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👋\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a wake-up slap! ⏰👋\",\n \"{0} slaps some sense into {1}! 🖐️\",\n \"{0} smacks {1} with a pool noodle! 🏊\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} and immediately regrets it. 😬\",\n \"{0} delivers a dramatic slow-motion slap to {1}! 🎬\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with a wet fish! 🐟\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a slap for the plot. 📖\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with a rolled-up magazine! 📖👋\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} so hard it echoes through chat. 📢\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a friendly-but-firm slap. 🤝\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} out of a trance. 🌀\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with a pillow, no hard feelings. 🛏️\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with the back of a spoon. 🥄\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} like it's a Tuesday tradition. 📅\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} and says 'that's for last week'. 🗓️\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with a glove, challenging them to a duel. 🧤\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with a foam pool float. 🏖️\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} right in the middle of a sentence. ✋\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with a limp noodle for comedic effect. 🍜\",\n];\n\nconst pokeLines = [\n \"{0} pokes {1}! 👉\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} repeatedly until they notice. 👉👉👉\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a single, judgmental poke. 🧐\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} and runs. 🏃\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} right in the side! 😳\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} to check if they're still alive. 💀\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} like a curious cat. 🐱\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} with a stick from a safe distance. 🪵\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} in the shoulder for attention. 👆\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} and immediately pretends it wasn't them. 😶\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a tiny, unnecessary poke. 🤏\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} like testing if the floor is lava. 🌋\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} with a pool noodle from across the room. 🏊\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} out of pure boredom. 🥱\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} with one finger, very seriously. ☝️\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} and giggles. 😆\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} to see if they're AFK. 💤\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} like a scientist examining a specimen. 🔬\",\n];\n\nconst bonkLines = [\n \"{0} bonks {1} on the head! 🔨\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a rolled-up newspaper! 📰\",\n \"{0} delivers a righteous bonk to {1}! ⚖️\",\n \"{0} bonks {1}. No thoughts, only bonk. 🧠❌\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} for their crimes. 🚔\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a foam hammer! 🔨💥\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} straight into next Tuesday. 📅\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a pool noodle of justice. 🏊⚖️\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} and declares 'go to horny jail'. 🚨\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a wet fish. 🐟\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a comically oversized mallet. 🔨\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} for spamming the chat. ⌨️\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with the gavel of judgment. ⚖️🔨\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} into next week. 📆\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a soft, apologetic bonk. 🥺\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} and chat cheers. 🎉\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a rubber chicken. 🐔\",\n];\n\nconst headpatLines = [\n \"{0} gives {1} a gentle headpat. 🖐️\",\n \"{0} pats {1} on the head like a good gremlin. 🐾\",\n \"{0} gives {1} head pats for being wholesome. 💛\",\n \"{0} ruffles {1}'s hair affectionately. 🌀\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a proud headpat. 🥹\",\n \"{0} pats {1}'s head. Good job, {1}. 🏅\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a headpat for surviving the day. 🌞\",\n \"{0} pats {1} on the head, no notes, just proud. 💖\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a slow, reassuring headpat. 🫶\",\n \"{0} pats {1} like they just did something amazing. 🎉\",\n \"{0} gives {1} the softest headpat known to chat. ☁️\",\n \"{0} pats {1}'s head twice for extra encouragement. ✌️\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a headpat and a thumbs up. 👍\",\n \"{0} gently boops {1}'s head with love. 💗\",\n \"{0} pats {1} on the head like a loyal good boy/girl. 🐕\",\n];\n\nconst throwReactions = [\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1}! It lands with a thud. 💥\",\n \"{0} launches a {item} straight at {1}'s face! 😳\",\n \"{0} chucks a {item} at {1} and misses completely. 🌀\",\n \"{0} beans {1} with a {item} out of nowhere! 🎯\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1}, who catches it perfectly. 🙌\",\n \"{0} winds up and hurls a {item} at {1}! 🌪️\",\n \"{0} gently tosses a {item} to {1}, who was not expecting it. 😅\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} in slow motion for dramatic effect. 🎬\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} like it's the Olympics. 🥇\",\n \"{0} accidentally throws a {item} at {1} instead of the trash can. 🗑️\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} with pinpoint accuracy. 🎯\",\n \"{0} lobs a {item} high in the air toward {1}. ☁️\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} and immediately apologizes. 🙏\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} for absolutely no reason. 🤷\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} like a discus thrower. 🏃\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1}, who dodges dramatically. 🤸\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} and it bounces off harmlessly. 🏀\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} with way too much force. 💪\",\n \"{0} tosses a {item} underhand to {1}. 🎾\",\n];\n\nconst recipeIngredients = [\n \"2 cups chaos\",\n \"1 tbsp regret\",\n \"3 pinches of drama\",\n \"a splash of Monster Energy\",\n \"1 handful of stale memes\",\n \"2 tsp existential dread\",\n \"a dash of chat spam\",\n \"1 cup lukewarm gamer rage\",\n \"3 tbsp copium\",\n \"a sprinkle of hopium\",\n \"1 can of expired hype\",\n \"2 cups sleep deprivation\",\n \"a pinch of last-minute panic\",\n \"1 tbsp raw chaos energy\",\n \"a handful of forgotten deadlines\",\n \"2 cups pure vibes\",\n \"1 tsp unread notifications\",\n \"a fistful of broken promises\",\n \"2 cups leftover hype train tickets\",\n \"1 tbsp buffering screen\",\n \"a splash of stale energy drink\",\n \"2 pinches of internet lag\",\n \"1 cup unfiltered rizz\",\n \"3 tbsp of pure gremlin energy\",\n \"a dash of 3am thoughts\",\n \"1 handful of dropped frames\",\n \"2 tsp of unresolved plot armor\",\n \"1 can of pure chaos soda\",\n];\n\nconst recipeSteps = [\n \"Combine all ingredients in a bowl labeled 'do not open'.\",\n \"Stir vigorously while questioning your life choices.\",\n \"Let it simmer for 3 business days.\",\n \"Bake at maximum chaos until golden brown or on fire.\",\n \"Serve cold, preferably to someone who didn't ask.\",\n \"Garnish with a single, judgmental emoji.\",\n \"Let rest for 10 minutes, then immediately forget about it.\",\n \"Season generously with regret.\",\n \"Whisk together until suspiciously smooth.\",\n \"Pour into a mold shaped like poor decisions.\",\n \"Microwave on high until it starts making noises it shouldn't.\",\n \"Fold in gently, like you're hiding something from chat.\",\n \"Chill overnight, or until the hype train leaves without you.\",\n \"Top with a drizzle of pure, unfiltered chaos.\",\n \"Serve immediately before anyone can ask questions.\",\n];\n\nconst pickupLines = [\n \"Are you a Twitch sub? Because you just activated my heart emotes. 💜\",\n \"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.\",\n \"Are you a 404 error? Because I can't find anything else like you.\",\n \"Are you lag? Because you just made my heart skip a frame.\",\n \"Are you a rare drop? Because the odds of finding someone like you are incredibly low.\",\n \"Are you a checkpoint? Because I don't want to lose progress with you.\",\n \"Are you a controller? Because I can't put you down.\",\n \"Are you a loading screen? Because I'd wait forever for you.\",\n \"Are you a boss fight? Because my heart is racing.\",\n \"Are you an emote? Because you just spammed my whole chat.\",\n \"Are you a subscription? Because I'd renew you every single month.\",\n \"Are you a raid? Because you just took over my whole heart.\",\n \"Are you a save file? Because I don't want to lose you.\",\n \"Are you a high score? Because I can't stop thinking about you.\",\n \"Are you a green screen? Because you make everything around you disappear.\",\n \"Are you a discord notification? Because you just made my heart jump.\",\n \"Are you buffering? Because I could stare at you forever waiting.\",\n \"Are you a co-op partner? Because I want to spend every level with you.\",\n \"Are you a patch note? Because you just fixed something in my heart.\",\n \"Are you a legendary item? 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ch : \"_\")).join(\n \" \",\n );\n}\n\n// Decode the common HTML entities Open Trivia DB returns\nfunction decodeEntities(s: string): string {\n return s\n .replace(/"/g, '\"')\n .replace(/'/g, \"'\")\n .replace(/&/g, \"&\")\n .replace(/</g, \"<\")\n .replace(/>/g, \">\")\n .replace(/é/g, \"é\")\n .replace(/ü/g, \"ü\")\n .replace(/ñ/g, \"ñ\")\n .replace(/…/g, \"...\");\n}\n\n// Shared per-target counter helper for slap/poke/bonk/headpat, same pattern as kiss/hug\nasync function bumpCounter(key: string, target: string): Promise {\n let counts: Record = {};\n try {\n counts = (await blob.getJSON(key)) ?? {};\n } catch {\n counts = {};\n }\n const k = target.toLowerCase();\n counts[k] = (counts[k] ?? 0) + 1;\n await blob.setJSON(key, counts);\n return counts[k];\n}\n\n// ============================================================\n// MAIN HANDLER - routes by pathname\n// ============================================================\n\nexport default async function (req: Request): Promise {\n const url = new URL(req.url);\n const path = url.pathname;\n\n try {\n // --- !cat ---\n if (path === \"/cat\") {\n const res = await fetch(\"https://api.thecatapi.com/v1/images/search\");\n const data = await res.json();\n return text(`🐱 ${data?.[0]?.url ?? 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\"📈\" : \"📉\";\n const changeStr = entry.usd_24h_change !== undefined\n ? `${entry.usd_24h_change.toFixed(2)}%`\n : \"n/a\";\n return text(\n `${coinId.toUpperCase()}: $${entry.usd.toLocaleString()} ${arrow} ${changeStr} (24h)`,\n );\n }\n\n // --- !define ---\n if (path === \"/define\") {\n const word = url.searchParams.get(\"word\")?.trim();\n if (!word) return text(\"Usage: !define \");\n const res = await fetch(\n `https://api.dictionaryapi.dev/api/v2/entries/en/${\n encodeURIComponent(word)\n }`,\n );\n if (!res.ok) return text(`No definition found for \"${word}\"`);\n const data = await res.json();\n const meaning = data?.[0]?.meanings?.[0];\n const partOfSpeech = meaning?.partOfSpeech ?? \"\";\n const definition = meaning?.definitions?.[0]?.definition ??\n \"No definition found.\";\n return text(`📖 ${word} (${partOfSpeech}): ${definition}`);\n }\n\n // --- !urban ---\n if (path === \"/urban\") {\n const term = url.searchParams.get(\"term\")?.trim();\n if (!term) return text(\"Usage: !urban \");\n const res = await fetch(\n `https://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define?term=${\n encodeURIComponent(term)\n }`,\n );\n const data = await res.json();\n const results = data?.list ?? [];\n const isBlocked = (s: string) => {\n const lower = s.toLowerCase();\n return urbanBlockedTerms.some((t) => lower.includes(t));\n };\n const safe = results.find((r: any) =>\n !isBlocked(r.definition) && !isBlocked(r.example)\n );\n if (!safe) return text(`No chat-friendly definition found for \"${term}\"`);\n const cleanDef = safe.definition.replace(/[\\[\\]]/g, \"\").slice(0, 300);\n return text(`📚 ${term}: ${cleanDef}`);\n }\n\n // --- !weather ---\n if (path === \"/weather\") {\n const city = url.searchParams.get(\"city\")?.trim();\n if (!city) return text(\"Usage: !weather \");\n const res = await fetch(\n `https://wttr.in/${encodeURIComponent(city)}?format=3&m`,\n );\n const body = await res.text();\n return text(`🌤️ ${body.trim()}`);\n }\n\n // --- !hangman (start) ---\n if (path === \"/hangman/start\") {\n const existing = (await blob.getJSON(HANGMAN_KEY)) as any;\n if (existing?.active) {\n return text(\n `A game is already running: ${\n hangmanDisplay(existing.word, existing.guessed)\n } — guess with !guess `,\n );\n }\n const word =\n hangmanWords[Math.floor(Math.random() * hangmanWords.length)];\n const state = {\n word,\n guessed: [] as string[],\n wrongCount: 0,\n active: true,\n };\n await blob.setJSON(HANGMAN_KEY, state);\n return text(\n `Hangman started! ${\n hangmanDisplay(word, [])\n } (${word.length} letters) — guess with !guess `,\n );\n }\n\n // --- !guess (hangman) ---\n if (path === \"/hangman/guess\") {\n const letter = url.searchParams.get(\"letter\")?.toLowerCase().trim();\n const user = url.searchParams.get(\"user\") ?? \"someone\";\n if (!letter || letter.length !== 1 || !/[a-z]/.test(letter)) {\n return text(\"Usage: !guess \");\n }\n const state = (await blob.getJSON(HANGMAN_KEY)) as any;\n if (!state || !state.active) {\n return text(\"No game active - start one with !hangman\");\n }\n if (state.guessed.includes(letter)) {\n return text(\n `\"${letter}\" was already guessed. ${\n hangmanDisplay(state.word, state.guessed)\n }`,\n );\n }\n state.guessed.push(letter);\n if (!state.word.includes(letter)) state.wrongCount += 1;\n\n const won = state.word.split(\"\").every((ch: string) =>\n state.guessed.includes(ch)\n );\n const lost = state.wrongCount >= MAX_WRONG;\n\n if (won) {\n state.active = false;\n await blob.setJSON(HANGMAN_KEY, state);\n return text(`🎉 ${user} guessed it! The word was \"${state.word}\"!`);\n }\n if (lost) {\n state.active = false;\n await blob.setJSON(HANGMAN_KEY, state);\n return text(\n `💀 Out of guesses! The word was \"${state.word}\". Start a new game with !hangman`,\n );\n }\n await blob.setJSON(HANGMAN_KEY, state);\n const remaining = MAX_WRONG - state.wrongCount;\n return text(\n `${\n hangmanDisplay(state.word, state.guessed)\n } — ${remaining} wrong guess${remaining === 1 ? \"\" : \"es\"} left`,\n );\n }\n\n // --- !nickname ---\n if (path === \"/nickname\") {\n const user = url.searchParams.get(\"user\")?.trim() ?? \"someone\";\n const adj =\n nicknameAdjectives[\n Math.floor(Math.random() * nicknameAdjectives.length)\n ];\n const noun =\n nicknameNouns[Math.floor(Math.random() * nicknameNouns.length)];\n return text(`${user}'s new nickname: ${adj} ${noun} 🏷️`);\n }\n\n // --- !wyr ---\n if (path === \"/wyr\") {\n const prompt = wyrPrompts[Math.floor(Math.random() * wyrPrompts.length)];\n return text(`🤔 ${prompt}`);\n }\n\n // --- !slap ---\n if (path === \"/slap\") {\n const sender = url.searchParams.get(\"sender\") ?? \"someone\";\n const target = url.searchParams.get(\"target\");\n if (!target) return text(\"Usage: !slap \");\n const count = await bumpCounter(\"slapCounts\", target);\n const line = slapLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * slapLines.length)]\n .replace(\"{0}\", sender).replaceAll(\"{1}\", target);\n return text(`${line} — slap #${count}`);\n }\n\n // --- !poke ---\n if (path === \"/poke\") {\n const sender = url.searchParams.get(\"sender\") ?? \"someone\";\n const target = url.searchParams.get(\"target\");\n if (!target) return text(\"Usage: !poke \");\n const count = await bumpCounter(\"pokeCounts\", target);\n const line = pokeLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * pokeLines.length)]\n .replace(\"{0}\", sender).replaceAll(\"{1}\", target);\n return text(`${line} — poke #${count}`);\n }\n\n // --- !bonk ---\n if (path === \"/bonk\") {\n const sender = url.searchParams.get(\"sender\") ?? \"someone\";\n const target = url.searchParams.get(\"target\");\n if (!target) return text(\"Usage: !bonk \");\n const count = await bumpCounter(\"bonkCounts\", target);\n const line = bonkLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * bonkLines.length)]\n .replace(\"{0}\", sender).replaceAll(\"{1}\", target);\n return text(`${line} — bonk #${count}`);\n }\n\n // --- !headpat ---\n if (path === \"/headpat\") {\n const sender = url.searchParams.get(\"sender\") ?? \"someone\";\n const target = url.searchParams.get(\"target\");\n if (!target) return text(\"Usage: !headpat \");\n const count = await bumpCounter(\"headpatCounts\", target);\n const line = headpatLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * headpatLines.length)]\n .replace(\"{0}\", sender).replaceAll(\"{1}\", target);\n return text(`${line} — headpat #${count}`);\n }\n\n // --- !throw ---\n if (path === \"/throw\") {\n const sender = url.searchParams.get(\"sender\") ?? \"someone\";\n const target = url.searchParams.get(\"target\");\n const item = url.searchParams.get(\"item\")?.trim();\n if (!target || !item) return text(\"Usage: !throw \");\n const line =\n throwReactions[Math.floor(Math.random() * throwReactions.length)]\n .replace(\"{0}\", sender).replaceAll(\"{1}\", target).replaceAll(\n \"{item}\",\n item,\n );\n return text(line);\n }\n\n // --- !recipe ---\n if (path === \"/recipe\") {\n const shuffled = [...recipeIngredients].sort(() => Math.random() - 0.5);\n const picked = shuffled.slice(0, 3);\n const step = recipeSteps[Math.floor(Math.random() * recipeSteps.length)];\n return text(`🍳 Recipe of the day: ${picked.join(\", \")}. ${step}`);\n }\n\n // --- !pickupline ---\n if (path === \"/pickupline\") {\n const line = pickupLines[Math.floor(Math.random() * pickupLines.length)];\n return text(`💘 ${line}`);\n }\n\n // --- !trivia ---\n if (path === \"/trivia\") {\n const res = await fetch(\n \"https://opentdb.com/api.php?amount=1&type=multiple\",\n );\n const data = await res.json();\n const q = data?.results?.[0];\n if (!q) return text(\"Couldn't fetch a trivia question, try again!\");\n const question = decodeEntities(q.question);\n const answers = [\n ...q.incorrect_answers.map(decodeEntities),\n decodeEntities(q.correct_answer),\n ]\n .sort(() => Math.random() - 0.5);\n const labeled = answers.map((a, i) =>\n `${String.fromCharCode(65 + i)}) ${a}`\n ).join(\" \");\n return text(\n `❓ ${question} — ${labeled} (Answer: ${\n decodeEntities(q.correct_answer)\n })`,\n );\n }\n\n // --- !currency ---\n if (path === \"/currency\") {\n const amount = parseFloat(url.searchParams.get(\"amount\") ?? \"1\");\n const from = (url.searchParams.get(\"from\") ?? \"USD\").toUpperCase();\n const to = (url.searchParams.get(\"to\") ?? \"EUR\").toUpperCase();\n if (isNaN(amount)) return text(\"Usage: !currency \");\n const res = await fetch(\n `https://open.er-api.com/v6/latest/${encodeURIComponent(from)}`,\n );\n const data = await res.json();\n const rate = data?.rates?.[to];\n if (!rate) return text(`Couldn't find a rate for ${from} to ${to}`);\n const converted = (amount * rate).toFixed(2);\n return text(`💱 ${amount} ${from} = ${converted} ${to}`);\n }\n\n return text(\n \"Unknown route. Available: /cat /dog /joke /fact /crypto /define /urban /weather /hangman/start /hangman/guess /nickname /wyr /slap /poke /bonk /headpat /throw /recipe /pickupline /trivia /currency\",\n );\n } catch {\n return text(\"Something went wrong, try again!\");\n }\n}","import { blob } from \"https://esm.town/v/std/blob/main.ts\";\n\n// ============================================================\n// SHARED CONFIG\n// ============================================================\n\nconst HANGMAN_KEY = \"hangmanState\";\nconst MAX_WRONG = 6;\n\nconst hangmanWords = [\n \"twitch\",\n \"stream\",\n \"keyboard\",\n \"controller\",\n \"webcam\",\n \"overlay\",\n \"emote\",\n \"raid\",\n \"subscriber\",\n \"moderator\",\n \"gamepad\",\n \"microphone\",\n \"clip\",\n \"donation\",\n \"chatbot\",\n \"highlight\",\n \"greenscreen\",\n \"capture\",\n \"bitrate\",\n \"latency\",\n \"shoutout\",\n \"discord\",\n \"playlist\",\n \"speedrun\",\n \"checkpoint\",\n \"respawn\",\n \"loadout\",\n \"cutscene\",\n \"leaderboard\",\n \"achievement\",\n \"cosplay\",\n \"fandom\",\n \"gigabyte\",\n \"processor\",\n \"monitor\",\n \"headset\",\n \"joystick\",\n \"arcade\",\n \"console\",\n \"pixelated\",\n \"multiplayer\",\n \"singleplayer\",\n \"matchmaking\",\n \"inventory\",\n \"sidequest\",\n \"walkthrough\",\n \"playthrough\",\n \"livestream\",\n \"vod\",\n \"clipboard\",\n];\n\nconst coinMap: Record = {\n btc: \"bitcoin\",\n bitcoin: \"bitcoin\",\n eth: \"ethereum\",\n ethereum: \"ethereum\",\n doge: \"dogecoin\",\n dogecoin: \"dogecoin\",\n sol: \"solana\",\n solana: \"solana\",\n ltc: \"litecoin\",\n litecoin: \"litecoin\",\n xrp: \"ripple\",\n ripple: \"ripple\",\n ada: \"cardano\",\n cardano: \"cardano\",\n shib: \"shiba-inu\",\n bnb: \"binancecoin\",\n binancecoin: \"binancecoin\",\n matic: \"matic-network\",\n polygon: \"matic-network\",\n dot: \"polkadot\",\n polkadot: \"polkadot\",\n avax: \"avalanche-2\",\n avalanche: \"avalanche-2\",\n trx: \"tron\",\n tron: \"tron\",\n link: \"chainlink\",\n chainlink: \"chainlink\",\n atom: \"cosmos\",\n cosmos: \"cosmos\",\n xlm: \"stellar\",\n stellar: \"stellar\",\n etc: \"ethereum-classic\",\n xmr: \"monero\",\n monero: \"monero\",\n algo: \"algorand\",\n algorand: \"algorand\",\n near: \"near\",\n ftm: \"fantom\",\n fantom: \"fantom\",\n sand: \"the-sandbox\",\n mana: \"decentraland\",\n decentraland: \"decentraland\",\n apecoin: \"apecoin\",\n ape: \"apecoin\",\n pepe: \"pepe\",\n bch: \"bitcoin-cash\",\n uni: \"uniswap\",\n uniswap: \"uniswap\",\n};\n\nconst urbanBlockedTerms = [\n \"porn\",\n \"cum\",\n \"anal\",\n \"rape\",\n \"nazi\",\n \"pedo\",\n \"child\",\n];\n\n// --- Action command flavor pools (slap/poke/bonk/headpat use per-target counters like kiss/hug) ---\nconst slapLines = [\n \"{0} slaps {1} right across the face! 👋\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a wake-up slap! ⏰👋\",\n \"{0} slaps some sense into {1}! 🖐️\",\n \"{0} smacks {1} with a pool noodle! 🏊\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} and immediately regrets it. 😬\",\n \"{0} delivers a dramatic slow-motion slap to {1}! 🎬\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with a wet fish! 🐟\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a slap for the plot. 📖\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with a rolled-up magazine! 📖👋\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} so hard it echoes through chat. 📢\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a friendly-but-firm slap. 🤝\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} out of a trance. 🌀\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with a pillow, no hard feelings. 🛏️\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with the back of a spoon. 🥄\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} like it's a Tuesday tradition. 📅\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} and says 'that's for last week'. 🗓️\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with a glove, challenging them to a duel. 🧤\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with a foam pool float. 🏖️\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} right in the middle of a sentence. ✋\",\n \"{0} slaps {1} with a limp noodle for comedic effect. 🍜\",\n];\n\nconst pokeLines = [\n \"{0} pokes {1}! 👉\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} repeatedly until they notice. 👉👉👉\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a single, judgmental poke. 🧐\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} and runs. 🏃\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} right in the side! 😳\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} to check if they're still alive. 💀\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} like a curious cat. 🐱\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} with a stick from a safe distance. 🪵\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} in the shoulder for attention. 👆\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} and immediately pretends it wasn't them. 😶\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a tiny, unnecessary poke. 🤏\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} like testing if the floor is lava. 🌋\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} with a pool noodle from across the room. 🏊\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} out of pure boredom. 🥱\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} with one finger, very seriously. ☝️\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} and giggles. 😆\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} to see if they're AFK. 💤\",\n \"{0} pokes {1} like a scientist examining a specimen. 🔬\",\n];\n\nconst bonkLines = [\n \"{0} bonks {1} on the head! 🔨\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a rolled-up newspaper! 📰\",\n \"{0} delivers a righteous bonk to {1}! ⚖️\",\n \"{0} bonks {1}. No thoughts, only bonk. 🧠❌\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} for their crimes. 🚔\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a foam hammer! 🔨💥\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} straight into next Tuesday. 📅\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a pool noodle of justice. 🏊⚖️\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} and declares 'go to horny jail'. 🚨\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a wet fish. 🐟\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a comically oversized mallet. 🔨\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} for spamming the chat. ⌨️\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with the gavel of judgment. ⚖️🔨\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} into next week. 📆\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a soft, apologetic bonk. 🥺\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} and chat cheers. 🎉\",\n \"{0} bonks {1} with a rubber chicken. 🐔\",\n];\n\nconst headpatLines = [\n \"{0} gives {1} a gentle headpat. 🖐️\",\n \"{0} pats {1} on the head like a good gremlin. 🐾\",\n \"{0} gives {1} head pats for being wholesome. 💛\",\n \"{0} ruffles {1}'s hair affectionately. 🌀\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a proud headpat. 🥹\",\n \"{0} pats {1}'s head. Good job, {1}. 🏅\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a headpat for surviving the day. 🌞\",\n \"{0} pats {1} on the head, no notes, just proud. 💖\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a slow, reassuring headpat. 🫶\",\n \"{0} pats {1} like they just did something amazing. 🎉\",\n \"{0} gives {1} the softest headpat known to chat. ☁️\",\n \"{0} pats {1}'s head twice for extra encouragement. ✌️\",\n \"{0} gives {1} a headpat and a thumbs up. 👍\",\n \"{0} gently boops {1}'s head with love. 💗\",\n \"{0} pats {1} on the head like a loyal good boy/girl. 🐕\",\n];\n\nconst throwReactions = [\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1}! It lands with a thud. 💥\",\n \"{0} launches a {item} straight at {1}'s face! 😳\",\n \"{0} chucks a {item} at {1} and misses completely. 🌀\",\n \"{0} beans {1} with a {item} out of nowhere! 🎯\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1}, who catches it perfectly. 🙌\",\n \"{0} winds up and hurls a {item} at {1}! 🌪️\",\n \"{0} gently tosses a {item} to {1}, who was not expecting it. 😅\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} in slow motion for dramatic effect. 🎬\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} like it's the Olympics. 🥇\",\n \"{0} accidentally throws a {item} at {1} instead of the trash can. 🗑️\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} with pinpoint accuracy. 🎯\",\n \"{0} lobs a {item} high in the air toward {1}. ☁️\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} and immediately apologizes. 🙏\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} for absolutely no reason. 🤷\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} like a discus thrower. 🏃\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1}, who dodges dramatically. 🤸\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} and it bounces off harmlessly. 🏀\",\n \"{0} throws a {item} at {1} with way too much force. 💪\",\n \"{0} tosses a {item} underhand to {1}. 🎾\",\n];\n\nconst recipeIngredients = [\n \"2 cups chaos\",\n \"1 tbsp regret\",\n \"3 pinches of drama\",\n \"a splash of Monster Energy\",\n \"1 handful of stale memes\",\n \"2 tsp existential dread\",\n \"a dash of chat spam\",\n \"1 cup lukewarm gamer rage\",\n \"3 tbsp copium\",\n \"a sprinkle of hopium\",\n \"1 can of expired hype\",\n \"2 cups sleep deprivation\",\n \"a pinch of last-minute panic\",\n \"1 tbsp raw chaos energy\",\n \"a handful of forgotten deadlines\",\n \"2 cups pure vibes\",\n \"1 tsp unread notifications\",\n \"a fistful of broken promises\",\n \"2 cups leftover hype train tickets\",\n \"1 tbsp buffering screen\",\n \"a splash of stale energy drink\",\n \"2 pinches of internet lag\",\n \"1 cup unfiltered rizz\",\n \"3 tbsp of pure gremlin energy\",\n \"a dash of 3am thoughts\",\n \"1 handful of dropped frames\",\n \"2 tsp of unresolved plot armor\",\n \"1 can of pure chaos soda\",\n];\n\nconst recipeSteps = [\n \"Combine all ingredients in a bowl labeled 'do not open'.\",\n \"Stir vigorously while questioning your life choices.\",\n \"Let it simmer for 3 business days.\",\n \"Bake at maximum chaos until golden brown or on fire.\",\n \"Serve cold, preferably to someone who didn't ask.\",\n \"Garnish with a single, judgmental emoji.\",\n \"Let rest for 10 minutes, then immediately forget about it.\",\n \"Season generously with regret.\",\n \"Whisk together until suspiciously smooth.\",\n \"Pour into a mold shaped like poor decisions.\",\n \"Microwave on high until it starts making noises it shouldn't.\",\n \"Fold in gently, like you're hiding something from chat.\",\n \"Chill overnight, or until the hype train leaves without you.\",\n \"Top with a drizzle of pure, unfiltered chaos.\",\n \"Serve immediately before anyone can ask questions.\",\n];\n\nconst pickupLines = [\n \"Are you a Twitch sub? Because you just activated my heart emotes. 💜\",\n \"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.\",\n \"Are you a 404 error? Because I can't find anything else like you.\",\n \"Are you lag? Because you just made my heart skip a frame.\",\n \"Are you a rare drop? Because the odds of finding someone like you are incredibly low.\",\n \"Are you a checkpoint? Because I don't want to lose progress with you.\",\n \"Are you a controller? Because I can't put you down.\",\n \"Are you a loading screen? Because I'd wait forever for you.\",\n \"Are you a boss fight? Because my heart is racing.\",\n \"Are you an emote? Because you just spammed my whole chat.\",\n \"Are you a subscription? Because I'd renew you every single month.\",\n \"Are you a raid? Because you just took over my whole heart.\",\n \"Are you a save file? Because I don't want to lose you.\",\n \"Are you a high score? Because I can't stop thinking about you.\",\n \"Are you a green screen? Because you make everything around you disappear.\",\n \"Are you a discord notification? Because you just made my heart jump.\",\n \"Are you buffering? Because I could stare at you forever waiting.\",\n \"Are you a co-op partner? Because I want to spend every level with you.\",\n \"Are you a patch note? Because you just fixed something in my heart.\",\n \"Are you a legendary item? 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