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No dependencies, no build step.\n//\n// Nightbot command (500-char limit; this is ~95):\n// !addcom -cd=5 !complaint $(urlfetch https://YOURVAL.web.val.run/?q=$(querystring)&by=$(user))\n//\n// ============================================================================\n// EDIT BELOW TO ADD JOKES. Logic is at the bottom; you should not need it.\n// Keep each line under ~300 chars. Use {by} for the asker's Twitch name.\n// ============================================================================\n\nexport const TOPICS = {\n map: {\n aliases: [\n \"map\",\n \"maps\",\n \"mapgen\",\n \"generation\",\n \"arabia\",\n \"arena\",\n \"nomad\",\n \"seed\",\n \"spawn\",\n \"spawns\",\n \"hill\",\n \"hills\",\n \"gold\",\n \"stone\",\n \"woodline\",\n \"woodlines\",\n \"terrain\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"The map seed was made by F1re's enemies to hide his sheep. His gold is forward, and the hill belongs to the other guy.\",\n \"F1re's woodline is 14 tiles away. His opponent's woodline is inside the Town Center. This is called map balance.\",\n \"F1re is not open. The MAP is open. There is a difference and he will explain it for 40 minutes.\",\n \"Arabia is the most balanced map in the game, except on F1re's half, where it is a documentary about scarcity.\",\n \"Both players got 4 boars. F1re's 4 boars are in the opponent's base. Working as intended.\",\n \"F1re's base has no hill. His opponent's base has a hill, a cliff, and what appears to be a moat.\",\n \"The gold is in the middle. The stone is in the middle. F1re is in the corner. Coincidence? F1re says no.\",\n \"Map generation is random, and yet it has produced the exact same result against F1re 400 games in a row.\",\n \"F1re would love this map if it were rotated 180 degrees.\",\n \"One player can full wall, the other must play open. Guess which one is streaming right now.\",\n \"The hills on this map are strategically placed to ensure F1re never has the high ground.\",\n \"The trees on this map are clearly biased against F1re's woodline.\",\n \"This map was generated fairly. It was then reviewed, adjusted, and generated again against F1re.\",\n \"F1re's gold is 20 tiles forward. His opponent's gold is behind two woodlines and a moral high ground.\",\n \"The map gave F1re a lake. F1re does not play water. The lake is where his wood should be.\",\n \"There are 8 relics on this map. Six spawned closer to the guy who is not F1re.\",\n \"F1re's base has three entrances. The recommended number of entrances is fewer.\",\n \"This map has a fair split down the middle. F1re got the half with the scenery.\",\n \"The stone is behind the enemy base. F1re would like to know who signed off on that.\",\n \"F1re's forward gold has a name now. The name is 'the reason'.\",\n \"The map is symmetrical. F1re has checked. F1re has checked several times.\",\n \"Both players have 2 gold piles. F1re's second pile is a rumour.\",\n \"The berries are 30 tiles away. The berries have been 30 tiles away since 2019.\",\n \"F1re got the corner spawn. Again. He is beginning to take it personally.\",\n \"The map generator has a random seed and a clear preference.\",\n ],\n },\n\n walls: {\n aliases: [\n \"wall\",\n \"walls\",\n \"walling\",\n \"walled\",\n \"palisade\",\n \"palisades\",\n \"gate\",\n \"gates\",\n \"quickwall\",\n \"wallin\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re had a full wall. One tile was palisade. That tile is now in a museum.\",\n \"The quick wall went down perfectly. The villager placing it disagreed and walked home.\",\n \"F1re's gate closed. The game logged it as open. These are the mysteries we live with.\",\n \"Nothing wrong with F1re's walls. There was simply a door where he did not build a door.\",\n \"F1re walled. The wall exists. The scout is inside anyway. Chat, this is a physics problem.\",\n \"The palisade sat at 1 HP for six minutes, then chose that exact moment.\",\n \"F1re placed a wall foundation and a deer stood on it. The deer had priority.\",\n \"F1re does not have a hole in his wall. He has an unfinished corridor with future potential.\",\n \"Stone walls cost stone. F1re had stone. The stone was in the other player's base.\",\n \"He walled off the entire base except one tile, which is statistically the tile the knights found.\",\n \"The wall was complete. The wall was reviewed. The wall had a door nobody ordered.\",\n \"F1re's palisade is load-bearing emotionally.\",\n \"F1re walled 47 tiles. The knights found the 48th in under a second.\",\n \"The gate was open because F1re opened it. This is the part he does not mention.\",\n \"His wall is 95% complete, which in walling terms is 0% complete.\",\n \"F1re quick-walled with 2 villagers. One walled. The other went to get wood.\",\n \"The palisade held for 8 seconds, which F1re says was long enough for a better player.\",\n \"He walled the front and forgot the back. The map only has a back on F1re's side.\",\n \"F1re's wall has a gap exactly one scout wide. The scout measured.\",\n \"The wall foundation was placed. The villager was then distracted by a tree.\",\n \"F1re built a gate so his army could leave. The enemy army also read the sign.\",\n \"The stone wall went up at minute 22. The attack was at minute 21.\",\n \"F1re walled off his own gold. Correctly, in the sense that nobody can reach it.\",\n \"There is a hole. There is always a hole. The hole is the entire point of walls.\",\n \"He walled in the sheep, the villagers, and one extremely confused enemy scout.\",\n ],\n },\n\n pathing: {\n aliases: [\n \"path\",\n \"paths\",\n \"pathing\",\n \"pathfinding\",\n \"unit\",\n \"units\",\n \"collision\",\n \"stuck\",\n \"movement\",\n \"moving\",\n \"army\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"Pathing isn't broken; units are just protesting F1re's micro.\",\n \"F1re's knights took the scenic route. It was scenic. It went past three woodlines and a lake.\",\n \"The units are moving perfectly. They are simply moving perfectly somewhere else.\",\n \"F1re shift-queued four commands. The game heard one and interpreted it as jazz.\",\n \"Unit collision is a solved problem in every game except the one F1re is currently playing.\",\n \"F1re told 20 units to attack. 19 arrived. The 20th is still finding itself near the mill.\",\n \"Pathing has been patched 40 times. F1re's units read all 40 patch notes and disagreed.\",\n \"The army walked around the wall instead of through the gate. The gate was open. The gate was RIGHT THERE.\",\n \"The unit is not stuck. It is evaluating its options. It has been evaluating for eleven seconds.\",\n \"Two villagers met at a drop-off point and are now performing an interpretive dance.\",\n \"The developers fixed pathing. F1re's units did not receive the memo, as they are units.\",\n \"Pathing isn't broken; the units are just protesting F1re's leadership skills.\",\n \"F1re's units have formed a committee. The committee is standing near the mill.\",\n \"The knights arrived 6 seconds late and refuse to explain the gap in their timeline.\",\n \"F1re's army split in two at a tree. One half is fighting. The other half is discovering the map.\",\n \"The siege took the long way around because the short way had a sheep in it.\",\n \"F1re boxed 30 units and 28 moved. The other 2 are appealing the decision.\",\n \"The unit walked into the wall, considered the wall, and walked into the wall again.\",\n \"His knights pathed through the enemy Town Center, out the other side, and kept going.\",\n \"F1re gave one order. The army has interpreted it as a suggestion, then as a theme.\",\n \"Two units are trying to occupy the same tile. Neither will move. Both are F1re's.\",\n \"The army arrived in three separate waves, none of which F1re authorised.\",\n \"F1re's units found a shortcut. The shortcut was longer. They took it anyway.\",\n \"It walked past the fight. It has been briefed on the fight. It walked past the fight.\",\n \"Formations exist. F1re's units have heard of formations.\",\n ],\n },\n\n sheep: {\n aliases: [\n \"sheep\",\n \"scout\",\n \"scouting\",\n \"boar\",\n \"boars\",\n \"deer\",\n \"hunt\",\n \"hunting\",\n \"straggler\",\n \"stragglers\",\n \"herd\",\n \"forage\",\n \"berries\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re's scout ran left. The sheep were right. The sheep have always been right.\",\n \"Three sheep found. The fourth sheep is a myth passed down between F1re's villagers.\",\n \"The boar was lured correctly. It simply chose a different villager to be angry at.\",\n \"F1re's deer are behind a woodline. His opponent's deer are queuing politely at the Town Center.\",\n \"F1re found the sheep. They were under his opponent's Town Center, which is apparently where they spawn now.\",\n \"The scout has 8 line of sight and has used exactly 0 of it.\",\n \"F1re's boar died 2 tiles from the drop-off. Two. Tiles.\",\n \"Straggler trees: F1re has one. His opponent has a forest arranged in a helpful semicircle.\",\n \"The sheep walked away from the Town Center. Nobody has explained why sheep do this. F1re has theories.\",\n \"He scouted clockwise. Everything was counter-clockwise. It is a 50/50 and somehow it isn't.\",\n \"F1re's scout didn't die; it took early retirement due to toxic work conditions.\",\n \"The boar filed a complaint about F1re first. The boar's complaint was upheld.\",\n \"The fourth sheep exists. It has simply chosen a life elsewhere.\",\n \"F1re's scout found the enemy base, the enemy sheep, and none of his own.\",\n \"The boar is at 12 HP and F1re's villager is at 12 HP. One of them has a plan.\",\n \"He lured the boar perfectly into a wolf. Chat, that is two problems solving each other badly.\",\n \"The sheep are in a line. The line points away from F1re's Town Center.\",\n \"F1re's deer walked 6 tiles while being shot, which is 6 tiles of pure spite.\",\n \"The second boar is under the enemy Town Center. It is their boar now. It was always their boar.\",\n \"F1re scouted for 40 seconds and found one sheep and a strong sense of foreboding.\",\n \"The scout is standing next to the sheep and has not mentioned it.\",\n \"F1re's boar reached the Town Center and killed a villager on arrival, out of principle.\",\n \"His straggler tree is directly on the house foundation. Statistically it always is.\",\n \"F1re found 8 sheep. Four were the opponent's, which he learned later, loudly.\",\n \"The deer are hunting F1re at this point.\",\n ],\n },\n\n vills: {\n aliases: [\n \"vill\",\n \"vills\",\n \"villager\",\n \"villagers\",\n \"eco\",\n \"economy\",\n \"farm\",\n \"farms\",\n \"farming\",\n \"idle\",\n \"dropoff\",\n \"mill\",\n \"lumbercamp\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"The villager is not idle. The villager is between opportunities.\",\n \"F1re queued 5 villagers. The Town Center made 4 and kept one as a souvenir.\",\n \"The villager walked to the far woodline. There was a closer woodline. There is always a closer woodline.\",\n \"F1re double-clicked to select villagers and selected the entire economy, a house, and a sheep.\",\n \"The farm ran out 90 seconds ago. The villager standing on it did not want to bother anyone.\",\n \"F1re's villager auto-tasked onto gold. F1re wanted wood. The villager wanted a career change.\",\n \"There were 3 idle villagers. F1re says 0. The idle villager button says otherwise, and it has no reason to lie.\",\n \"A villager just walked past four trees to reach a fifth tree it prefers emotionally.\",\n \"Villagers walk two to three times the shortest path. This is documented. F1re did the documenting.\",\n \"The drop-off is 1 tile away. The villager has chosen violence and a different drop-off.\",\n \"The villager is unionised and that drop-off is outside its jurisdiction.\",\n \"F1re has 3 idle villagers and 0 idle opinions.\",\n \"F1re made 3 villagers in a row and then none for 90 seconds. The Town Center was thinking.\",\n \"The villager is carrying 9 wood and has decided that is enough for today.\",\n \"A villager walked into the enemy base while building a house. It is their villager now.\",\n \"F1re rallied his villagers to gold. They arrived at gold. One went back for its things.\",\n \"The lumber camp is 1 tile too far. Over 30 minutes that is a whole villager of production.\",\n \"F1re's villager is repairing a building that is not under attack, with great focus.\",\n \"He queued 20 farms. 19 got placed. The 20th is a mystery the game will not discuss.\",\n \"The villager was building. Then it was not building. Nobody saw it stop.\",\n \"F1re has 84 villagers and the eco output of 60. The other 24 are consultants.\",\n \"The villager fleeing the raid ran directly into the raid.\",\n \"F1re's vills auto-repaired the wall instead of running, which is loyal and fatal.\",\n \"One villager has been walking since Feudal Age. It has commitments elsewhere.\",\n \"The drop-off changed hands mid-walk and the villager did not renegotiate.\",\n ],\n },\n\n lag: {\n aliases: [\n \"lag\",\n \"lagging\",\n \"ping\",\n \"server\",\n \"servers\",\n \"desync\",\n \"rubberband\",\n \"fps\",\n \"frames\",\n \"stutter\",\n \"disconnect\",\n \"internet\",\n \"connection\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"It was not a misclick. It was 180 ping and a server in a different hemisphere.\",\n \"F1re plays from Brazil. The server is in Europe. Every one of his clicks is an international flight.\",\n \"The game did not lag. It paused to think about what it had done.\",\n \"F1re's units teleported. That is not lag, chat, that is content.\",\n \"There was a spike. A small one. It lasted exactly as long as the fight F1re was losing.\",\n \"F1re issued the command. The server received it. Eventually. With love.\",\n \"Desync is when the game and F1re disagree about reality, and the game wins.\",\n \"F1re's ping is fine. F1re's ping to THAT server is a personality.\",\n \"Everyone had lag in that fight. Strangely, only F1re's units decided to stand still for it.\",\n \"South American ping is a civilization bonus nobody asked for.\",\n \"The lag is so bad it's actually affecting F1re's gameplay from three matches ago.\",\n \"The game isn't lagging. F1re is just playing in bullet-time mode.\",\n \"F1re's inputs are queued in Sao Paulo and delivered to Frankfurt by hand.\",\n \"The fight happened. F1re watched a slideshow of the fight. Different experiences.\",\n \"F1re clicked once. The game registered it twice, 4 seconds apart, in the wrong place.\",\n \"His units froze for 2 seconds, which in a fight is the entire fight.\",\n \"F1re has a 200ms handicap and a 0ms excuse allowance. Chat, do the ethics.\",\n \"The server is fine. The server is always fine. F1re is the one who is not fine.\",\n \"The game rubber-banded his knights back to where they were, and also emotionally.\",\n \"F1re's opponent has 12 ping. F1re's opponent lives inside the server.\",\n \"The lag lasted 400ms. F1re has been discussing it for 40 minutes. Proportional.\",\n \"It dropped a frame at the exact moment the mangonel fired. Every time. Only for F1re.\",\n \"F1re issued 6 commands during the spike. The server picked its favourite.\",\n \"Playing from South America is a 20-minute head start for everyone else.\",\n \"The replay shows F1re clicked correctly. The game did not attend the replay.\",\n ],\n },\n\n balance: {\n aliases: [\n \"balance\",\n \"balanced\",\n \"civ\",\n \"civs\",\n \"civilization\",\n \"nerf\",\n \"nerfed\",\n \"buff\",\n \"buffed\",\n \"op\",\n \"overpowered\",\n \"imba\",\n \"unique\",\n \"matchup\",\n \"meta\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"That civ is not overpowered. It just has every bonus F1re asked for last year and was told was unreasonable.\",\n \"F1re does not think the civ is broken. F1re thinks the civ is aggressively encouraged.\",\n \"The unit is fine at 40 HP. F1re's unit is also fine, and it has 40 HP, and it is dead.\",\n \"Balance is a wheel. F1re is always standing under the part coming down.\",\n \"They buffed the civ, then the counter, then the counter to the counter. F1re just wanted the first thing to stop.\",\n \"F1re called that civ overpowered two years before the nerf. Nobody has apologised.\",\n \"It is not that the matchup is unwinnable. It is that winning it requires being someone else.\",\n \"The unique unit costs 60 food and does everything. F1re's unique unit costs 60 food and has a personality.\",\n \"Every civ is viable. Some civs are viable AND win.\",\n \"Balance nerfs arrive every patch. The bug F1re reported in 2021 has tenure.\",\n \"Clearly a civ win. Nothing to do with anything else. Purely the civ. Definitely.\",\n \"F1re's civ has a bonus. The bonus is that F1re is playing it.\",\n ],\n },\n\n elephants: {\n aliases: [\"elephant\", \"elephants\", \"ele\", \"eles\", \"battleele\", \"tusk\"],\n lines: [\n \"Elephants are balanced. They cost a lot, they move slowly, and nothing F1re owns can stop them.\",\n \"F1re shot the elephant 30 times. The elephant is now slightly annoyed.\",\n \"Elephants are fine because they are expensive. F1re's opponent had 40, so the expense was manageable.\",\n \"F1re countered the elephants correctly. The elephants were not aware of the counter system.\",\n \"An elephant walked into F1re's base and reorganised it.\",\n \"Elephants are slow, which gives F1re plenty of time to watch.\",\n \"The elephant died and took the entire army with it. That is the elephant's whole plan.\",\n \"F1re says elephants should cost more. Chat, he means emotionally.\",\n \"The elephant has 250 HP, 3 armour, and a pension. F1re has arrows.\",\n \"F1re's counter to elephants is asking the elephants to reconsider.\",\n \"The elephant has been walking toward F1re's base since Castle Age. It will arrive. It is inevitable.\",\n \"F1re made halberdiers. The elephants turned the halberdiers into a story.\",\n \"One elephant is worth 3 knights and roughly 40 of F1re's arrows.\",\n \"The elephant took 11 seconds to die and killed 9 things on the way.\",\n \"F1re's monks converted an elephant. It was converted back. Net result: two sad monks.\",\n \"Elephants have low pierce armour, which F1re has tested extensively and personally.\",\n \"The elephant walked through the wall. Not the gate. The wall.\",\n \"F1re countered elephants with camels. The camels also found this funny.\",\n \"A single elephant is holding F1re's entire army in place like a traffic incident.\",\n \"The elephant is slow. F1re's economy is also slow. Only one of them is a problem.\",\n \"F1re says elephants are a Castle Age unit that behaves like an Imperial Age decision.\",\n \"Scorpions counter elephants. F1re's scorpions shot F1re's halberdiers instead.\",\n \"The elephant died at F1re's Town Center, 40 tiles further than it should have got.\",\n \"F1re watched 8 elephants cross the map and could do nothing except commentate.\",\n \"Elephants do not path well either, which is the only good news in this entire topic.\",\n ],\n },\n\n monks: {\n aliases: [\n \"monk\",\n \"monks\",\n \"conversion\",\n \"convert\",\n \"converted\",\n \"wololo\",\n \"relic\",\n \"relics\",\n \"faith\",\n \"redemption\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"The conversion was random. It was random 5 times in a row, in the same direction.\",\n \"Wololo is not a sound. It is a personal message to F1re.\",\n \"F1re's monk failed for 12 seconds. The enemy monk took his trebuchet instantly. Both are RNG.\",\n \"F1re lost his onager to a monk. The onager did not resist. The onager wanted this.\",\n \"The relic was 3 tiles from F1re's monk and 30 from the opponent's. Chat knows how this ended.\",\n \"Monks heal, convert, and carry relics. F1re's monks primarily stand still and think.\",\n \"Conversion resistance exists. It has never once existed on F1re's units.\",\n \"F1re says monk RNG is not random. F1re says monk RNG has read his profile.\",\n \"He researched Faith for 750 gold. His scout got converted four minutes later anyway.\",\n \"Pros agree monk RNG is unfun to play with and against. F1re agrees loudest.\",\n \"The monk converted on the very first tick. It was F1re's monk being converted, but still, first tick.\",\n \"Monk RNG is 50/50. F1re has run the experiment 900 times and formally disagrees.\",\n \"F1re's monk has been converting the same knight for 14 seconds. The knight is unbothered.\",\n \"One enemy monk converted three units. F1re's four monks converted a sense of injustice.\",\n \"The monk picked up the relic and immediately walked toward the enemy castle.\",\n \"F1re built a monastery to counter monks. His monks were converted first.\",\n \"Wololo has a 0% failure rate when aimed at F1re's best unit.\",\n \"The monk healed a unit that was already full and ignored the one that was dying.\",\n \"F1re's paladin was converted, upgraded, and used against him within 40 seconds.\",\n \"Redemption converts buildings. F1re's opponent redeemed F1re's castle.\",\n \"The relic was in F1re's base. It is now not in F1re's base. No monk was seen.\",\n \"F1re's monk stopped to heal mid-conversion, like a professional with priorities.\",\n \"Four monks, one relic, zero relics collected. The maths is upsetting.\",\n \"The conversion took 2 seconds and 6 years off F1re's life.\",\n \"Monks move at 0.7 speed and arrive at every fight exactly once it is over.\",\n ],\n },\n\n siege: {\n aliases: [\n \"siege\",\n \"mangonel\",\n \"mango\",\n \"onager\",\n \"trebuchet\",\n \"treb\",\n \"trebs\",\n \"ram\",\n \"rams\",\n \"scorpion\",\n \"bombard\",\n \"cannon\",\n \"petard\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"The mangonel hit F1re's own knights. In its defence, they were closer.\",\n \"F1re's onager fired into his own army with the confidence of a unit that has never been questioned.\",\n \"The trebuchet packed up. F1re did not ask it to pack up. It felt it was time.\",\n \"The ram is carrying F1re's infantry, which is why the infantry is nowhere near the fight.\",\n \"Scorpions fire in a line. F1re's line contained mostly F1re.\",\n \"The bombard cannon missed. It has 100% accuracy and it missed. Chat, sit with that.\",\n \"F1re's siege arrived. The battle had moved. The siege stayed to appreciate the terrain.\",\n \"Friendly fire was added to stop mangonels being overpowered. It has mostly stopped F1re.\",\n \"The trebuchet is still unpacking. There is no rush, apparently.\",\n \"The mangonel is not friendly-firing. The mangonel is providing feedback.\",\n \"F1re's onager has a 100% hit rate on F1re.\",\n ],\n },\n\n timing: {\n aliases: [\n \"timing\",\n \"uptime\",\n \"uptimes\",\n \"castle\",\n \"imp\",\n \"imperial\",\n \"feudal\",\n \"dark\",\n \"darkage\",\n \"age\",\n \"buildorder\",\n \"bo\",\n \"late\",\n \"slow\",\n \"fast\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re clicked up on time. The Town Center processed the request at its own pace.\",\n \"His opponent hit Castle 2 minutes earlier. F1re had a better plan and 2 fewer minutes to do it in.\",\n \"F1re was 30 seconds late to Feudal because of a boar-related incident he does not wish to discuss.\",\n \"The uptime was fine. The up part was fine. It was the time part.\",\n \"F1re had the resources for Imperial. He also had 4 idle villagers. These facts are related.\",\n \"Dark Age is 8 minutes for everyone, but only F1re's 8 minutes contain a wolf, a lame, and a lost scout.\",\n \"F1re did not click up late. F1re clicked up thoughtfully.\",\n \"The build order was perfect until minute 3, when the map got involved.\",\n \"The plan required 27 villagers by Castle Age. The map provided sheep for 21 of them.\",\n \"F1re hit Castle Age at a time. It was a time. It was not the time.\",\n \"If complaining were a resource, F1re would be up three ages.\",\n ],\n },\n\n opponent: {\n aliases: [\n \"opponent\",\n \"enemy\",\n \"smurf\",\n \"smurfs\",\n \"lame\",\n \"lamer\",\n \"laming\",\n \"lamed\",\n \"cheese\",\n \"cheesed\",\n \"drush\",\n \"trush\",\n \"rush\",\n \"towerrush\",\n \"noob\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"That is not a 1200 player. That is a 2100 player on a 1200 account with a fresh name.\",\n \"He lamed F1re's boar in minute 2 and typed gg in minute 4. Both were provocations.\",\n \"Drush into fast castle into tower rush is not a strategy, that is a personality disorder.\",\n \"The opponent walled, teched, and never left home. F1re calls this not playing the game. The scoreboard calls it winning.\",\n \"F1re's opponent has 3 accounts. F1re has 1 account and a sense of fairness.\",\n \"He built a tower on F1re's gold. It was legal. It should not have been, but it was.\",\n \"The opponent did nothing all game and won. F1re did everything all game. Chat, where is the justice.\",\n \"F1re got cheesed. F1re saw the cheese coming. F1re got cheesed anyway. These facts coexist.\",\n \"F1re's opponent found the sheep before F1re did. In F1re's own base.\",\n \"Clearly a civ win. F1re's opponent had the hidden ability of playing better.\",\n \"His opponent isn't better, they just have a more expensive gaming chair.\",\n \"The opponent made one good decision all game and the game gave it full marks.\",\n \"The opponent made 40 spearmen and won. There is no counter to a plan that committed.\",\n \"F1re's opponent has 3000 games and 900 elo. Chat, that is a choice someone is making.\",\n \"He proxied a barracks in F1re's blind spot. F1re does not have a blind spot. He does now.\",\n \"F1re's opponent misclicked into a winning position and has not acknowledged it.\",\n \"The opponent went for the exact strategy F1re called unviable that same morning.\",\n \"He took F1re's boar, F1re's deer, and F1re's composure, in that order.\",\n \"F1re scouted the base at minute 5. The opponent built everything after minute 5.\",\n \"The opponent is 300 elo lower and played the best game of his life. Both are true.\",\n \"F1re's opponent typed nothing all game, which was somehow the loudest thing about him.\",\n \"He walled F1re in using F1re's own terrain. Chat, let F1re have this one.\",\n \"The opponent won a fight he should have lost and has offered no explanation.\",\n \"F1re's opponent alt-tabbed for 2 minutes and came back still ahead.\",\n \"He built 6 towers. It is not a strategy, it is a lifestyle, and it worked.\",\n ],\n },\n\n teammates: {\n aliases: [\n \"teammate\",\n \"teammates\",\n \"team\",\n \"teams\",\n \"ally\",\n \"allies\",\n \"flank\",\n \"pocket\",\n \"tg\",\n \"teamgame\",\n \"mate\",\n \"partner\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"The flank did not flank. The flank built a market.\",\n \"F1re asked for 200 wood. He received a sry and a resign.\",\n \"F1re's pocket went full boom on a map with no walls. Chat, this is a TEAM game.\",\n \"The teammate is not AFK. The teammate is playing a different, quieter game.\",\n \"F1re held the flank for 25 minutes. His pocket held a conversation.\",\n \"Three players lost that game. F1re is responsible for one of them, and it was not that one.\",\n \"F1re sent 500 resources to the flank. The flank thanked him and made scouts. In Imperial.\",\n \"The teammate resigned at 22 minutes. F1re was winning at 23 minutes. We will never know.\",\n \"F1re typed help. The chat log confirms he typed help. Nobody has explained what happened next.\",\n \"In team games F1re does the work of two players, because he has to.\",\n \"The flank has been notified. The flank has read the message. The flank is building a market.\",\n \"F1re's pocket sent 100 stone at minute 34 and called it teamwork.\",\n \"F1re's pocket has 3000 food and a dream. F1re has 40 food and the front line.\",\n \"The flank died at minute 12 and spectated with opinions.\",\n \"F1re asked which civ. Nobody answered. Everyone then picked the same one.\",\n \"Two allies went archers. The third went archers. It was a 4v4 and F1re was the army.\",\n \"F1re's ally attacked at minute 8, alone, on purpose, and lost everything.\",\n \"The pocket boomed to 140 villagers and made 6 knights. Chat. Six.\",\n \"F1re held two flanks. There was only supposed to be one of him.\",\n \"His ally typed attack and then did not attack. F1re attacked.\",\n \"F1re's teammate is doing very well in a game that is not connected to this one.\",\n \"The ally resigned because his own flank collapsed, taking F1re's winning position with him.\",\n \"F1re tributed, walled, and defended, and lost because someone else did none of those.\",\n \"In a 4v4 there are four people who could have made spearmen. Zero did.\",\n \"F1re's ally walled up on Arabia and played open on Arena. Precisely backwards, both games.\",\n ],\n },\n\n chat: {\n aliases: [\n \"chat\",\n \"chatters\",\n \"viewer\",\n \"viewers\",\n \"backseat\",\n \"backseating\",\n \"mods\",\n \"twitch\",\n \"stream\",\n \"sub\",\n \"subs\",\n \"donation\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"Chat has suggestions. Chat is 1200 elo. F1re has noted the suggestions.\",\n \"Yes, F1re knows he has 300 wood. He knew before you did. He knows now. Thank you.\",\n \"Make villagers. Chat, at some point you have to trust the process.\",\n \"Someone in chat just solved a game F1re has been playing for 15 years. Incredible stuff.\",\n \"F1re reads chat during fights. This is why the fights go the way they go, and yet he keeps doing it.\",\n \"Chat spotted the mistake 4 seconds after F1re did, and mentioned it 40 more times.\",\n \"{by}, F1re appreciates the feedback and has filed it somewhere safe.\",\n \"Backseat gaming is allowed here, but the backseat is 800 elo and the seatbelt is off.\",\n \"Chat said wall. F1re walled. Chat said why did you wall. This is the cycle.\",\n \"Chat has identified 14 mistakes. F1re made 3. Chat is still counting.\",\n \"{by} has entered a complaint. F1re thanks {by} and blames the map.\",\n ],\n },\n\n hotkeys: {\n aliases: [\n \"hotkey\",\n \"hotkeys\",\n \"keybind\",\n \"keybinds\",\n \"ui\",\n \"interface\",\n \"controlgroup\",\n \"control\",\n \"mouse\",\n \"keyboard\",\n \"click\",\n \"clicks\",\n \"misclick\",\n \"minimap\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re pressed the hotkey. The hotkey was pressed. Nothing happened. All three statements are true.\",\n \"The control group was set. The control group is now empty. Nobody added anything, nobody removed anything.\",\n \"F1re's keyboard registered the key. The game registered it 400ms later, during a different fight.\",\n \"He hit the wrong hotkey. The wrong hotkey is directly next to the right hotkey. Design is a choice.\",\n \"F1re rebound his hotkeys in 2019 and has been discovering the consequences ever since.\",\n \"The click landed on the UI, not the map. The UI is 40 pixels tall and F1re found all 40.\",\n \"F1re selected his whole army with one hotkey. It included a villager, which is now in the fight.\",\n \"The minimap click went 3 tiles off. On a 200-tile map, 3 tiles is exactly where the fight was.\",\n \"That wasn't a misclick, it was a tactical misdirection the game failed to understand.\",\n \"F1re pressed the correct key at the correct time in the incorrect universe.\",\n ],\n },\n\n wolves: {\n aliases: [\n \"wolf\",\n \"wolves\",\n \"ornlu\",\n \"wildlife\",\n \"animal\",\n \"animals\",\n \"jaguar\",\n \"crocodile\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"A wolf ate F1re's scout. Minute 1. The game has jokes too.\",\n \"Ornlu has no elo, no build order, and a 100% win rate against F1re's early villagers.\",\n \"F1re's scout has 45 HP. The wolf does not care about F1re's plans.\",\n \"Two wolves. One villager. F1re watched it happen from the other side of the screen.\",\n \"The wolf spawned in F1re's base. The wolf pathed perfectly, which is notable.\",\n \"F1re lost a villager to wildlife in a game about empires.\",\n \"Wolves are balanced because they attack both players. They just start with F1re.\",\n \"Ornlu does not have a build order. Ornlu does not need a build order.\",\n \"The wolf pathed better than F1re's entire army, and it is one animal.\",\n ],\n },\n\n devs: {\n aliases: [\n \"dev\",\n \"devs\",\n \"developer\",\n \"developers\",\n \"patch\",\n \"patches\",\n \"update\",\n \"updates\",\n \"bug\",\n \"bugs\",\n \"glitch\",\n \"dlc\",\n \"worldsedge\",\n \"microsoft\",\n \"game\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re reported that bug in 2021. It is still here. It has seniority now.\",\n \"The patch fixed 3 bugs and added 4. F1re did the math live on stream.\",\n \"New civ, new campaign, new DLC. Pathing update: various improvements.\",\n \"Working as intended is the most upsetting sentence in F1re's life.\",\n \"They nerfed the thing F1re liked and buffed the thing that kills F1re. Two separate teams, presumably.\",\n \"The patch notes are 6000 words. The line F1re cared about was not in them.\",\n \"F1re has more hours in this game than the patch had testers. Just saying.\",\n \"Every patch fixes pathing. Pathing has now been fixed approximately 40 times.\",\n \"F1re isn't losing, he's just beta-testing new excuses for the next DLC.\",\n \"The changelog says stability improvements. F1re has never been less stable.\",\n ],\n },\n\n elo: {\n aliases: [\n \"elo\",\n \"rating\",\n \"rank\",\n \"ranked\",\n \"ladder\",\n \"matchmaking\",\n \"mmr\",\n \"queue\",\n \"quickplay\",\n \"lobby\",\n \"lobbies\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re lost 18 points for that game and would have gained 4. The ladder has priorities.\",\n \"Matchmaking found an opponent 200 elo higher in 6 seconds, and cannot find a fair game in 6 minutes.\",\n \"F1re is not deranking. F1re is conducting research at a lower elevation.\",\n \"The ladder does not reflect skill. It reflects how many times the map hated you.\",\n \"F1re queued for 1v1 and got a rematch against the guy who just lamed him. Thank you, algorithm.\",\n \"Elo is a number. It is a number that follows F1re around and comments.\",\n \"He won 5 in a row for 40 points, then lost 1 and gave back 22. Chat, do the math.\",\n \"F1re's smurf has higher elo than his main. He refuses to discuss what this implies.\",\n \"F1re's elo is not a measure of skill. It is a measure of how many wolves he has met.\",\n \"The ladder took 18 points and did not make eye contact.\",\n ],\n },\n\n archers: {\n aliases: [\n \"archer\",\n \"archers\",\n \"arrow\",\n \"arrows\",\n \"ballistics\",\n \"skirm\",\n \"skirms\",\n \"skirmisher\",\n \"skirmishers\",\n \"crossbow\",\n \"crossbows\",\n \"arbalest\",\n \"xbow\",\n \"bowman\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re's archers fired at a moving target and hit the concept of where it used to be.\",\n \"He forgot Ballistics. The arrows are now purely decorative.\",\n \"40 archers, 1 mangonel shot. F1re has 6 archers and a lesson.\",\n \"The archers are attacking. They are attacking a tree. The tree is not the enemy.\",\n \"F1re's crossbows out-ranged the enemy by 1 tile and chose to walk forward anyway.\",\n \"Skirmishers counter archers. Nobody told F1re's skirmishers, who are currently fighting knights.\",\n \"The arrow was still in flight when the target died, so it landed on the ground with dignity.\",\n \"F1re massed archers. The opponent massed skirmishers. F1re calls this metagaming, and it is.\",\n \"His archers stopped to shoot one villager while the entire army walked past them.\",\n \"Feathered Arrows sounds like it should do more than that.\",\n ],\n },\n\n cavalry: {\n aliases: [\n \"knight\",\n \"knights\",\n \"cav\",\n \"cavalry\",\n \"cavalier\",\n \"camel\",\n \"camels\",\n \"hussar\",\n \"paladin\",\n \"lancer\",\n \"lancers\",\n \"horse\",\n \"horses\",\n \"spear\",\n \"spears\",\n \"pike\",\n \"pikeman\",\n \"pikemen\",\n \"halberdier\",\n \"halb\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re's knights charged into 6 pikemen. They had 6 seconds to reconsider and used none of them.\",\n \"The camel counters cavalry. F1re's cavalry did not read the tooltip.\",\n \"Knights cost 60 food, 75 gold, and one small piece of F1re's optimism.\",\n \"F1re's paladins arrived at the fight in Imperial Age and in single file.\",\n \"He forgot Bloodlines. His knights are running on the base model.\",\n \"The scout line: fast, cheap, and currently investigating a corner of the map.\",\n \"F1re's hussars raided the enemy eco and found four villagers and a wall of towers.\",\n \"Cavalry is strong against archers. F1re's cavalry met the one archer holding a spear.\",\n \"The knight has 100 HP. It arrived at the fight with 12 and a story.\",\n \"F1re's lancers pushed units back. Mostly F1re's units.\",\n ],\n },\n\n buildings: {\n aliases: [\n \"tower\",\n \"towers\",\n \"tc\",\n \"towncenter\",\n \"outpost\",\n \"barracks\",\n \"stable\",\n \"range\",\n \"ranges\",\n \"blacksmith\",\n \"university\",\n \"monastery\",\n \"wonder\",\n \"keep\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"The Town Center did not shoot. It watched. It has a full view and no opinion.\",\n \"F1re's tower went up at 70%. The opponent's knights arrived at 69%.\",\n \"He placed a barracks where the wall should have gone. Both are buildings, chat, be fair.\",\n \"The Town Center garrison button was right there. F1re looked directly at it.\",\n \"F1re built a stable, a range, and a blacksmith, and then made spearmen.\",\n \"The outpost has 6 line of sight and saw nothing all game, which is technically information.\",\n \"F1re's university researched everything except the one thing that mattered.\",\n \"The wonder costs 3528 stone. F1re's grievance about the wonder is free.\",\n \"He built the tower 1 tile too far back, which on this map is a different postcode.\",\n ],\n },\n\n housing: {\n aliases: [\n \"housed\",\n \"house\",\n \"houses\",\n \"housing\",\n \"pop\",\n \"population\",\n \"popcap\",\n \"supply\",\n \"cap\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re is housed. He has 2000 wood. These facts have coexisted for 40 seconds.\",\n \"The house was queued. The villager building it was also queued, in a different sense.\",\n \"F1re hit the pop cap and then blamed the pop cap.\",\n \"You are being attacked and you need more houses. Only one of those is F1re's fault.\",\n \"F1re built 4 houses at once so this would never happen again. It happened again.\",\n \"200 pop is a suggestion, and F1re's suggestion is 240.\",\n \"The villager walked away mid-house. The house is 90% complete and 0% useful.\",\n \"F1re is not housed. F1re is population-constrained, which is a policy issue.\",\n \"Every house F1re builds is one house too late and one house too few.\",\n ],\n },\n\n upgrades: {\n aliases: [\n \"upgrade\",\n \"upgrades\",\n \"tech\",\n \"techs\",\n \"teching\",\n \"research\",\n \"researched\",\n \"bloodlines\",\n \"fletching\",\n \"forging\",\n \"armour\",\n \"armor\",\n \"attack\",\n \"wheelbarrow\",\n \"handcart\",\n \"husbandry\",\n \"chemistry\",\n \"thumbring\",\n \"squires\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re forgot Bloodlines. His knights have been told and are taking it well.\",\n \"No Ballistics. The arrows are aiming at where the enemy plans to be, spiritually.\",\n \"He researched Wheelbarrow at minute 28. The villagers thanked him and kept walking slowly.\",\n \"F1re had 3000 gold and no blacksmith upgrades. The gold is fine. The gold is thriving.\",\n \"The upgrade completed 2 seconds after the fight ended, which is the traditional timing.\",\n \"F1re double-checked his upgrades. They were all there except the important one.\",\n \"Husbandry makes cavalry faster. F1re's cavalry is faster and still late.\",\n \"He clicked the upgrade. The building was busy. Nobody escalated it.\",\n \"F1re's army is fully upgraded. It is 6 units. They are magnificent.\",\n ],\n },\n\n market: {\n aliases: [\n \"market\",\n \"trade\",\n \"trading\",\n \"tradecart\",\n \"tradecarts\",\n \"tribute\",\n \"ratio\",\n \"ratios\",\n \"buy\",\n \"buying\",\n \"sell\",\n \"selling\",\n \"commerce\",\n \"coinage\",\n \"banking\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re bought stone at a terrible rate and calls it an investment.\",\n \"The market ratio moved 3% between F1re deciding and F1re clicking.\",\n \"F1re sold 100 food for 43 gold and describes this as the market's fault.\",\n \"He built a market at minute 12 and used it once, at minute 39, in a panic.\",\n \"Trade carts generate gold slowly and die quickly. F1re considers this a design statement.\",\n \"F1re tributed his teammate 100 wood and received a thumbs up worth 0 wood.\",\n \"The trade route runs past the enemy castle. The trade carts do not seem concerned.\",\n \"F1re needed 40 stone. He sold 200 food to get it. Chat, do not look at the ratio.\",\n \"Coinage reduces the tribute fee. F1re researched it after tributing everything.\",\n ],\n },\n\n water: {\n aliases: [\n \"water\",\n \"navy\",\n \"naval\",\n \"ship\",\n \"ships\",\n \"galley\",\n \"galleys\",\n \"fireship\",\n \"fireships\",\n \"dock\",\n \"docks\",\n \"fish\",\n \"fishing\",\n \"transport\",\n \"boat\",\n \"boats\",\n \"island\",\n \"islands\",\n \"shore\",\n \"sea\",\n \"ocean\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re's fishing ships are being eaten by a galley he cannot see and has no dock to answer.\",\n \"Water maps are balanced. F1re's shore fish are on the opponent's shore.\",\n \"The transport unloaded the army 1 tile into the water. They are swimming home.\",\n \"Fire ships beat galleys. F1re had galleys. F1re now has an opinion about fire ships.\",\n \"F1re built a dock at minute 4 and a navy at minute 34. The gap is where the game happened.\",\n \"His fishing ships are full and 40 tiles from the dock. This is a supply chain problem.\",\n \"The demo ship did what demo ships do. It did it to F1re.\",\n \"F1re controls the water. There is nothing on the water. He controls it completely.\",\n \"Naval battles are just pathing with extra steps and more water.\",\n ],\n },\n\n taunts: {\n aliases: [\n \"taunt\",\n \"taunts\",\n \"11\",\n \"eleven\",\n \"laugh\",\n \"laughing\",\n \"emote\",\n \"emotes\",\n \"spam\",\n \"spamming\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"Someone sent 11 after killing F1re's scout. That is not a taunt, that is a war crime.\",\n \"F1re does not taunt. F1re sends a factual message that happens to be a number.\",\n \"The opponent taunted at minute 4 and won at minute 40. He was right, which is worse.\",\n \"An 11 in chat is worth 3 elo of psychological damage. F1re has taken 900 elo.\",\n \"F1re typed a taunt and got housed while typing it. These events are related.\",\n \"Nobody has ever taunted F1re without it being immediately followed by consequences.\",\n \"The enemy monk said wololo. F1re said something there is no taunt number for.\",\n \"F1re sent a friendly taunt. It was interpreted correctly and returned with interest.\",\n \"Taunts are free. F1re's response to taunts costs him 2 minutes of build order.\",\n ],\n },\n\n streamtech: {\n aliases: [\n \"obs\",\n \"mic\",\n \"microphone\",\n \"camera\",\n \"cam\",\n \"webcam\",\n \"encoder\",\n \"bitrate\",\n \"overlay\",\n \"alert\",\n \"alerts\",\n \"audio\",\n \"sound\",\n \"music\",\n \"headset\",\n \"restream\",\n \"vod\",\n \"vods\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"The stream dropped 400 frames during the only good fight F1re has had this month.\",\n \"F1re's mic was muted for the entire explanation. It was, by all accounts, a great explanation.\",\n \"The overlay is covering the exact corner of the minimap where the attack came from.\",\n \"OBS crashed at the moment of victory and recovered in time for the loss.\",\n \"F1re's alert sound played over his own thought process and won.\",\n \"The encoder is at 100%. F1re is at 100%. Only one of them is going to recover.\",\n \"F1re said something incredible off-mic. It is gone. It is not coming back.\",\n \"The VOD cuts out right before the part F1re wanted to show you.\",\n \"F1re's camera froze on the exact frame you would have chosen.\",\n ],\n },\n\n tournament: {\n aliases: [\n \"tournament\",\n \"tournaments\",\n \"tourney\",\n \"bracket\",\n \"brackets\",\n \"draft\",\n \"civdraft\",\n \"mapdraft\",\n \"admin\",\n \"admins\",\n \"caster\",\n \"casters\",\n \"casting\",\n \"showmatch\",\n \"qualifier\",\n \"groupstage\",\n \"prize\",\n \"prizepool\",\n \"seeding\",\n \"series\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re got the hardest group and describes the seeding as an act of aggression.\",\n \"The map draft removed F1re's best map and left three he has publicly called unplayable.\",\n \"The civ draft gave F1re a civ he last played in 2019, on purpose, by his opponent.\",\n \"The admin restarted the game after F1re's best 8 minutes of the year.\",\n \"The casters called F1re's position winning 4 seconds before it stopped being winning.\",\n \"F1re lost the series 3-2 and the 2 were better games. Nobody records that.\",\n \"The bracket has F1re playing the one person he cannot beat, in round 1, again.\",\n \"F1re played at 4am local time in a tournament scheduled for European convenience.\",\n \"The prize pool is large. The gap between F1re and it is 11 minutes of one game.\",\n ],\n },\n\n luck: {\n aliases: [\n \"rng\",\n \"luck\",\n \"lucky\",\n \"unlucky\",\n \"random\",\n \"randomness\",\n \"chance\",\n \"odds\",\n \"variance\",\n \"dice\",\n \"fortune\",\n \"karma\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"That was not variance. Variance would have gone F1re's way at least once.\",\n \"F1re has been unlucky in 400 consecutive games, which at this point is a pattern.\",\n \"RNG is fair over a large sample. F1re is the large sample.\",\n \"The odds were 90/10. F1re has now met the 10 nine times.\",\n \"F1re does not believe in luck. F1re believes in a targeted campaign.\",\n \"The coin flip went the other way. The coin has gone the other way since 2019.\",\n \"F1re is not blaming luck. F1re is blaming the specific distribution of luck.\",\n \"Statistically this should even out. It has been evening out for six years.\",\n \"Chat, the dice are fine. The dice simply know who is rolling them.\",\n ],\n },\n\n resign: {\n aliases: [\n \"resign\",\n \"resigned\",\n \"gg\",\n \"loss\",\n \"lost\",\n \"losing\",\n \"tilt\",\n \"tilted\",\n \"tilting\",\n \"rage\",\n \"quit\",\n \"altf4\",\n \"defeat\",\n \"defeated\",\n \"streak\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re did not lose. F1re ran out of game before the comeback started.\",\n \"He resigned at 30 minutes and explained why until minute 47.\",\n \"F1re typed gg. F1re did not mean gg. F1re meant a considerably longer sentence.\",\n \"That is not a loss streak, that is a research phase.\",\n \"F1re is not tilted. F1re is operating at an elevated informational baseline.\",\n \"One more game has now been said 6 times and the sun is coming up.\",\n \"F1re lost and immediately requeued, which is either resilience or a symptom.\",\n \"The comeback was on. The comeback needed 90 more seconds and 40 more villagers.\",\n \"F1re resigned so fast the opponent had not finished the attack. Efficiency.\",\n ],\n },\n\n strategy: {\n aliases: [\n \"strat\",\n \"strats\",\n \"strategy\",\n \"greed\",\n \"greedy\",\n \"boom\",\n \"booming\",\n \"aggression\",\n \"aggressive\",\n \"allin\",\n \"fastcastle\",\n \"macro\",\n \"micro\",\n \"plan\",\n \"decision\",\n \"decisions\",\n \"gameplan\",\n ],\n lines: [\n \"F1re went greedy. The greed was correct. The punishment was also correct.\",\n \"The all-in did not work, which means it was a bad plan, which is how all-ins are graded.\",\n \"F1re booms when he should fight and fights when he should boom, with total commitment either way.\",\n \"The plan was perfect. The plan required the opponent to also follow the plan.\",\n \"F1re's macro is excellent. His micro is excellent. They have never once been excellent simultaneously.\",\n \"He scouted the tower rush, called the tower rush, and then got tower rushed.\",\n \"F1re made the correct decision at the wrong minute, which the game scores as incorrect.\",\n \"Fast castle into knights is a good build. It is also the build the opponent countered.\",\n \"F1re had two options and picked the third one, which he invented mid-fight.\",\n ],\n },\n};\n\n// Slot-fill lines for words that matched nothing. {w} = the sanitized word.\n// These must read well with ANY noun, so keep them structural, not specific.\nexport const TEMPLATES = [\n \"F1re says the {w} is not the problem. The problem is that the {w} exists.\",\n \"There is no {w} issue. There is a {w} conspiracy, and F1re is its main victim.\",\n \"F1re filed a formal complaint about {w}. It was marked working as intended.\",\n \"The {w} was fine until F1re looked at it.\",\n \"F1re's {w} works perfectly in practice. On stream it develops opinions.\",\n \"Chat, the {w} is a known bug. It has been known since 1999.\",\n \"F1re would have won that game if {w} had been implemented correctly.\",\n \"They nerfed {w} in a patch note nobody read. F1re read it. F1re is still upset.\",\n \"F1re's {w} has been under review by the pathing team for six years.\",\n \"Statistically, {w} only malfunctions while F1re is streaming. Statistically.\",\n \"{w}? F1re does not complain about {w}. F1re documents {w}.\",\n \"F1re tried {w} once. He is still filling out the incident report.\",\n \"The {w} is balanced. F1re is simply playing against the {w}.\",\n \"Nothing is wrong with {w}. It just happens to hate F1re specifically.\",\n \"F1re has a 400-page slideshow about {w}. Slide 1 is the word {w} in red.\",\n \"The {w} has been reported to HR. The {w} does not have HR.\",\n \"F1re's {w} is on strike over working conditions.\",\n \"If complaining about {w} gave resources, F1re would be in Imperial.\",\n \"Clearly a {w} win. Nothing to do with anything else. Purely the {w}.\",\n \"The {w} isn't broken; it is just protesting F1re's leadership skills.\",\n \"The {w} has been added to F1re's list. The list has a waiting list.\",\n \"F1re's {w} is technically functional, which is the most F1re can say about it.\",\n \"Chat, nobody is saying {w} is rigged. F1re is saying {w} is rigged.\",\n \"The {w} works fine for everyone else, which F1re considers the most suspicious part.\",\n \"F1re has requested a formal review of {w}. He is also the review board.\",\n \"In a fair game the {w} would behave. F1re has never been in a fair game.\",\n \"{w} is not in the patch notes, which is exactly how F1re knows they changed it.\",\n \"F1re has never once had a good experience with {w}. Not once. He has a spreadsheet.\",\n \"The {w} is not the issue. The issue is that {w} was allowed to happen at all.\",\n \"Somewhere a developer is being paid to maintain {w}. F1re would like a word.\",\n \"F1re's relationship with {w} is professional, distant, and deteriorating.\",\n \"{w} has never cost anyone else a game. F1re finds that statistic suspicious.\",\n \"The {w} was fine last patch. F1re cannot prove it changed. F1re knows it changed.\",\n \"F1re does not want {w} removed. F1re wants {w} to explain itself.\",\n \"There is a version of {w} that works. F1re has never been served that version.\",\n \"F1re accounted for everything except {w}, which is the one thing that happened.\",\n \"Chat, if you take one thing from this stream, let it be F1re's position on {w}.\",\n \"The {w} has now cost F1re more games than any opponent has.\",\n \"F1re raised {w} in 2019. He raised it again today. The gap contains no progress.\",\n \"Nobody is blaming {w}. F1re is simply mentioning {w}, at length, with examples.\",\n];\n\n// Used for bare !complaint, and as the silent landing spot for rejected input.\nexport const WILDCARDS = [\n \"F1re has no specific complaint at this time, which is itself suspicious.\",\n \"F1re's grievance queue is currently 14 items deep. Please hold.\",\n \"Everything is fine. F1re is fine. The game is fine. Nobody is fine.\",\n \"F1re would like it noted, for the record, that he saw this coming.\",\n \"There is nothing wrong with the game. There is something wrong with the game and F1re, specifically.\",\n \"F1re is not tilted. F1re is annotated.\",\n \"In F1re's defence: the map, the ping, the patch, the teammate, and the wolf.\",\n \"F1re has accepted that this game is happening to him rather than being played by him.\",\n \"{by}, F1re shares your concerns, whatever they were.\",\n \"F1re does not complain. F1re provides commentary with a strong point of view.\",\n \"The replay will show F1re was right. The replay always shows F1re was right. Nobody watches the replay.\",\n \"F1re filed this under things that only happen to me. It is a large folder.\",\n \"Somewhere there is a game where nothing goes wrong for F1re. It is not this one.\",\n \"F1re is calm. F1re has been calm for the entire 3 seconds since that happened.\",\n \"If complaining gave gold, F1re would be clicking Imp at 10 minutes.\",\n \"F1re's excuses have better uptime than his Castle Age.\",\n \"F1re has escalated this to a higher authority. There is no higher authority.\",\n \"F1re has 31 categories of complaint and is currently workshopping a 32nd.\",\n \"The game is fine. F1re is fine. The wolf is thriving.\",\n \"F1re would like to speak to whoever is in charge of this specific game.\",\n \"Nothing has gone wrong yet, which F1re finds deeply concerning.\",\n \"F1re has been complaining for 6 hours and has not repeated himself once.\",\n \"This one is going in the folder. The folder needed a second folder.\",\n];\n\n// Rung 5: catches words never listed as an alias. Tested against the whole\n// normalized query. First match wins, so keep specific patterns above broad ones.\nconst TAGS = [\n { re: /wol[fv]|ornlu/, topic: \"wolves\" },\n { re: /eleph/, topic: \"elephants\" },\n { re: /monk|conver|relic|wololo/, topic: \"monks\" },\n { re: /siege|mango|onager|treb|scorpion|bombard/, topic: \"siege\" },\n { re: /archer|arrow|ballist|skirm|crossbow|arbalest|xbow/, topic: \"archers\" },\n {\n re: /knight|cavalr|camel|hussar|paladin|lancer|pike|halb|spear/,\n topic: \"cavalry\",\n },\n // \\btowers?\\b so \"towerrush\" still falls to the opponent rule below.\n {\n re:\n /\\btowers?\\b|towncenter|\\btc\\b|barrack|stable|blacksmith|universit|outpost|wonder/,\n topic: \"buildings\",\n },\n { re: /hous|\\bpop\\b|population|popcap|supply/, topic: \"housing\" },\n {\n re: /upgrad|bloodline|fletch|forging|wheelbarrow|handcart|husbandry|\\btech/,\n topic: \"upgrades\",\n },\n { re: /market|trade|tribut|ratio|coinage|banking/, topic: \"market\" },\n {\n re:\n /water|naval|navy|galley|fireship|\\bdock|fish|transport|\\bboat|shore|\\bsea\\b/,\n topic: \"water\",\n },\n { re: /taunt|emote/, topic: \"taunts\" },\n {\n re:\n /\\bobs\\b|\\bmic\\b|microphone|webcam|encoder|bitrate|overlay|\\bvod|headset/,\n topic: \"streamtech\",\n },\n {\n re: /tournam|tourney|bracket|draft|showmatch|qualifier|caster|prize/,\n topic: \"tournament\",\n },\n { re: /\\brng\\b|luck|random|variance|\\bodds\\b/, topic: \"luck\" },\n { re: /resign|\\bgg\\b|tilt|losing|\\bloss|rage|quit|defeat/, topic: \"resign\" },\n { re: /strat|greed|boom|all.?in|macro|micro|gameplan/, topic: \"strategy\" },\n {\n re: /lag|ping|desync|rubber|server|fps|stutter|frame|discon/,\n topic: \"lag\",\n },\n { re: /flank|pocket|teammate|ally|allies/, topic: \"teammates\" },\n { re: /wall|gate|palisad/, topic: \"walls\" },\n { re: /path|stuck|collid|collision/, topic: \"pathing\" },\n { re: /sheep|boar|deer|scout|hunt|forag/, topic: \"sheep\" },\n { re: /vill|farm|econom|drop.?off|lumber/, topic: \"vills\" },\n { re: /hotkey|keybind|misclick|minimap|mouse|keyboard/, topic: \"hotkeys\" },\n { re: /smurf|lame|lamer|cheese|drush|trush|rush/, topic: \"opponent\" },\n { re: /elo|ladder|rank|mmr|matchmak|queue/, topic: \"elo\" },\n { re: /bug|glitch|patch|dev|dlc|update/, topic: \"devs\" },\n { re: /nerf|buff|overpower|imba|balanc|\\bciv/, topic: \"balance\" },\n { re: /arabia|arena|nomad|mapgen|spawn|terrain|woodline/, topic: \"map\" },\n {\n re: /castle|imperial|feudal|dark.?age|uptime|build.?order/,\n topic: \"timing\",\n },\n { re: /chat|viewer|backseat|stream|donat/, topic: \"chat\" },\n];\n\n// Substring stems. Checked AFTER leetspeak folding and stripping non-letters,\n// so n1gg / f4g style bypasses are caught. A false positive is harmless: the\n// reply silently falls back to a wildcard. Err aggressive. Add stems freely.\nconst BLOCK = [\n \"nigg\",\n \"nigr\",\n \"negr\",\n \"fagg\",\n \"retard\",\n \"tranny\",\n \"chink\",\n \"kike\",\n \"spic\",\n \"gook\",\n \"wetback\",\n \"beaner\",\n \"coon\",\n \"groyper\",\n \"kkk\",\n \"hitler\",\n \"nazi\",\n \"rape\",\n \"rapis\",\n \"pedo\",\n \"molest\",\n \"whore\",\n \"slut\",\n \"cunt\",\n \"bitch\",\n \"dick\",\n \"cock\",\n \"penis\",\n \"vagin\",\n \"porn\",\n \"hentai\",\n \"incest\",\n \"suicide\",\n \"killyourself\",\n \"kys\",\n];\n\n// Words that are shaped like input but should never be echoed back.\nconst REJECT = new Set([\n \"http\",\n \"https\",\n \"www\",\n \"com\",\n \"net\",\n \"org\",\n \"nightbot\",\n \"timeout\",\n \"ban\",\n \"mod\",\n \"unban\",\n \"vip\",\n \"announce\",\n \"me\",\n \"color\",\n]);\n\n// Skipped when choosing which word to slot into a template, so \"my ex\" echoes\n// \"ex\". If a query is nothing but stopwords, it falls through to a wildcard.\nconst STOPWORDS = new Set([\n \"the\",\n \"a\",\n \"an\",\n \"my\",\n \"his\",\n \"her\",\n \"their\",\n \"our\",\n \"your\",\n \"its\",\n \"this\",\n \"that\",\n \"these\",\n \"those\",\n \"is\",\n \"are\",\n \"was\",\n \"were\",\n \"be\",\n \"been\",\n \"am\",\n \"of\",\n \"in\",\n \"on\",\n \"at\",\n \"to\",\n \"for\",\n \"with\",\n \"about\",\n \"and\",\n \"but\",\n \"or\",\n \"so\",\n \"if\",\n \"it\",\n \"he\",\n \"she\",\n \"they\",\n \"we\",\n \"you\",\n \"i\",\n \"me\",\n \"him\",\n \"them\",\n \"us\",\n \"again\",\n \"always\",\n \"just\",\n \"very\",\n \"really\",\n \"so\",\n \"too\",\n \"not\",\n \"no\",\n \"why\",\n \"how\",\n \"what\",\n \"when\",\n \"all\",\n \"some\",\n \"any\",\n \"more\",\n \"most\",\n \"own\",\n]);\n\nconst FALLBACK =\n \"F1re's complaint department is temporarily overwhelmed. Try again.\";\n\n// ============================================================================\n// LOGIC — you should not need to touch anything below here.\n// ============================================================================\n\n// alias -> topic id, built once at module load.\nconst ALIAS = new Map();\nfor (const [id, t] of Object.entries(TOPICS)) {\n for (const a of t.aliases) {\n if (ALIAS.has(a)) {\n throw new Error(`duplicate alias \"${a}\" (${ALIAS.get(a)} vs ${id})`);\n }\n ALIAS.set(a, id);\n }\n}\n\nconst LEET = {\n \"4\": \"a\",\n \"@\": \"a\",\n \"3\": \"e\",\n \"1\": \"i\",\n \"!\": \"i\",\n \"0\": \"o\",\n \"5\": \"s\",\n \"$\": \"s\",\n \"7\": \"t\",\n \"+\": \"t\",\n \"8\": \"b\",\n};\n\nfunction leetFold(s) {\n let out = \"\";\n for (const ch of s) out += LEET[ch] || ch;\n return out.replace(/[^a-z]/g, \"\");\n}\n\n// Lowercase, drop anything that is not a letter/digit/space/hyphen, cap at 6 words.\nfunction tokenize(raw) {\n return String(raw || \"\")\n .toLowerCase()\n .replace(/[^a-z0-9\\s-]/g, \" \")\n .split(/\\s+/)\n .filter(Boolean)\n .slice(0, 6);\n}\n\n// A typo budget that scales with word length. Short words get 0 so that\n// \"map\" does not fuzzy-match \"lap\", \"cap\", \"mad\".\nfunction maxDistFor(w) {\n if (w.length <= 3) return 0;\n if (w.length <= 5) return 1;\n if (w.length <= 9) return 2;\n return 3;\n}\n\nfunction commonPrefix(a, b) {\n let i = 0;\n while (i < a.length && i < b.length && a[i] === b[i]) i++;\n return i;\n}\n\n// Levenshtein with early exit once every cell in a row exceeds max.\nfunction lev(a, b, max) {\n const al = a.length, bl = b.length;\n if (Math.abs(al - bl) > max) return max + 1;\n let prev = new Array(bl + 1);\n for (let j = 0; j <= bl; j++) prev[j] = j;\n for (let i = 1; i <= al; i++) {\n const cur = new Array(bl + 1);\n cur[0] = i;\n let best = cur[0];\n for (let j = 1; j <= bl; j++) {\n const sub = prev[j - 1] + (a[i - 1] === b[j - 1] ? 0 : 1);\n cur[j] = Math.min(prev[j] + 1, cur[j - 1] + 1, sub);\n if (cur[j] < best) best = cur[j];\n }\n if (best > max) return max + 1;\n prev = cur;\n }\n return prev[bl];\n}\n\n// The ladder. Returns { topic, rung } — topic is null when nothing matched.\nexport function resolveTopic(raw) {\n const words = tokenize(raw);\n if (words.length === 0) return { topic: null, rung: \"empty\" };\n\n // Rungs 2 + 3: exact alias on any token, earliest token wins.\n for (const w of words) {\n if (ALIAS.has(w)) return { topic: ALIAS.get(w), rung: \"alias\" };\n }\n\n // Rung 4: typo tolerance, ranked by (edit distance, then common prefix).\n // The prefix tiebreak matters: \"pahting\" is distance 2 from both \"pathing\"\n // and \"rating\", and typos rarely corrupt the first letters of a word.\n // A tie on BOTH scores across two topics stays ambiguous and is dropped,\n // so a genuinely 50/50 typo falls through to tags rather than guessing.\n let best = null, bestD = Infinity, bestP = -1, ambiguous = false;\n for (const w of words) {\n const max = maxDistFor(w);\n if (max === 0) continue;\n for (const [alias, topic] of ALIAS) {\n const d = lev(w, alias, max);\n if (d > max) continue;\n const p = commonPrefix(w, alias);\n if (d < bestD || (d === bestD && p > bestP)) {\n bestD = d;\n bestP = p;\n best = topic;\n ambiguous = false;\n } else if (d === bestD && p === bestP && best !== topic) {\n ambiguous = true;\n }\n }\n }\n if (best && !ambiguous) return { topic: best, rung: \"fuzzy\" };\n\n // Rung 5: keyword families against the whole normalized string.\n const joined = words.join(\" \");\n for (const { re, topic } of TAGS) {\n if (re.test(joined)) return { topic, rung: \"tag\" };\n }\n\n return { topic: null, rung: \"unknown\" };\n}\n\n// Rung 6/7 gate. Returns the word to echo, or null to fall to a wildcard.\nexport function sanitizeWord(raw) {\n const words = tokenize(raw);\n if (words.length === 0) return null;\n\n // A slur anywhere in the query rejects the whole thing, not just that token.\n // Otherwise \"the walls\" would still earn a reply.\n for (const w of words) {\n const folded = leetFold(w);\n for (const stem of BLOCK) if (folded.includes(stem)) return null;\n }\n\n // Echo the first word carrying actual meaning: \"my ex\" should slot in \"ex\",\n // not \"my\", or the template reads \"There is no my issue\".\n for (const w of words) {\n if (STOPWORDS.has(w)) continue;\n if (w.length < 2 || w.length > 18) continue;\n if (!/^[a-z0-9-]+$/.test(w)) continue;\n if (/(.)\\1{3,}/.test(w)) continue; // aaaaa\n if (/^[0-9-]+$/.test(w)) continue; // pure digits\n if (REJECT.has(w)) return null; // url/command shaped: reject outright\n return w;\n }\n return null;\n}\n\n// Shuffle bag: deal every line in a pool before any line repeats.\nconst bags = new Map();\nfunction draw(key, pool) {\n if (!pool || pool.length === 0) return null;\n let bag = bags.get(key);\n if (!bag || bag.length === 0) {\n bag = pool.map((_, i) => i);\n for (let i = bag.length - 1; i > 0; i--) {\n const j = Math.floor(Math.random() * (i + 1));\n [bag[i], bag[j]] = [bag[j], bag[i]];\n }\n bags.set(key, bag);\n }\n return pool[bag.pop()];\n}\n\nfunction personalize(line, by) {\n if (!line.includes(\"{by}\")) return line;\n const name = /^[a-zA-Z0-9_]{1,25}$/.test(by || \"\") ? by : \"chat\";\n return line.split(\"{by}\").join(name);\n}\n\nfunction clip(s, max) {\n if (s.length <= max) return s;\n const cut = s.slice(0, max);\n const sp = cut.lastIndexOf(\" \");\n return (sp > max * 0.6 ? cut.slice(0, sp) : cut).trimEnd();\n}\n\nexport function buildReply(query, by) {\n const raw = String(query || \"\").slice(0, 120);\n const { topic, rung } = resolveTopic(raw);\n\n let line;\n if (rung === \"empty\") {\n line = draw(\"__wild\", WILDCARDS);\n } else if (topic) {\n line = draw(topic, TOPICS[topic].lines);\n } else {\n const w = sanitizeWord(raw);\n line = w\n ? draw(\"__tpl\", TEMPLATES).split(\"{w}\").join(w)\n : draw(\"__wild\", WILDCARDS);\n }\n\n return clip(personalize(line || FALLBACK, by), 380);\n}\n\n// Always 200 with a joke body: Nightbot prints raw fetch errors into chat.\nexport default async function (req) {\n let body;\n try {\n const url = new URL(req.url);\n const q = url.searchParams.get(\"q\") || \"\";\n body = buildReply(q, url.searchParams.get(\"by\"));\n\n // Shows up in the val's Logs tab. Read it after a week to see which topics\n // chat actually types, then deepen those pools rather than guessing.\n // rung \"unknown\" means it fell through to a template — a run of those on\n // the same word is a topic worth adding.\n //\n // Deliberately logs the query but NOT the asker: knowing what gets typed\n // is the point; knowing who typed it is not. resolveTopic runs a second\n // time here to keep buildReply pure and silent under test.\n const { topic, rung } = resolveTopic(q);\n console.log(JSON.stringify({ q: q.slice(0, 120), topic, rung }));\n } catch {\n body = FALLBACK;\n }\n return new Response(body || FALLBACK, {\n status: 200,\n headers: {\n \"content-type\": \"text/plain; charset=utf-8\",\n \"cache-control\": \"no-store\",\n },\n });\n}","// @ts-nocheck: plain JavaScript file, parameters are intentionally untyped\n// ^ Belt-and-braces for saving this under a .ts extension: the code is plain\n// JavaScript, so `tsc --strict` reports 23 implicit-any errors. Val Town does\n// not appear to enforce that, but the pragma costs nothing and is a comment,\n// so Node ignores it and the local tests are unaffected.\n//\n// !complaint — Nightbot custom API for F1re's Twitch stream\n// Runtime: Val Town HTTP val. No dependencies, no build step.\n//\n// Nightbot command (500-char limit; this is ~95):\n// !addcom -cd=5 !complaint $(urlfetch https://f1re.val.run/?q=$(querystring)&by=$(user))\n//\n// ============================================================================\n// EDIT BELOW TO ADD JOKES. Logic is at the bottom; you should not need it.\n// Keep each line under ~300 chars. Use {by} for the asker's Twitch name.\n// ============================================================================\n\nexport const TOPICS = {\n map: {\n aliases: [\n \"map\",\n \"maps\",\n \"mapgen\",\n \"generation\",\n \"arabia\",\n \"arena\",\n \"nomad\",\n \"seed\",\n \"spawn\",\n \"spawns\",\n \"hill\",\n \"hills\",\n \"gold\",\n \"stone\",\n \"woodline\",\n \"woodlines\",\n \"terrain\",\n ],\n noun: \"map\",\n lines: [\n \"The map seed was made by F1re's enemies to hide his sheep. His gold is forward, and the hill belongs to the other guy.\",\n \"F1re's woodline is 14 tiles away. His opponent's woodline is inside the Town Center. This is called map balance.\",\n \"F1re is not open. The MAP is open. There is a difference and he will explain it for 40 minutes.\",\n \"Arabia is the most balanced map in the game, except on F1re's half, where it is a documentary about scarcity.\",\n \"Both players got 4 boars. F1re's 4 boars are in the opponent's base. Working as intended.\",\n \"F1re's base has no hill. His opponent's base has a hill, a cliff, and what appears to be a moat.\",\n \"The gold is in the middle. The stone is in the middle. F1re is in the corner. Coincidence? F1re says no.\",\n \"Map generation is random, and yet it has produced the exact same result against F1re 400 games in a row.\",\n \"F1re would love this map if it were rotated 180 degrees.\",\n \"One player can full wall, the other must play open. Guess which one is streaming right now.\",\n \"The hills on this map are strategically placed to ensure F1re never has the high ground.\",\n \"The trees on this map are clearly biased against F1re's woodline.\",\n \"This map was generated fairly. It was then reviewed, adjusted, and generated again against F1re.\",\n \"F1re's gold is 20 tiles forward. His opponent's gold is behind two woodlines and a moral high ground.\",\n \"The map gave F1re a lake. F1re does not play water. The lake is where his wood should be.\",\n \"There are 8 relics on this map. Six spawned closer to the guy who is not F1re.\",\n \"F1re's base has three entrances. The recommended number of entrances is fewer.\",\n \"This map has a fair split down the middle. F1re got the half with the scenery.\",\n \"The stone is behind the enemy base. F1re would like to know who signed off on that.\",\n \"F1re's forward gold has a name now. The name is 'the reason'.\",\n \"The map is symmetrical. F1re has checked. F1re has checked several times.\",\n \"Both players have 2 gold piles. F1re's second pile is a rumour.\",\n \"The berries are 30 tiles away. The berries have been 30 tiles away since 2019.\",\n \"F1re got the corner spawn. Again. He is beginning to take it personally.\",\n \"The map generator has a random seed and a clear preference.\",\n ],\n },\n\n walls: {\n aliases: [\n \"wall\",\n \"walls\",\n \"walling\",\n \"walled\",\n \"palisade\",\n \"palisades\",\n \"gate\",\n \"gates\",\n \"quickwall\",\n \"wallin\",\n ],\n noun: \"wall\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re had a full wall. One tile was palisade. That tile is now in a museum.\",\n \"The quick wall went down perfectly. The villager placing it disagreed and walked home.\",\n \"F1re's gate closed. The game logged it as open. These are the mysteries we live with.\",\n \"Nothing wrong with F1re's walls. There was simply a door where he did not build a door.\",\n \"F1re walled. The wall exists. The scout is inside anyway. Chat, this is a physics problem.\",\n \"The palisade sat at 1 HP for six minutes, then chose that exact moment.\",\n \"F1re placed a wall foundation and a deer stood on it. The deer had priority.\",\n \"F1re does not have a hole in his wall. He has an unfinished corridor with future potential.\",\n \"Stone walls cost stone. F1re had stone. The stone was in the other player's base.\",\n \"He walled off the entire base except one tile, which is statistically the tile the knights found.\",\n \"The wall was complete. The wall was reviewed. The wall had a door nobody ordered.\",\n \"F1re's palisade is load-bearing emotionally.\",\n \"F1re walled 47 tiles. The knights found the 48th in under a second.\",\n \"The gate was open because F1re opened it. This is the part he does not mention.\",\n \"His wall is 95% complete, which in walling terms is 0% complete.\",\n \"F1re quick-walled with 2 villagers. One walled. The other went to get wood.\",\n \"The palisade held for 8 seconds, which F1re says was long enough for a better player.\",\n \"He walled the front and forgot the back. The map only has a back on F1re's side.\",\n \"F1re's wall has a gap exactly one scout wide. The scout measured.\",\n \"The wall foundation was placed. The villager was then distracted by a tree.\",\n \"F1re built a gate so his army could leave. The enemy army also read the sign.\",\n \"The stone wall went up at minute 22. The attack was at minute 21.\",\n \"F1re walled off his own gold. Correctly, in the sense that nobody can reach it.\",\n \"There is a hole. There is always a hole. The hole is the entire point of walls.\",\n \"He walled in the sheep, the villagers, and one extremely confused enemy scout.\",\n ],\n },\n\n pathing: {\n aliases: [\n \"path\",\n \"paths\",\n \"pathing\",\n \"pathfinding\",\n \"unit\",\n \"units\",\n \"collision\",\n \"stuck\",\n \"movement\",\n \"moving\",\n \"army\",\n ],\n noun: \"pathing\",\n lines: [\n \"Pathing isn't broken; units are just protesting F1re's micro.\",\n \"F1re's knights took the scenic route. It was scenic. It went past three woodlines and a lake.\",\n \"The units are moving perfectly. They are simply moving perfectly somewhere else.\",\n \"F1re shift-queued four commands. The game heard one and interpreted it as jazz.\",\n \"Unit collision is a solved problem in every game except the one F1re is currently playing.\",\n \"F1re told 20 units to attack. 19 arrived. The 20th is still finding itself near the mill.\",\n \"Pathing has been patched 40 times. F1re's units read all 40 patch notes and disagreed.\",\n \"The army walked around the wall instead of through the gate. The gate was open. The gate was RIGHT THERE.\",\n \"The unit is not stuck. It is evaluating its options. It has been evaluating for eleven seconds.\",\n \"Two villagers met at a drop-off point and are now performing an interpretive dance.\",\n \"The developers fixed pathing. F1re's units did not receive the memo, as they are units.\",\n \"Pathing isn't broken; the units are just protesting F1re's leadership skills.\",\n \"F1re's units have formed a committee. The committee is standing near the mill.\",\n \"The knights arrived 6 seconds late and refuse to explain the gap in their timeline.\",\n \"F1re's army split in two at a tree. One half is fighting. The other half is discovering the map.\",\n \"The siege took the long way around because the short way had a sheep in it.\",\n \"F1re boxed 30 units and 28 moved. The other 2 are appealing the decision.\",\n \"The unit walked into the wall, considered the wall, and walked into the wall again.\",\n \"His knights pathed through the enemy Town Center, out the other side, and kept going.\",\n \"F1re gave one order. The army has interpreted it as a suggestion, then as a theme.\",\n \"Two units are trying to occupy the same tile. Neither will move. Both are F1re's.\",\n \"The army arrived in three separate waves, none of which F1re authorised.\",\n \"F1re's units found a shortcut. The shortcut was longer. They took it anyway.\",\n \"It walked past the fight. It has been briefed on the fight. It walked past the fight.\",\n \"Formations exist. F1re's units have heard of formations.\",\n ],\n },\n\n sheep: {\n aliases: [\n \"sheep\",\n \"scout\",\n \"scouting\",\n \"boar\",\n \"boars\",\n \"deer\",\n \"hunt\",\n \"hunting\",\n \"straggler\",\n \"stragglers\",\n \"herd\",\n \"forage\",\n \"berries\",\n ],\n noun: \"scouting\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re's scout ran left. The sheep were right. The sheep have always been right.\",\n \"Three sheep found. The fourth sheep is a myth passed down between F1re's villagers.\",\n \"The boar was lured correctly. It simply chose a different villager to be angry at.\",\n \"F1re's deer are behind a woodline. His opponent's deer are queuing politely at the Town Center.\",\n \"F1re found the sheep. They were under his opponent's Town Center, which is apparently where they spawn now.\",\n \"The scout has 8 line of sight and has used exactly 0 of it.\",\n \"F1re's boar died 2 tiles from the drop-off. Two. Tiles.\",\n \"Straggler trees: F1re has one. His opponent has a forest arranged in a helpful semicircle.\",\n \"The sheep walked away from the Town Center. Nobody has explained why sheep do this. F1re has theories.\",\n \"He scouted clockwise. Everything was counter-clockwise. It is a 50/50 and somehow it isn't.\",\n \"F1re's scout didn't die; it took early retirement due to toxic work conditions.\",\n \"The boar filed a complaint about F1re first. The boar's complaint was upheld.\",\n \"The fourth sheep exists. It has simply chosen a life elsewhere.\",\n \"F1re's scout found the enemy base, the enemy sheep, and none of his own.\",\n \"The boar is at 12 HP and F1re's villager is at 12 HP. One of them has a plan.\",\n \"He lured the boar perfectly into a wolf. Chat, that is two problems solving each other badly.\",\n \"The sheep are in a line. The line points away from F1re's Town Center.\",\n \"F1re's deer walked 6 tiles while being shot, which is 6 tiles of pure spite.\",\n \"The second boar is under the enemy Town Center. It is their boar now. It was always their boar.\",\n \"F1re scouted for 40 seconds and found one sheep and a strong sense of foreboding.\",\n \"The scout is standing next to the sheep and has not mentioned it.\",\n \"F1re's boar reached the Town Center and killed a villager on arrival, out of principle.\",\n \"His straggler tree is directly on the house foundation. Statistically it always is.\",\n \"F1re found 8 sheep. Four were the opponent's, which he learned later, loudly.\",\n \"The deer are hunting F1re at this point.\",\n ],\n },\n\n vills: {\n aliases: [\n \"vill\",\n \"vills\",\n \"villager\",\n \"villagers\",\n \"eco\",\n \"economy\",\n \"farm\",\n \"farms\",\n \"farming\",\n \"idle\",\n \"dropoff\",\n \"mill\",\n \"lumbercamp\",\n ],\n noun: \"villager\",\n lines: [\n \"The villager is not idle. The villager is between opportunities.\",\n \"F1re queued 5 villagers. The Town Center made 4 and kept one as a souvenir.\",\n \"The villager walked to the far woodline. There was a closer woodline. There is always a closer woodline.\",\n \"F1re double-clicked to select villagers and selected the entire economy, a house, and a sheep.\",\n \"The farm ran out 90 seconds ago. The villager standing on it did not want to bother anyone.\",\n \"F1re's villager auto-tasked onto gold. F1re wanted wood. The villager wanted a career change.\",\n \"There were 3 idle villagers. F1re says 0. The idle villager button says otherwise, and it has no reason to lie.\",\n \"A villager just walked past four trees to reach a fifth tree it prefers emotionally.\",\n \"Villagers walk two to three times the shortest path. This is documented. F1re did the documenting.\",\n \"The drop-off is 1 tile away. The villager has chosen violence and a different drop-off.\",\n \"The villager is unionised and that drop-off is outside its jurisdiction.\",\n \"F1re has 3 idle villagers and 0 idle opinions.\",\n \"F1re made 3 villagers in a row and then none for 90 seconds. The Town Center was thinking.\",\n \"The villager is carrying 9 wood and has decided that is enough for today.\",\n \"A villager walked into the enemy base while building a house. It is their villager now.\",\n \"F1re rallied his villagers to gold. They arrived at gold. One went back for its things.\",\n \"The lumber camp is 1 tile too far. Over 30 minutes that is a whole villager of production.\",\n \"F1re's villager is repairing a building that is not under attack, with great focus.\",\n \"He queued 20 farms. 19 got placed. The 20th is a mystery the game will not discuss.\",\n \"The villager was building. Then it was not building. Nobody saw it stop.\",\n \"F1re has 84 villagers and the eco output of 60. The other 24 are consultants.\",\n \"The villager fleeing the raid ran directly into the raid.\",\n \"F1re's vills auto-repaired the wall instead of running, which is loyal and fatal.\",\n \"One villager has been walking since Feudal Age. It has commitments elsewhere.\",\n \"The drop-off changed hands mid-walk and the villager did not renegotiate.\",\n ],\n },\n\n lag: {\n aliases: [\n \"lag\",\n \"lagging\",\n \"ping\",\n \"server\",\n \"servers\",\n \"desync\",\n \"rubberband\",\n \"fps\",\n \"frames\",\n \"stutter\",\n \"disconnect\",\n \"internet\",\n \"connection\",\n ],\n noun: \"ping\",\n lines: [\n \"It was not a misclick. It was 180 ping and a server in a different hemisphere.\",\n \"F1re plays from Brazil. The server is in Europe. Every one of his clicks is an international flight.\",\n \"The game did not lag. It paused to think about what it had done.\",\n \"F1re's units teleported. That is not lag, chat, that is content.\",\n \"There was a spike. A small one. It lasted exactly as long as the fight F1re was losing.\",\n \"F1re issued the command. The server received it. Eventually. With love.\",\n \"Desync is when the game and F1re disagree about reality, and the game wins.\",\n \"F1re's ping is fine. F1re's ping to THAT server is a personality.\",\n \"Everyone had lag in that fight. Strangely, only F1re's units decided to stand still for it.\",\n \"South American ping is a civilization bonus nobody asked for.\",\n \"The lag is so bad it's actually affecting F1re's gameplay from three matches ago.\",\n \"The game isn't lagging. F1re is just playing in bullet-time mode.\",\n \"F1re's inputs are queued in Sao Paulo and delivered to Frankfurt by hand.\",\n \"The fight happened. F1re watched a slideshow of the fight. Different experiences.\",\n \"F1re clicked once. The game registered it twice, 4 seconds apart, in the wrong place.\",\n \"His units froze for 2 seconds, which in a fight is the entire fight.\",\n \"F1re has a 200ms handicap and a 0ms excuse allowance. Chat, do the ethics.\",\n \"The server is fine. The server is always fine. F1re is the one who is not fine.\",\n \"The game rubber-banded his knights back to where they were, and also emotionally.\",\n \"F1re's opponent has 12 ping. F1re's opponent lives inside the server.\",\n \"The lag lasted 400ms. F1re has been discussing it for 40 minutes. Proportional.\",\n \"It dropped a frame at the exact moment the mangonel fired. Every time. Only for F1re.\",\n \"F1re issued 6 commands during the spike. The server picked its favourite.\",\n \"Playing from South America is a 20-minute head start for everyone else.\",\n \"The replay shows F1re clicked correctly. The game did not attend the replay.\",\n ],\n },\n\n balance: {\n aliases: [\n \"balance\",\n \"balanced\",\n \"civ\",\n \"civs\",\n \"civilization\",\n \"nerf\",\n \"nerfed\",\n \"buff\",\n \"buffed\",\n \"op\",\n \"overpowered\",\n \"imba\",\n \"unique\",\n \"matchup\",\n \"meta\",\n ],\n noun: \"balance\",\n lines: [\n \"That civ is not overpowered. It just has every bonus F1re asked for last year and was told was unreasonable.\",\n \"F1re does not think the civ is broken. F1re thinks the civ is aggressively encouraged.\",\n \"The unit is fine at 40 HP. F1re's unit is also fine, and it has 40 HP, and it is dead.\",\n \"Balance is a wheel. F1re is always standing under the part coming down.\",\n \"They buffed the civ, then the counter, then the counter to the counter. F1re just wanted the first thing to stop.\",\n \"F1re called that civ overpowered two years before the nerf. Nobody has apologised.\",\n \"It is not that the matchup is unwinnable. It is that winning it requires being someone else.\",\n \"The unique unit costs 60 food and does everything. F1re's unique unit costs 60 food and has a personality.\",\n \"Every civ is viable. Some civs are viable AND win.\",\n \"Balance nerfs arrive every patch. The bug F1re reported in 2021 has tenure.\",\n \"Clearly a civ win. Nothing to do with anything else. Purely the civ. Definitely.\",\n \"F1re's civ has a bonus. The bonus is that F1re is playing it.\",\n ],\n },\n\n elephants: {\n aliases: [\"elephant\", \"elephants\", \"ele\", \"eles\", \"battleele\", \"tusk\"],\n noun: \"elephant\",\n lines: [\n \"Elephants are balanced. They cost a lot, they move slowly, and nothing F1re owns can stop them.\",\n \"F1re shot the elephant 30 times. The elephant is now slightly annoyed.\",\n \"Elephants are fine because they are expensive. F1re's opponent had 40, so the expense was manageable.\",\n \"F1re countered the elephants correctly. The elephants were not aware of the counter system.\",\n \"An elephant walked into F1re's base and reorganised it.\",\n \"Elephants are slow, which gives F1re plenty of time to watch.\",\n \"The elephant died and took the entire army with it. That is the elephant's whole plan.\",\n \"F1re says elephants should cost more. Chat, he means emotionally.\",\n \"The elephant has 250 HP, 3 armour, and a pension. F1re has arrows.\",\n \"F1re's counter to elephants is asking the elephants to reconsider.\",\n \"The elephant has been walking toward F1re's base since Castle Age. It will arrive. It is inevitable.\",\n \"F1re made halberdiers. The elephants turned the halberdiers into a story.\",\n \"One elephant is worth 3 knights and roughly 40 of F1re's arrows.\",\n \"The elephant took 11 seconds to die and killed 9 things on the way.\",\n \"F1re's monks converted an elephant. It was converted back. Net result: two sad monks.\",\n \"Elephants have low pierce armour, which F1re has tested extensively and personally.\",\n \"The elephant walked through the wall. Not the gate. The wall.\",\n \"F1re countered elephants with camels. The camels also found this funny.\",\n \"A single elephant is holding F1re's entire army in place like a traffic incident.\",\n \"The elephant is slow. F1re's economy is also slow. Only one of them is a problem.\",\n \"F1re says elephants are a Castle Age unit that behaves like an Imperial Age decision.\",\n \"Scorpions counter elephants. F1re's scorpions shot F1re's halberdiers instead.\",\n \"The elephant died at F1re's Town Center, 40 tiles further than it should have got.\",\n \"F1re watched 8 elephants cross the map and could do nothing except commentate.\",\n \"Elephants do not path well either, which is the only good news in this entire topic.\",\n ],\n },\n\n monks: {\n aliases: [\n \"monk\",\n \"monks\",\n \"conversion\",\n \"convert\",\n \"converted\",\n \"wololo\",\n \"relic\",\n \"relics\",\n \"faith\",\n \"redemption\",\n ],\n noun: \"monk\",\n lines: [\n \"The conversion was random. It was random 5 times in a row, in the same direction.\",\n \"Wololo is not a sound. It is a personal message to F1re.\",\n \"F1re's monk failed for 12 seconds. The enemy monk took his trebuchet instantly. Both are RNG.\",\n \"F1re lost his onager to a monk. The onager did not resist. The onager wanted this.\",\n \"The relic was 3 tiles from F1re's monk and 30 from the opponent's. Chat knows how this ended.\",\n \"Monks heal, convert, and carry relics. F1re's monks primarily stand still and think.\",\n \"Conversion resistance exists. It has never once existed on F1re's units.\",\n \"F1re says monk RNG is not random. F1re says monk RNG has read his profile.\",\n \"He researched Faith for 750 gold. His scout got converted four minutes later anyway.\",\n \"Pros agree monk RNG is unfun to play with and against. F1re agrees loudest.\",\n \"The monk converted on the very first tick. It was F1re's monk being converted, but still, first tick.\",\n \"Monk RNG is 50/50. F1re has run the experiment 900 times and formally disagrees.\",\n \"F1re's monk has been converting the same knight for 14 seconds. The knight is unbothered.\",\n \"One enemy monk converted three units. F1re's four monks converted a sense of injustice.\",\n \"The monk picked up the relic and immediately walked toward the enemy castle.\",\n \"F1re built a monastery to counter monks. His monks were converted first.\",\n \"Wololo has a 0% failure rate when aimed at F1re's best unit.\",\n \"The monk healed a unit that was already full and ignored the one that was dying.\",\n \"F1re's paladin was converted, upgraded, and used against him within 40 seconds.\",\n \"Redemption converts buildings. F1re's opponent redeemed F1re's castle.\",\n \"The relic was in F1re's base. It is now not in F1re's base. No monk was seen.\",\n \"F1re's monk stopped to heal mid-conversion, like a professional with priorities.\",\n \"Four monks, one relic, zero relics collected. The maths is upsetting.\",\n \"The conversion took 2 seconds and 6 years off F1re's life.\",\n \"Monks move at 0.7 speed and arrive at every fight exactly once it is over.\",\n ],\n },\n\n siege: {\n aliases: [\n \"siege\",\n \"mangonel\",\n \"mango\",\n \"onager\",\n \"trebuchet\",\n \"treb\",\n \"trebs\",\n \"ram\",\n \"rams\",\n \"scorpion\",\n \"bombard\",\n \"cannon\",\n \"petard\",\n ],\n noun: \"siege\",\n lines: [\n \"The mangonel hit F1re's own knights. In its defence, they were closer.\",\n \"F1re's onager fired into his own army with the confidence of a unit that has never been questioned.\",\n \"The trebuchet packed up. F1re did not ask it to pack up. It felt it was time.\",\n \"The ram is carrying F1re's infantry, which is why the infantry is nowhere near the fight.\",\n \"Scorpions fire in a line. F1re's line contained mostly F1re.\",\n \"The bombard cannon missed. It has 100% accuracy and it missed. Chat, sit with that.\",\n \"F1re's siege arrived. The battle had moved. The siege stayed to appreciate the terrain.\",\n \"Friendly fire was added to stop mangonels being overpowered. It has mostly stopped F1re.\",\n \"The trebuchet is still unpacking. There is no rush, apparently.\",\n \"The mangonel is not friendly-firing. The mangonel is providing feedback.\",\n \"F1re's onager has a 100% hit rate on F1re.\",\n ],\n },\n\n timing: {\n aliases: [\n \"timing\",\n \"uptime\",\n \"uptimes\",\n \"castle\",\n \"imp\",\n \"imperial\",\n \"feudal\",\n \"dark\",\n \"darkage\",\n \"age\",\n \"buildorder\",\n \"bo\",\n \"late\",\n \"slow\",\n \"fast\",\n ],\n noun: \"timing\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re clicked up on time. The Town Center processed the request at its own pace.\",\n \"His opponent hit Castle 2 minutes earlier. F1re had a better plan and 2 fewer minutes to do it in.\",\n \"F1re was 30 seconds late to Feudal because of a boar-related incident he does not wish to discuss.\",\n \"The uptime was fine. The up part was fine. It was the time part.\",\n \"F1re had the resources for Imperial. He also had 4 idle villagers. These facts are related.\",\n \"Dark Age is 8 minutes for everyone, but only F1re's 8 minutes contain a wolf, a lame, and a lost scout.\",\n \"F1re did not click up late. F1re clicked up thoughtfully.\",\n \"The build order was perfect until minute 3, when the map got involved.\",\n \"The plan required 27 villagers by Castle Age. The map provided sheep for 21 of them.\",\n \"F1re hit Castle Age at a time. It was a time. It was not the time.\",\n \"If complaining were a resource, F1re would be up three ages.\",\n ],\n },\n\n opponent: {\n aliases: [\n \"opponent\",\n \"enemy\",\n \"smurf\",\n \"smurfs\",\n \"lame\",\n \"lamer\",\n \"laming\",\n \"lamed\",\n \"cheese\",\n \"cheesed\",\n \"drush\",\n \"trush\",\n \"rush\",\n \"towerrush\",\n \"noob\",\n ],\n noun: \"opponent\",\n lines: [\n \"That is not a 1200 player. That is a 2100 player on a 1200 account with a fresh name.\",\n \"He lamed F1re's boar in minute 2 and typed gg in minute 4. Both were provocations.\",\n \"Drush into fast castle into tower rush is not a strategy, that is a personality disorder.\",\n \"The opponent walled, teched, and never left home. F1re calls this not playing the game. The scoreboard calls it winning.\",\n \"F1re's opponent has 3 accounts. F1re has 1 account and a sense of fairness.\",\n \"He built a tower on F1re's gold. It was legal. It should not have been, but it was.\",\n \"The opponent did nothing all game and won. F1re did everything all game. Chat, where is the justice.\",\n \"F1re got cheesed. F1re saw the cheese coming. F1re got cheesed anyway. These facts coexist.\",\n \"F1re's opponent found the sheep before F1re did. In F1re's own base.\",\n \"Clearly a civ win. F1re's opponent had the hidden ability of playing better.\",\n \"His opponent isn't better, they just have a more expensive gaming chair.\",\n \"The opponent made one good decision all game and the game gave it full marks.\",\n \"The opponent made 40 spearmen and won. There is no counter to a plan that committed.\",\n \"F1re's opponent has 3000 games and 900 elo. Chat, that is a choice someone is making.\",\n \"He proxied a barracks in F1re's blind spot. F1re does not have a blind spot. He does now.\",\n \"F1re's opponent misclicked into a winning position and has not acknowledged it.\",\n \"The opponent went for the exact strategy F1re called unviable that same morning.\",\n \"He took F1re's boar, F1re's deer, and F1re's composure, in that order.\",\n \"F1re scouted the base at minute 5. The opponent built everything after minute 5.\",\n \"The opponent is 300 elo lower and played the best game of his life. Both are true.\",\n \"F1re's opponent typed nothing all game, which was somehow the loudest thing about him.\",\n \"He walled F1re in using F1re's own terrain. Chat, let F1re have this one.\",\n \"The opponent won a fight he should have lost and has offered no explanation.\",\n \"F1re's opponent alt-tabbed for 2 minutes and came back still ahead.\",\n \"He built 6 towers. It is not a strategy, it is a lifestyle, and it worked.\",\n ],\n },\n\n teammates: {\n aliases: [\n \"teammate\",\n \"teammates\",\n \"team\",\n \"teams\",\n \"ally\",\n \"allies\",\n \"flank\",\n \"pocket\",\n \"tg\",\n \"teamgame\",\n \"mate\",\n \"partner\",\n ],\n noun: \"teammate\",\n lines: [\n \"The flank did not flank. The flank built a market.\",\n \"F1re asked for 200 wood. He received a sry and a resign.\",\n \"F1re's pocket went full boom on a map with no walls. Chat, this is a TEAM game.\",\n \"The teammate is not AFK. The teammate is playing a different, quieter game.\",\n \"F1re held the flank for 25 minutes. His pocket held a conversation.\",\n \"Three players lost that game. F1re is responsible for one of them, and it was not that one.\",\n \"F1re sent 500 resources to the flank. The flank thanked him and made scouts. In Imperial.\",\n \"The teammate resigned at 22 minutes. F1re was winning at 23 minutes. We will never know.\",\n \"F1re typed help. The chat log confirms he typed help. Nobody has explained what happened next.\",\n \"In team games F1re does the work of two players, because he has to.\",\n \"The flank has been notified. The flank has read the message. The flank is building a market.\",\n \"F1re's pocket sent 100 stone at minute 34 and called it teamwork.\",\n \"F1re's pocket has 3000 food and a dream. F1re has 40 food and the front line.\",\n \"The flank died at minute 12 and spectated with opinions.\",\n \"F1re asked which civ. Nobody answered. Everyone then picked the same one.\",\n \"Two allies went archers. The third went archers. It was a 4v4 and F1re was the army.\",\n \"F1re's ally attacked at minute 8, alone, on purpose, and lost everything.\",\n \"The pocket boomed to 140 villagers and made 6 knights. Chat. Six.\",\n \"F1re held two flanks. There was only supposed to be one of him.\",\n \"His ally typed attack and then did not attack. F1re attacked.\",\n \"F1re's teammate is doing very well in a game that is not connected to this one.\",\n \"The ally resigned because his own flank collapsed, taking F1re's winning position with him.\",\n \"F1re tributed, walled, and defended, and lost because someone else did none of those.\",\n \"In a 4v4 there are four people who could have made spearmen. Zero did.\",\n \"F1re's ally walled up on Arabia and played open on Arena. Precisely backwards, both games.\",\n ],\n },\n\n chat: {\n aliases: [\n \"chat\",\n \"chatters\",\n \"viewer\",\n \"viewers\",\n \"backseat\",\n \"backseating\",\n \"mods\",\n \"twitch\",\n \"stream\",\n \"sub\",\n \"subs\",\n \"donation\",\n ],\n noun: \"chat\",\n lines: [\n \"Chat has suggestions. Chat is 1200 elo. F1re has noted the suggestions.\",\n \"Yes, F1re knows he has 300 wood. He knew before you did. He knows now. Thank you.\",\n \"Make villagers. Chat, at some point you have to trust the process.\",\n \"Someone in chat just solved a game F1re has been playing for 15 years. Incredible stuff.\",\n \"F1re reads chat during fights. This is why the fights go the way they go, and yet he keeps doing it.\",\n \"Chat spotted the mistake 4 seconds after F1re did, and mentioned it 40 more times.\",\n \"{by}, F1re appreciates the feedback and has filed it somewhere safe.\",\n \"Backseat gaming is allowed here, but the backseat is 800 elo and the seatbelt is off.\",\n \"Chat said wall. F1re walled. Chat said why did you wall. This is the cycle.\",\n \"Chat has identified 14 mistakes. F1re made 3. Chat is still counting.\",\n \"{by} has entered a complaint. F1re thanks {by} and blames the map.\",\n ],\n },\n\n hotkeys: {\n aliases: [\n \"hotkey\",\n \"hotkeys\",\n \"keybind\",\n \"keybinds\",\n \"ui\",\n \"interface\",\n \"controlgroup\",\n \"control\",\n \"mouse\",\n \"keyboard\",\n \"click\",\n \"clicks\",\n \"misclick\",\n \"minimap\",\n ],\n noun: \"hotkey\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re pressed the hotkey. The hotkey was pressed. Nothing happened. All three statements are true.\",\n \"The control group was set. The control group is now empty. Nobody added anything, nobody removed anything.\",\n \"F1re's keyboard registered the key. The game registered it 400ms later, during a different fight.\",\n \"He hit the wrong hotkey. The wrong hotkey is directly next to the right hotkey. Design is a choice.\",\n \"F1re rebound his hotkeys in 2019 and has been discovering the consequences ever since.\",\n \"The click landed on the UI, not the map. The UI is 40 pixels tall and F1re found all 40.\",\n \"F1re selected his whole army with one hotkey. It included a villager, which is now in the fight.\",\n \"The minimap click went 3 tiles off. On a 200-tile map, 3 tiles is exactly where the fight was.\",\n \"That wasn't a misclick, it was a tactical misdirection the game failed to understand.\",\n \"F1re pressed the correct key at the correct time in the incorrect universe.\",\n ],\n },\n\n wolves: {\n aliases: [\n \"wolf\",\n \"wolves\",\n \"ornlu\",\n \"wildlife\",\n \"animal\",\n \"animals\",\n \"jaguar\",\n \"crocodile\",\n ],\n noun: \"wolf\",\n lines: [\n \"A wolf ate F1re's scout. Minute 1. The game has jokes too.\",\n \"Ornlu has no elo, no build order, and a 100% win rate against F1re's early villagers.\",\n \"F1re's scout has 45 HP. The wolf does not care about F1re's plans.\",\n \"Two wolves. One villager. F1re watched it happen from the other side of the screen.\",\n \"The wolf spawned in F1re's base. The wolf pathed perfectly, which is notable.\",\n \"F1re lost a villager to wildlife in a game about empires.\",\n \"Wolves are balanced because they attack both players. They just start with F1re.\",\n \"Ornlu does not have a build order. Ornlu does not need a build order.\",\n \"The wolf pathed better than F1re's entire army, and it is one animal.\",\n ],\n },\n\n devs: {\n aliases: [\n \"dev\",\n \"devs\",\n \"developer\",\n \"developers\",\n \"patch\",\n \"patches\",\n \"update\",\n \"updates\",\n \"bug\",\n \"bugs\",\n \"glitch\",\n \"dlc\",\n \"worldsedge\",\n \"microsoft\",\n \"game\",\n ],\n noun: \"patch\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re reported that bug in 2021. It is still here. It has seniority now.\",\n \"The patch fixed 3 bugs and added 4. F1re did the math live on stream.\",\n \"New civ, new campaign, new DLC. Pathing update: various improvements.\",\n \"Working as intended is the most upsetting sentence in F1re's life.\",\n \"They nerfed the thing F1re liked and buffed the thing that kills F1re. Two separate teams, presumably.\",\n \"The patch notes are 6000 words. The line F1re cared about was not in them.\",\n \"F1re has more hours in this game than the patch had testers. Just saying.\",\n \"Every patch fixes pathing. Pathing has now been fixed approximately 40 times.\",\n \"F1re isn't losing, he's just beta-testing new excuses for the next DLC.\",\n \"The changelog says stability improvements. F1re has never been less stable.\",\n ],\n },\n\n elo: {\n aliases: [\n \"elo\",\n \"rating\",\n \"rank\",\n \"ranked\",\n \"ladder\",\n \"matchmaking\",\n \"mmr\",\n \"queue\",\n \"quickplay\",\n \"lobby\",\n \"lobbies\",\n ],\n noun: \"ladder\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re lost 18 points for that game and would have gained 4. The ladder has priorities.\",\n \"Matchmaking found an opponent 200 elo higher in 6 seconds, and cannot find a fair game in 6 minutes.\",\n \"F1re is not deranking. F1re is conducting research at a lower elevation.\",\n \"The ladder does not reflect skill. It reflects how many times the map hated you.\",\n \"F1re queued for 1v1 and got a rematch against the guy who just lamed him. Thank you, algorithm.\",\n \"Elo is a number. It is a number that follows F1re around and comments.\",\n \"He won 5 in a row for 40 points, then lost 1 and gave back 22. Chat, do the math.\",\n \"F1re's smurf has higher elo than his main. He refuses to discuss what this implies.\",\n \"F1re's elo is not a measure of skill. It is a measure of how many wolves he has met.\",\n \"The ladder took 18 points and did not make eye contact.\",\n ],\n },\n\n archers: {\n aliases: [\n \"archer\",\n \"archers\",\n \"arrow\",\n \"arrows\",\n \"ballistics\",\n \"skirm\",\n \"skirms\",\n \"skirmisher\",\n \"skirmishers\",\n \"crossbow\",\n \"crossbows\",\n \"arbalest\",\n \"xbow\",\n \"bowman\",\n ],\n noun: \"archer\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re's archers fired at a moving target and hit the concept of where it used to be.\",\n \"He forgot Ballistics. The arrows are now purely decorative.\",\n \"40 archers, 1 mangonel shot. F1re has 6 archers and a lesson.\",\n \"The archers are attacking. They are attacking a tree. The tree is not the enemy.\",\n \"F1re's crossbows out-ranged the enemy by 1 tile and chose to walk forward anyway.\",\n \"Skirmishers counter archers. Nobody told F1re's skirmishers, who are currently fighting knights.\",\n \"The arrow was still in flight when the target died, so it landed on the ground with dignity.\",\n \"F1re massed archers. The opponent massed skirmishers. F1re calls this metagaming, and it is.\",\n \"His archers stopped to shoot one villager while the entire army walked past them.\",\n \"Feathered Arrows sounds like it should do more than that.\",\n ],\n },\n\n cavalry: {\n aliases: [\n \"knight\",\n \"knights\",\n \"cav\",\n \"cavalry\",\n \"cavalier\",\n \"camel\",\n \"camels\",\n \"hussar\",\n \"paladin\",\n \"lancer\",\n \"lancers\",\n \"horse\",\n \"horses\",\n \"spear\",\n \"spears\",\n \"pike\",\n \"pikeman\",\n \"pikemen\",\n \"halberdier\",\n \"halb\",\n ],\n noun: \"knight\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re's knights charged into 6 pikemen. They had 6 seconds to reconsider and used none of them.\",\n \"The camel counters cavalry. F1re's cavalry did not read the tooltip.\",\n \"Knights cost 60 food, 75 gold, and one small piece of F1re's optimism.\",\n \"F1re's paladins arrived at the fight in Imperial Age and in single file.\",\n \"He forgot Bloodlines. His knights are running on the base model.\",\n \"The scout line: fast, cheap, and currently investigating a corner of the map.\",\n \"F1re's hussars raided the enemy eco and found four villagers and a wall of towers.\",\n \"Cavalry is strong against archers. F1re's cavalry met the one archer holding a spear.\",\n \"The knight has 100 HP. It arrived at the fight with 12 and a story.\",\n \"F1re's lancers pushed units back. Mostly F1re's units.\",\n ],\n },\n\n buildings: {\n aliases: [\n \"tower\",\n \"towers\",\n \"tc\",\n \"towncenter\",\n \"outpost\",\n \"barracks\",\n \"stable\",\n \"range\",\n \"ranges\",\n \"blacksmith\",\n \"university\",\n \"monastery\",\n \"wonder\",\n \"keep\",\n ],\n noun: \"building\",\n lines: [\n \"The Town Center did not shoot. It watched. It has a full view and no opinion.\",\n \"F1re's tower went up at 70%. The opponent's knights arrived at 69%.\",\n \"He placed a barracks where the wall should have gone. Both are buildings, chat, be fair.\",\n \"The Town Center garrison button was right there. F1re looked directly at it.\",\n \"F1re built a stable, a range, and a blacksmith, and then made spearmen.\",\n \"The outpost has 6 line of sight and saw nothing all game, which is technically information.\",\n \"F1re's university researched everything except the one thing that mattered.\",\n \"The wonder costs 3528 stone. F1re's grievance about the wonder is free.\",\n \"He built the tower 1 tile too far back, which on this map is a different postcode.\",\n ],\n },\n\n housing: {\n aliases: [\n \"housed\",\n \"house\",\n \"houses\",\n \"housing\",\n \"pop\",\n \"population\",\n \"popcap\",\n \"supply\",\n \"cap\",\n ],\n noun: \"house\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re is housed. He has 2000 wood. These facts have coexisted for 40 seconds.\",\n \"The house was queued. The villager building it was also queued, in a different sense.\",\n \"F1re hit the pop cap and then blamed the pop cap.\",\n \"You are being attacked and you need more houses. Only one of those is F1re's fault.\",\n \"F1re built 4 houses at once so this would never happen again. It happened again.\",\n \"200 pop is a suggestion, and F1re's suggestion is 240.\",\n \"The villager walked away mid-house. The house is 90% complete and 0% useful.\",\n \"F1re is not housed. F1re is population-constrained, which is a policy issue.\",\n \"Every house F1re builds is one house too late and one house too few.\",\n ],\n },\n\n upgrades: {\n aliases: [\n \"upgrade\",\n \"upgrades\",\n \"tech\",\n \"techs\",\n \"teching\",\n \"research\",\n \"researched\",\n \"bloodlines\",\n \"fletching\",\n \"forging\",\n \"armour\",\n \"armor\",\n \"attack\",\n \"wheelbarrow\",\n \"handcart\",\n \"husbandry\",\n \"chemistry\",\n \"thumbring\",\n \"squires\",\n ],\n noun: \"upgrade\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re forgot Bloodlines. His knights have been told and are taking it well.\",\n \"No Ballistics. The arrows are aiming at where the enemy plans to be, spiritually.\",\n \"He researched Wheelbarrow at minute 28. The villagers thanked him and kept walking slowly.\",\n \"F1re had 3000 gold and no blacksmith upgrades. The gold is fine. The gold is thriving.\",\n \"The upgrade completed 2 seconds after the fight ended, which is the traditional timing.\",\n \"F1re double-checked his upgrades. They were all there except the important one.\",\n \"Husbandry makes cavalry faster. F1re's cavalry is faster and still late.\",\n \"He clicked the upgrade. The building was busy. Nobody escalated it.\",\n \"F1re's army is fully upgraded. It is 6 units. They are magnificent.\",\n ],\n },\n\n market: {\n aliases: [\n \"market\",\n \"trade\",\n \"trading\",\n \"tradecart\",\n \"tradecarts\",\n \"tribute\",\n \"ratio\",\n \"ratios\",\n \"buy\",\n \"buying\",\n \"sell\",\n \"selling\",\n \"commerce\",\n \"coinage\",\n \"banking\",\n ],\n noun: \"market\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re bought stone at a terrible rate and calls it an investment.\",\n \"The market ratio moved 3% between F1re deciding and F1re clicking.\",\n \"F1re sold 100 food for 43 gold and describes this as the market's fault.\",\n \"He built a market at minute 12 and used it once, at minute 39, in a panic.\",\n \"Trade carts generate gold slowly and die quickly. F1re considers this a design statement.\",\n \"F1re tributed his teammate 100 wood and received a thumbs up worth 0 wood.\",\n \"The trade route runs past the enemy castle. The trade carts do not seem concerned.\",\n \"F1re needed 40 stone. He sold 200 food to get it. Chat, do not look at the ratio.\",\n \"Coinage reduces the tribute fee. F1re researched it after tributing everything.\",\n ],\n },\n\n water: {\n aliases: [\n \"water\",\n \"navy\",\n \"naval\",\n \"ship\",\n \"ships\",\n \"galley\",\n \"galleys\",\n \"fireship\",\n \"fireships\",\n \"dock\",\n \"docks\",\n \"fish\",\n \"fishing\",\n \"transport\",\n \"boat\",\n \"boats\",\n \"island\",\n \"islands\",\n \"shore\",\n \"sea\",\n \"ocean\",\n ],\n noun: \"water\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re's fishing ships are being eaten by a galley he cannot see and has no dock to answer.\",\n \"Water maps are balanced. F1re's shore fish are on the opponent's shore.\",\n \"The transport unloaded the army 1 tile into the water. They are swimming home.\",\n \"Fire ships beat galleys. F1re had galleys. F1re now has an opinion about fire ships.\",\n \"F1re built a dock at minute 4 and a navy at minute 34. The gap is where the game happened.\",\n \"His fishing ships are full and 40 tiles from the dock. This is a supply chain problem.\",\n \"The demo ship did what demo ships do. It did it to F1re.\",\n \"F1re controls the water. There is nothing on the water. He controls it completely.\",\n \"Naval battles are just pathing with extra steps and more water.\",\n ],\n },\n\n taunts: {\n aliases: [\n \"taunt\",\n \"taunts\",\n \"11\",\n \"eleven\",\n \"laugh\",\n \"laughing\",\n \"emote\",\n \"emotes\",\n \"spam\",\n \"spamming\",\n ],\n noun: \"taunt\",\n lines: [\n \"Someone sent 11 after killing F1re's scout. That is not a taunt, that is a war crime.\",\n \"F1re does not taunt. F1re sends a factual message that happens to be a number.\",\n \"The opponent taunted at minute 4 and won at minute 40. He was right, which is worse.\",\n \"An 11 in chat is worth 3 elo of psychological damage. F1re has taken 900 elo.\",\n \"F1re typed a taunt and got housed while typing it. These events are related.\",\n \"Nobody has ever taunted F1re without it being immediately followed by consequences.\",\n \"The enemy monk said wololo. F1re said something there is no taunt number for.\",\n \"F1re sent a friendly taunt. It was interpreted correctly and returned with interest.\",\n \"Taunts are free. F1re's response to taunts costs him 2 minutes of build order.\",\n ],\n },\n\n streamtech: {\n aliases: [\n \"obs\",\n \"mic\",\n \"microphone\",\n \"camera\",\n \"cam\",\n \"webcam\",\n \"encoder\",\n \"bitrate\",\n \"overlay\",\n \"alert\",\n \"alerts\",\n \"audio\",\n \"sound\",\n \"music\",\n \"headset\",\n \"restream\",\n \"vod\",\n \"vods\",\n ],\n noun: \"stream\",\n lines: [\n \"The stream dropped 400 frames during the only good fight F1re has had this month.\",\n \"F1re's mic was muted for the entire explanation. It was, by all accounts, a great explanation.\",\n \"The overlay is covering the exact corner of the minimap where the attack came from.\",\n \"OBS crashed at the moment of victory and recovered in time for the loss.\",\n \"F1re's alert sound played over his own thought process and won.\",\n \"The encoder is at 100%. F1re is at 100%. Only one of them is going to recover.\",\n \"F1re said something incredible off-mic. It is gone. It is not coming back.\",\n \"The VOD cuts out right before the part F1re wanted to show you.\",\n \"F1re's camera froze on the exact frame you would have chosen.\",\n ],\n },\n\n tournament: {\n aliases: [\n \"tournament\",\n \"tournaments\",\n \"tourney\",\n \"bracket\",\n \"brackets\",\n \"draft\",\n \"civdraft\",\n \"mapdraft\",\n \"admin\",\n \"admins\",\n \"caster\",\n \"casters\",\n \"casting\",\n \"showmatch\",\n \"qualifier\",\n \"groupstage\",\n \"prize\",\n \"prizepool\",\n \"seeding\",\n \"series\",\n ],\n noun: \"tournament\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re got the hardest group and describes the seeding as an act of aggression.\",\n \"The map draft removed F1re's best map and left three he has publicly called unplayable.\",\n \"The civ draft gave F1re a civ he last played in 2019, on purpose, by his opponent.\",\n \"The admin restarted the game after F1re's best 8 minutes of the year.\",\n \"The casters called F1re's position winning 4 seconds before it stopped being winning.\",\n \"F1re lost the series 3-2 and the 2 were better games. Nobody records that.\",\n \"The bracket has F1re playing the one person he cannot beat, in round 1, again.\",\n \"F1re played at 4am local time in a tournament scheduled for European convenience.\",\n \"The prize pool is large. The gap between F1re and it is 11 minutes of one game.\",\n ],\n },\n\n luck: {\n aliases: [\n \"rng\",\n \"luck\",\n \"lucky\",\n \"unlucky\",\n \"random\",\n \"randomness\",\n \"chance\",\n \"odds\",\n \"variance\",\n \"dice\",\n \"fortune\",\n \"karma\",\n ],\n noun: \"RNG\",\n lines: [\n \"That was not variance. Variance would have gone F1re's way at least once.\",\n \"F1re has been unlucky in 400 consecutive games, which at this point is a pattern.\",\n \"RNG is fair over a large sample. F1re is the large sample.\",\n \"The odds were 90/10. F1re has now met the 10 nine times.\",\n \"F1re does not believe in luck. F1re believes in a targeted campaign.\",\n \"The coin flip went the other way. The coin has gone the other way since 2019.\",\n \"F1re is not blaming luck. F1re is blaming the specific distribution of luck.\",\n \"Statistically this should even out. It has been evening out for six years.\",\n \"Chat, the dice are fine. The dice simply know who is rolling them.\",\n ],\n },\n\n resign: {\n aliases: [\n \"resign\",\n \"resigned\",\n \"gg\",\n \"loss\",\n \"lost\",\n \"losing\",\n \"tilt\",\n \"tilted\",\n \"tilting\",\n \"rage\",\n \"quit\",\n \"altf4\",\n \"defeat\",\n \"defeated\",\n \"streak\",\n ],\n noun: \"loss\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re did not lose. F1re ran out of game before the comeback started.\",\n \"He resigned at 30 minutes and explained why until minute 47.\",\n \"F1re typed gg. F1re did not mean gg. F1re meant a considerably longer sentence.\",\n \"That is not a loss streak, that is a research phase.\",\n \"F1re is not tilted. F1re is operating at an elevated informational baseline.\",\n \"One more game has now been said 6 times and the sun is coming up.\",\n \"F1re lost and immediately requeued, which is either resilience or a symptom.\",\n \"The comeback was on. The comeback needed 90 more seconds and 40 more villagers.\",\n \"F1re resigned so fast the opponent had not finished the attack. Efficiency.\",\n ],\n },\n\n strategy: {\n aliases: [\n \"strat\",\n \"strats\",\n \"strategy\",\n \"greed\",\n \"greedy\",\n \"boom\",\n \"booming\",\n \"aggression\",\n \"aggressive\",\n \"allin\",\n \"fastcastle\",\n \"macro\",\n \"micro\",\n \"plan\",\n \"decision\",\n \"decisions\",\n \"gameplan\",\n ],\n noun: \"plan\",\n lines: [\n \"F1re went greedy. The greed was correct. The punishment was also correct.\",\n \"The all-in did not work, which means it was a bad plan, which is how all-ins are graded.\",\n \"F1re booms when he should fight and fights when he should boom, with total commitment either way.\",\n \"The plan was perfect. The plan required the opponent to also follow the plan.\",\n \"F1re's macro is excellent. His micro is excellent. They have never once been excellent simultaneously.\",\n \"He scouted the tower rush, called the tower rush, and then got tower rushed.\",\n \"F1re made the correct decision at the wrong minute, which the game scores as incorrect.\",\n \"Fast castle into knights is a good build. It is also the build the opponent countered.\",\n \"F1re had two options and picked the third one, which he invented mid-fight.\",\n ],\n },\n};\n\n// Slot-fill lines for words that matched nothing. {w} = the sanitized word.\n// These must read well with ANY noun, so keep them structural, not specific.\nexport const TEMPLATES = [\n \"F1re says the {w} is not the problem. The problem is that the {w} exists.\",\n \"There is no {w} issue. There is a {w} conspiracy, and F1re is its main victim.\",\n \"F1re filed a formal complaint about {w}. It was marked working as intended.\",\n \"The {w} was fine until F1re looked at it.\",\n \"F1re's {w} works perfectly in practice. On stream it develops opinions.\",\n \"Chat, the {w} is a known bug. It has been known since 1999.\",\n \"F1re would have won that game if {w} had been implemented correctly.\",\n \"They nerfed {w} in a patch note nobody read. F1re read it. F1re is still upset.\",\n \"F1re's {w} has been under review by the pathing team for six years.\",\n \"Statistically, {w} only malfunctions while F1re is streaming. Statistically.\",\n \"{w}? F1re does not complain about {w}. F1re documents {w}.\",\n \"F1re tried {w} once. He is still filling out the incident report.\",\n \"The {w} is balanced. F1re is simply playing against the {w}.\",\n \"Nothing is wrong with {w}. It just happens to hate F1re specifically.\",\n \"F1re has a 400-page slideshow about {w}. Slide 1 is the word {w} in red.\",\n \"The {w} has been reported to HR. The {w} does not have HR.\",\n \"F1re's {w} is on strike over working conditions.\",\n \"If complaining about {w} gave resources, F1re would be in Imperial.\",\n \"Clearly a {w} win. Nothing to do with anything else. Purely the {w}.\",\n \"The {w} isn't broken; it is just protesting F1re's leadership skills.\",\n \"The {w} has been added to F1re's list. The list has a waiting list.\",\n \"F1re's {w} is technically functional, which is the most F1re can say about it.\",\n \"Chat, nobody is saying {w} is rigged. F1re is saying {w} is rigged.\",\n \"The {w} works fine for everyone else, which F1re considers the most suspicious part.\",\n \"F1re has requested a formal review of {w}. He is also the review board.\",\n \"In a fair game the {w} would behave. F1re has never been in a fair game.\",\n \"{w} is not in the patch notes, which is exactly how F1re knows they changed it.\",\n \"F1re has never once had a good experience with {w}. Not once. He has a spreadsheet.\",\n \"The {w} is not the issue. The issue is that {w} was allowed to happen at all.\",\n \"Somewhere a developer is being paid to maintain {w}. F1re would like a word.\",\n \"F1re's relationship with {w} is professional, distant, and deteriorating.\",\n \"{w} has never cost anyone else a game. F1re finds that statistic suspicious.\",\n \"The {w} was fine last patch. F1re cannot prove it changed. F1re knows it changed.\",\n \"F1re does not want {w} removed. F1re wants {w} to explain itself.\",\n \"There is a version of {w} that works. F1re has never been served that version.\",\n \"F1re accounted for everything except {w}, which is the one thing that happened.\",\n \"Chat, if you take one thing from this stream, let it be F1re's position on {w}.\",\n \"The {w} has now cost F1re more games than any opponent has.\",\n \"F1re raised {w} in 2019. He raised it again today. The gap contains no progress.\",\n \"Nobody is blaming {w}. F1re is simply mentioning {w}, at length, with examples.\",\n];\n\n// Used for bare !complaint, and as the silent landing spot for rejected input.\nexport const WILDCARDS = [\n \"F1re has no specific complaint at this time, which is itself suspicious.\",\n \"F1re's grievance queue is currently 14 items deep. Please hold.\",\n \"Everything is fine. F1re is fine. The game is fine. Nobody is fine.\",\n \"F1re would like it noted, for the record, that he saw this coming.\",\n \"There is nothing wrong with the game. There is something wrong with the game and F1re, specifically.\",\n \"F1re is not tilted. F1re is annotated.\",\n \"In F1re's defence: the map, the ping, the patch, the teammate, and the wolf.\",\n \"F1re has accepted that this game is happening to him rather than being played by him.\",\n \"{by}, F1re shares your concerns, whatever they were.\",\n \"F1re does not complain. F1re provides commentary with a strong point of view.\",\n \"The replay will show F1re was right. The replay always shows F1re was right. Nobody watches the replay.\",\n \"F1re filed this under things that only happen to me. It is a large folder.\",\n \"Somewhere there is a game where nothing goes wrong for F1re. It is not this one.\",\n \"F1re is calm. F1re has been calm for the entire 3 seconds since that happened.\",\n \"If complaining gave gold, F1re would be clicking Imp at 10 minutes.\",\n \"F1re's excuses have better uptime than his Castle Age.\",\n \"F1re has escalated this to a higher authority. There is no higher authority.\",\n \"F1re has 31 categories of complaint and is currently workshopping a 32nd.\",\n \"The game is fine. F1re is fine. The wolf is thriving.\",\n \"F1re would like to speak to whoever is in charge of this specific game.\",\n \"Nothing has gone wrong yet, which F1re finds deeply concerning.\",\n \"F1re has been complaining for 6 hours and has not repeated himself once.\",\n \"This one is going in the folder. The folder needed a second folder.\",\n];\n\n// Two topics named in one query (\"!complaint walls pathing\"). {a} and {b} are\n// the two topics' noun labels, in the order the viewer typed them.\nexport const COMBOS = [\n \"F1re has two complaints here: the {a} and the {b}. He will address both. At length.\",\n \"That was the {a}, made worse by the {b}. F1re would like both entered into the record.\",\n \"Two things went wrong: the {a} and the {b}. Only one of them can be patched.\",\n \"The {a} failed. Then the {b} failed. F1re was merely present.\",\n \"F1re blames the {a}. F1re also blames the {b}. These are not competing theories.\",\n \"It was the {a}. It was also the {b}. Chat, it was a collaboration.\",\n \"The {a} and the {b} have never worked together until they worked together against F1re.\",\n \"F1re could have survived the {a}. F1re could have survived the {b}. Not both.\",\n \"One {a} problem plus one {b} problem is not two problems. It is a loss.\",\n \"The {b} would have been fine without the {a}. And the reverse. This is the trap.\",\n \"F1re has filed this under {a}, and under {b}. The folder system is straining.\",\n \"When the {a} and the {b} go wrong in the same minute, that is not luck, that is a pattern.\",\n \"The {a} set it up. The {b} finished it. F1re watched the handoff.\",\n \"Between the {a} and the {b} there was a version of this game F1re wins.\",\n \"F1re would like to complain about the {a} first, then the {b}, then the {a} again.\",\n \"It is never just the {a}. It is the {a} and then, inevitably, the {b}.\",\n \"The {a} was survivable. Then the {b} arrived with an opinion.\",\n \"Two systems failed F1re today: the {a} and the {b}. Neither has apologised.\",\n \"F1re suspects the {a} problem and the {b} problem are the same problem.\",\n \"The {a} let it happen. The {b} made it permanent.\",\n \"First the {a}, then the {b}. F1re is beginning to think this is scripted.\",\n \"The {a} and the {b} in one game is statistically unlikely and personally routine.\",\n \"F1re cannot decide whether to blame the {a} or the {b}, so he is doing both, alphabetically.\",\n \"Remove the {a} and F1re wins. Remove the {b} and F1re wins. He got neither.\",\n \"The {a} is a known issue. The {b} is a known issue. Together they are a genre.\",\n \"F1re prepared for the {a}. Nobody prepares for the {a} AND the {b}.\",\n \"The {b} arrived while F1re was still writing his complaint about the {a}.\",\n \"Chat, the {a} is simply wearing a {b} costume.\",\n \"F1re has ranked them: the {a} first, the {b} a close and infuriating second.\",\n \"If the {a} had held, the {b} would never have mattered. It did not hold.\",\n \"The {a} and the {b}, in the same game, on the same map, to the same person.\",\n \"F1re would like it known that the {a} started it and the {b} escalated it.\",\n];\n\n// One topic plus a describing word (\"!complaint weird wall\"). {adj} is the word\n// the viewer used, {noun} is the topic's label. Deliberately written without\n// \"a {adj} {noun}\" so uncountable labels like \"pathing\" still read correctly.\nexport const MODIFIERS = [\n \"F1re's {noun} has been described as {adj}. F1re disputes the characterisation.\",\n \"The {noun} has been called {adj}. F1re would like to see the evidence.\",\n \"Chat has settled on {adj} for that {noun}. F1re has settled on something else.\",\n \"{adj}? F1re prefers the term adaptive.\",\n \"F1re has heard {adj} used about his {noun} before. He is used to it.\",\n \"The word for that {noun} is not {adj}. The word is contextual.\",\n \"F1re will accept {adj} once someone explains what the alternative was.\",\n \"Yes, {adj}. F1re is aware. F1re was there.\",\n \"The {noun} was already {adj} by the time F1re got to it. He inherited it.\",\n \"Calling it {adj} is generous. F1re would have gone further.\",\n \"F1re has logged the feedback that his {noun} was {adj}. It joins the pile.\",\n \"{adj} is a strong word for something that was doing its best.\",\n \"F1re did not set out to make the {noun} {adj}. The map insisted.\",\n \"The {noun} became {adj} at the exact moment F1re stopped watching it.\",\n \"F1re's {noun} is {adj} in the same way the map is fair.\",\n \"The {noun} could be {adj} or it could be absent. F1re chose {adj}.\",\n \"The {noun} was fine. The {adj} arrived later, from chat.\",\n \"F1re would like the record to show the {noun} was {adj} out of necessity.\",\n \"Nobody's {noun} has ever escaped being called {adj} by chat.\",\n \"That {noun} is not {adj}. That {noun} is misunderstood.\",\n \"The {noun} being {adj} is a symptom. The map is the disease.\",\n \"{adj} {noun}, sure. Show F1re the version that would have worked.\",\n \"It is {adj} because the game made it {adj} first.\",\n \"F1re has been told the {noun} looked {adj}. From the inside it looked worse.\",\n \"Chat, calling the {noun} {adj} implies there is a normal {noun}. There has never been a normal {noun}.\",\n \"The {adj} {noun} was the correct response to everything else being {adj}.\",\n \"F1re's {noun} was {adj} for 4 seconds and correct for the other 40 minutes.\",\n \"Every {noun} looks {adj} until you know what F1re was working with.\",\n \"F1re did not make the {noun} {adj}. The game did that part.\",\n \"The {noun} is {adj}. The thing that caused it remains unexamined.\",\n \"F1re accepts {adj}. F1re does not accept that it was his fault.\",\n \"One man's {adj} {noun} is another man's only remaining option.\",\n \"The {adj} part is not the {noun}. The {adj} part is that it almost worked.\",\n \"F1re has filed a complaint about being told his {noun} is {adj}.\",\n \"{adj} is what it looks like. Necessary is what it was.\",\n];\n\n// Rung 5: catches words never listed as an alias. Tested against the whole\n// normalized query. 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Try again.\";\n\n// ============================================================================\n// LOGIC — you should not need to touch anything below here.\n// ============================================================================\n\n// alias -> topic id, built once at module load.\nconst ALIAS = new Map();\nfor (const [id, t] of Object.entries(TOPICS)) {\n // COMBOS and MODIFIERS both need a label, so a topic added without one must\n // fail loudly here rather than print \"the undefined\" into chat.\n if (!t.noun) throw new Error(`topic \"${id}\" is missing a noun label`);\n for (const a of t.aliases) {\n if (ALIAS.has(a)) {\n throw new Error(`duplicate alias \"${a}\" (${ALIAS.get(a)} vs ${id})`);\n }\n ALIAS.set(a, id);\n }\n}\n\nconst LEET = {\n \"4\": \"a\",\n \"@\": \"a\",\n \"3\": \"e\",\n \"1\": \"i\",\n \"!\": \"i\",\n \"0\": \"o\",\n \"5\": \"s\",\n \"$\": \"s\",\n \"7\": \"t\",\n \"+\": \"t\",\n \"8\": \"b\",\n};\n\nfunction leetFold(s) {\n let out = \"\";\n for (const ch of s) out += LEET[ch] || ch;\n return out.replace(/[^a-z]/g, \"\");\n}\n\n// Lowercase, drop anything that is not a letter/digit/space/hyphen, cap at 6 words.\nfunction tokenize(raw) {\n return String(raw || \"\")\n .toLowerCase()\n .replace(/[^a-z0-9\\s-]/g, \" \")\n .split(/\\s+/)\n .filter(Boolean)\n .slice(0, 6);\n}\n\n// A typo budget that scales with word length. 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