or serve the directory with:\n\n```sh\nnpx live-server\n```\n\nThe app has no build step and no runtime dependencies.\n\n## How It Works\n\n- `main.ts` is the Val Town HTTP endpoint.\n- `index.html` defines the stat display, the bouncing face image, and the confetti canvas.\n- `styles.css` creates the 2000s CRT treatment with scanlines, phosphor glow, vignette, and RGB ghosting.\n- `app.js` owns the animation loop, corner-distance math, and confetti particle simulation.\n- `cage-face.svg` is the local face asset, so the page works offline.\n\nThe distance readout is based on the top-left coordinate of the face's bounding box. 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