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ap.toUpperCase() === \"PM\" ? \"p\" : \"a\";\n return m === 0 ? `${h}${a}` : `${h}:${pad(m)}${a}`;\n}\n// day-of-year, stable per calendar day (drives daily rotation)\nfunction dayOfYear(d: Date) {\n const p = eParts(d);\n const start = Date.UTC(p.year, 0, 0);\n const now = Date.UTC(p.year, p.month - 1, p.day);\n return Math.floor((now - start) / 86400000);\n}\n// sunrise/sunset — pure astronomical calc (offline, no API call/rate limit)\nfunction sunTimes(d: Date) {\n const t = SunCalc.getTimes(d, LAT, LON);\n const fmt = (x: Date) => {\n const p = eParts(x);\n return timeLabel(p.hour, p.minute, p.ampm);\n };\n return { sunrise: fmt(t.sunrise), sunset: fmt(t.sunset) };\n}\n\n// ---- WEATHER (NWS, cached) --------------------------------------------\nconst NWS = {\n \"User-Agent\": \"LouDashboard/1.0 (val.town)\",\n \"Accept\": \"application/geo+json\",\n};\nconst WX_KEY = \"lou_wx_v1\", PT_KEY = \"lou_pt_v1\", WX_TTL = 30 * 60 * 1000; // 30 min\nasync function bGet(k: string): Promise {\n try {\n return await blob.getJSON(k);\n } catch {\n return null;\n }\n}\nasync function bSet(k: string, v: any) {\n try {\n await blob.setJSON(k, v);\n } catch {}\n}\nasync function points() {\n const c = await bGet(PT_KEY);\n if (c && c.f && c.g && c.s) return c;\n const j =\n await (await fetch(`https://api.weather.gov/points/${LAT},${LON}`, {\n headers: NWS,\n })).json();\n const d = {\n f: j.properties.forecast,\n g: j.properties.forecastGridData,\n s: j.properties.observationStations,\n };\n await bSet(PT_KEY, d);\n return d;\n}\nasync function liveTemp(s: string): Promise {\n try {\n const sj = await (await fetch(s, { headers: NWS })).json();\n const id = sj.features?.[0]?.properties?.stationIdentifier;\n if (!id) return null;\n const oj =\n await (await fetch(\n `https://api.weather.gov/stations/${id}/observations/latest`,\n { headers: NWS },\n )).json();\n const tv = oj.properties?.temperature?.value;\n const u = oj.properties?.temperature?.unitCode || \"\";\n if (tv == null) return null;\n return /degF/i.test(u) ? Math.round(tv) : Math.round(cToF(tv));\n } catch {\n return null;\n }\n}\nfunction wxIcon(t: string) {\n const s = (t || \"\").toLowerCase();\n if (s.includes(\"thunder\") || s.includes(\"storm\")) return \"storm\";\n if (s.includes(\"rain\") || s.includes(\"shower\") || s.includes(\"drizzle\")) {\n return \"rain\";\n }\n if (\n s.includes(\"snow\") || s.includes(\"sleet\") || s.includes(\"ice\") ||\n s.includes(\"flurr\")\n ) return \"snow\";\n if (s.includes(\"partly\") || s.includes(\"mostly sunny\")) return \"partly\";\n if (s.includes(\"sun\") || s.includes(\"clear\")) return \"sun\";\n if (s.includes(\"cloud\") || s.includes(\"fog\")) return \"cloud\";\n return \"cloud\";\n}\nasync function getWeather(force = false) {\n const c = await bGet(WX_KEY);\n if (!force && c && c.ts && (Date.now() - c.ts) < WX_TTL && c.data) {\n return c.data;\n }\n try {\n const { f, g, s } = await points();\n const per =\n (await (await fetch(f, { headers: NWS })).json()).properties?.periods ||\n [];\n if (!per.length) throw new Error(\"no periods\");\n const p0 = per[0], today = eDateStr(new Date());\n // high/low from grid\n let hi: number | null = null, lo: number | null = null;\n try {\n const gj = (await (await fetch(g, { headers: NWS })).json()).properties ||\n {};\n // NWS grid periods are tagged by their START time, so an overnight low\n // (e.g. yesterday 6pm - today 6am) is dated \"yesterday\" even though it\n // covers this morning, while tonight's not-yet-happened low is dated\n // \"today\". Bucket by each period's MIDPOINT instead so the overnight-\n // into-morning low correctly counts as today's, and tonight's low\n // (midpoint lands after midnight) counts as tomorrow's.\n const pick = (arr: any[], uom: string, mode: \"max\" | \"min\") => {\n const isC = !/degF/i.test(uom || \"degC\");\n let best: number | null = null;\n for (const v of arr) {\n if (v.value == null) continue;\n const [startStr, durStr] = String(v.validTime).split(\"/\");\n const start = new Date(startStr);\n const dm =\n (durStr || \"\").match(/^P(?:(\\d+)D)?T?(?:(\\d+)H)?(?:(\\d+)M)?$/) ||\n [];\n const durMs =\n ((+(dm[1] || 0) * 24 + +(dm[2] || 0)) * 60 + +(dm[3] || 0)) * 60000;\n const mid = new Date(start.getTime() + durMs / 2);\n const d = eDateStr(mid);\n if (d !== today) continue;\n const val = isC ? cToF(v.value) : v.value;\n best = best == null\n ? val\n : (mode === \"max\" ? Math.max(best, val) : Math.min(best, val));\n }\n return best == null ? null : Math.round(best);\n };\n hi = pick(gj.maxTemperature?.values || [], gj.maxTemperature?.uom, \"max\");\n lo = pick(gj.minTemperature?.values || [], gj.minTemperature?.uom, \"min\");\n } catch {}\n if (hi == null) hi = p0.temperature;\n if (lo == null) lo = p0.temperature;\n const temp = (await liveTemp(s)) ?? p0.temperature;\n const cond = p0.shortForecast;\n const data = {\n temp,\n high: hi,\n low: lo,\n condition: cond,\n icon: wxIcon(cond),\n rain: /rain|shower|drizzle|storm|thunder/i.test(cond),\n snow: /snow|sleet|ice|flurr/i.test(cond),\n };\n await bSet(WX_KEY, { ts: Date.now(), data });\n return data;\n } catch (e) {\n if (c && c.data) return c.data;\n console.error(\"WX ERROR:\", String(e));\n return null;\n }\n}\n\n// ---- CLOTHING (wardrobe-accurate, rotates daily through real options) --\n// Built from Lou's actual wardrobe, not guesses: no sun hats (never worn),\n// snow days get a real snowsuit (not a dress), and the base outfit rotates\n// through options she actually wears at each temperature band.\nconst FREEZING = [\n { text: \"Pants + a warm shirt\", icon: \"top\" },\n { text: \"A dress with sleeves + a sweater\", icon: \"dress_sleeves\" },\n];\nconst COLD = [\n { text: \"Pants + a long-sleeve shirt\", icon: \"top\" },\n { text: \"A dress with sleeves\", icon: \"dress_sleeves\" },\n];\nconst COOL = [\n { text: \"Pants + a long-sleeve shirt\", icon: \"top\" },\n { text: \"A dress with sleeves\", icon: \"dress_sleeves\" },\n];\nconst MILD = [\n { text: \"A sleeveless dress over leggings\", icon: \"dress_sleeveless\" },\n { text: \"A dress with sleeves + shorts\", icon: \"dress_sleeves\" },\n { text: \"A t-shirt + pants\", icon: \"top\" },\n];\nconst WARM = [\n { text: \"A t-shirt (or tank) + shorts\", icon: \"top\" },\n { text: \"A t-shirt + pants\", icon: \"top\" },\n];\nconst HOT = [\n { text: \"A t-shirt (or tank) + shorts\", icon: \"top\" },\n { text: \"A sleeveless dress + shorts\", icon: \"dress_sleeveless\" },\n];\n\n// Cross-references today's schedule for a gear reminder (leotard/swimsuit).\nfunction activityNote(schedule: { title: string }[]): string {\n const text = schedule.map((s) => s.title.toLowerCase()).join(\" \");\n if (/gymnastics|tumbl/.test(text)) return \"Leotard for class!\";\n if (/swim|pool/.test(text)) return \"Bathing suit for swim!\";\n return \"\";\n}\n\nfunction clothing(w: any, schedule: { title: string }[], doy: number) {\n const act = activityNote(schedule);\n if (!w) {\n return {\n headline: \"Comfy clothes\",\n note: \"\",\n activityNote: act,\n icons: [\"top\"],\n };\n }\n const t = w.high;\n let base: { text: string; icon: string },\n accessory = \"\",\n accessoryIcon = \"\",\n note = \"\";\n if (t < 32) {\n base = pick(FREEZING, doy);\n accessory = \"winter jacket\";\n accessoryIcon = \"coat\";\n note = \"Hat & mittens too!\";\n } else if (t < 45) {\n base = pick(COLD, doy);\n accessory = \"winter jacket\";\n accessoryIcon = \"coat\";\n note = \"Hat & mittens too!\";\n } else if (t < 60) {\n base = pick(COOL, doy);\n accessory = \"light jacket\";\n accessoryIcon = \"sweater\";\n } else if (t < 72) base = pick(MILD, doy);\n else if (t < 80) base = pick(WARM, doy);\n else {\n base = pick(HOT, doy);\n note = \"Drink water, stay in the shade!\";\n }\n\n let headline = base.text;\n let icons = [base.icon];\n if (accessory) {\n headline += ` + ${accessory}`;\n icons.push(accessoryIcon);\n }\n\n if (w.snow) {\n headline = \"Snowsuit + coat + snow boots\";\n icons = [\"coat\", \"boots\"];\n note = \"Hat & mittens too!\";\n } else if (w.rain) {\n headline = `${base.text} + umbrella`;\n icons = [base.icon, \"umbrella\"];\n note = /thunder|storm/i.test(w.condition || \"\")\n ? \"Umbrella + rain boots today!\"\n : \"Bring an umbrella!\";\n }\n\n return { headline, note, activityNote: act, icons: icons.slice(0, 2) };\n}\n\n// ---- SCHEDULE (Louise's day only: LL + FF, today) ---------------------\nfunction tagCols(summary: string): { codes: string[]; title: string } {\n const m = summary.match(\n /^\\s*([A-Za-z]{2}(?:\\s*[\\/,& ]\\s*[A-Za-z]{2})*)\\s*:\\s*(.*)$/,\n );\n if (m) {\n const codes = m[1].toUpperCase().split(/[\\/,& ]+/).filter(Boolean);\n return { codes, title: m[2].trim() || summary.trim() };\n }\n return { codes: [], title: summary.trim() };\n}\nfunction schedIcon(title: string) {\n const t = title.toLowerCase();\n if (/school|class|learn/.test(t)) return \"school\";\n if (/gymnastics|tumbl|dance/.test(t)) return \"dance\";\n if (/swim|pool/.test(t)) return \"swim\";\n if (/soccer|sport|game/.test(t)) return \"ball\";\n if (/party|birthday/.test(t)) return \"party\";\n if (/play|friend|betty/.test(t)) return \"friends\";\n if (/doctor|dentist|check/.test(t)) return \"heart\";\n return \"star\";\n}\nconst SCHED_KEY = \"lou_sched_v1\", SCHED_TTL = 5 * 60 * 1000; // 5 min\nasync function getSchedule(todayStr: string) {\n const cacheKey = `${SCHED_KEY}_${todayStr}`;\n const cached = await bGet(cacheKey);\n if (\n cached && cached.ts && (Date.now() - cached.ts) < SCHED_TTL && cached.data\n ) return cached.data;\n const url = Deno.env.get(\"LUTZ_ICAL_URL\");\n if (!url) return [];\n try {\n const text = await (await fetch(url)).text();\n const comp = new ICAL.Component(ICAL.parse(text));\n const out: {\n time: string;\n title: string;\n icon: string;\n sortKey: number;\n }[] = [];\n // consider() must span the event's full [start, end] range, not just its\n // start instant -- a multi-day event (e.g. a 2-week camp) is stored as ONE\n // all-day VEVENT with DTSTART=day1/DTEND=day14, no RRULE. Checking only\n // startDate matched it on day 1 and silently dropped it every day after\n // (caught 2026-08-16: camp showed on the panel for its first day only).\n // Same range-expansion technique as place() in family-calendar-trmnl/src/main.ts.\n const consider = (t: any, tEnd: any, summary: string) => {\n if (!t) return;\n const allDay = !!t.isDate;\n const startStr = allDay\n ? `${t.year}-${pad(t.month)}-${pad(t.day)}`\n : eDateStr(t.toJSDate());\n let endStr = startStr;\n if (tEnd) {\n endStr = tEnd.isDate\n ? `${tEnd.year}-${pad(tEnd.month)}-${pad(tEnd.day)}`\n : eDateStr(tEnd.toJSDate());\n if (allDay) {\n // iCal all-day DTEND is exclusive -- a camp DTSTART Aug17/DTEND Aug31\n // actually ends Aug 30. Subtract a day so the range check is inclusive.\n const [y, m, d] = endStr.split(\"-\").map(Number);\n const back = new Date(Date.UTC(y, m - 1, d - 1));\n endStr = `${back.getUTCFullYear()}-${pad(back.getUTCMonth() + 1)}-${\n pad(back.getUTCDate())\n }`;\n }\n }\n if (todayStr < startStr || todayStr > endStr) return;\n const { codes, title } = tagCols(summary || \"\");\n if (!codes.some((c) => HER_CODES.includes(c))) return; // her events only\n let time = \"\", sortKey = -1;\n if (!allDay) {\n const p = eParts(t.toJSDate());\n time = timeLabel(p.hour, p.minute, p.ampm);\n sortKey = eHour24(t.toJSDate()) * 60 + p.minute;\n }\n out.push({ time, title, icon: schedIcon(title), sortKey });\n };\n const winEnd = new Date(Date.now() + 3 * 86400000);\n // Split masters from recurrence overrides (VEVENTs carrying RECURRENCE-ID).\n // A single edited instance of a recurring event (e.g. a birthday reminder\n // nudged this year) shows up as its own VEVENT in the export IN ADDITION\n // to the master's RRULE still generating that same date. Relating the\n // override to its master makes the iterator substitute it for that date\n // instead of adding a second entry (caught 2026-07-21: Elissa Smith's\n // birthday appeared twice). Same fix as family-calendar-trmnl/src/main.ts.\n const masters: Record = {};\n const exceptionsByUid: Record = {};\n for (const ve of comp.getAllSubcomponents(\"vevent\")) {\n const uid = ve.getFirstPropertyValue(\"uid\");\n if (ve.getFirstProperty(\"recurrence-id\")) {\n (exceptionsByUid[uid] ||= []).push(ve);\n } else masters[uid] = ve;\n }\n for (const uid in masters) {\n const ev = new ICAL.Event(masters[uid]);\n if (!ev.startDate) continue;\n for (const ex of exceptionsByUid[uid] || []) ev.relateException(ex);\n delete exceptionsByUid[uid];\n if (ev.isRecurring()) {\n const it = ev.iterator();\n let n: any, g = 0;\n while ((n = it.next()) && g++ < 400) {\n if (n.toJSDate() > winEnd) break;\n const d = ev.getOccurrenceDetails(n);\n consider(\n d.startDate,\n d.endDate,\n (d.item && d.item.summary) || ev.summary,\n );\n }\n } else consider(ev.startDate, ev.endDate, ev.summary);\n }\n // Leftover overrides have no master in this feed (e.g. the master\n // recurrence already ended) -- place them individually so they still show.\n for (const uid in exceptionsByUid) {\n for (const ve of exceptionsByUid[uid]) {\n const ev = new ICAL.Event(ve);\n if (!ev.startDate) continue;\n consider(ev.startDate, ev.endDate, ev.summary);\n }\n }\n out.sort((a, b) => a.sortKey - b.sortKey);\n const result = out.map(({ time, title, icon }) => ({ time, title, icon }));\n await bSet(cacheKey, { ts: Date.now(), data: result });\n return result;\n } catch (e) {\n console.error(\"SCHEDULE ERROR:\", String(e));\n if (cached && cached.data) return cached.data;\n return [];\n }\n}\n\n// ---- FUN (rotating, curated, offline) ---------------------------------\nconst SPANISH = [\n { w: \"mariposa\", en: \"butterfly\", say: \"ma-ree-PO-sa\" },\n { w: \"perro\", en: \"dog\", say: \"PEH-rro\" },\n { w: \"gato\", en: \"cat\", say: \"GAH-toh\" },\n { w: \"sol\", en: \"sun\", say: \"sohl\" },\n { w: \"luna\", en: \"moon\", say: \"LOO-nah\" },\n { w: \"estrella\", en: \"star\", say: \"es-TREH-yah\" },\n { w: \"flor\", en: \"flower\", say: \"flor\" },\n { w: \"agua\", en: \"water\", say: \"AH-gwah\" },\n { w: \"rojo\", en: \"red\", say: \"ROH-hoh\" },\n { w: \"azul\", en: \"blue\", say: \"ah-SOOL\" },\n { w: \"manzana\", en: \"apple\", say: \"man-SAH-nah\" },\n { w: \"feliz\", en: \"happy\", say: \"feh-LEES\" },\n { w: \"amigo\", en: \"friend\", say: \"ah-MEE-goh\" },\n { w: \"corazón\", en: \"heart\", say: \"co-ra-SOHN\" },\n { w: \"arcoíris\", en: \"rainbow\", say: \"ar-co-EE-rees\" },\n { w: \"abrazo\", en: \"hug\", say: \"ah-BRAH-soh\" },\n { w: \"helado\", en: \"ice cream\", say: \"eh-LAH-doh\" },\n { w: \"pájaro\", en: \"bird\", say: \"PAH-ha-roh\" },\n { w: \"verde\", en: \"green\", say: \"VEHR-deh\" },\n { w: \"amarillo\", en: \"yellow\", say: \"ah-mah-REE-yoh\" },\n { w: \"rosa\", en: \"pink\", say: \"ROH-sah\" },\n { w: \"morado\", en: \"purple\", say: \"moh-RAH-doh\" },\n { w: \"blanco\", en: \"white\", say: \"BLAHN-koh\" },\n { w: \"negro\", en: \"black\", say: \"NEH-groh\" },\n { w: \"casa\", en: \"house\", say: \"KAH-sah\" },\n { w: \"familia\", en: \"family\", say: \"fah-MEE-lee-ah\" },\n { w: \"mamá\", en: \"mom\", say: \"mah-MAH\" },\n { w: \"papá\", en: \"dad\", say: \"pah-PAH\" },\n { w: \"hermana\", en: \"sister\", say: \"er-MAH-nah\" },\n { w: \"hermano\", en: \"brother\", say: \"er-MAH-noh\" },\n { w: \"abuela\", en: \"grandma\", say: \"ah-BWEH-lah\" },\n { w: \"abuelo\", en: \"grandpa\", say: \"ah-BWEH-loh\" },\n { w: \"uno\", en: \"one\", say: \"OO-noh\" },\n { w: \"dos\", en: \"two\", say: \"dohs\" },\n { w: \"tres\", en: \"three\", say: \"trehs\" },\n { w: \"cuatro\", en: \"four\", say: \"KWAH-troh\" },\n { w: \"cinco\", en: \"five\", say: \"SEEN-koh\" },\n { w: \"libro\", en: \"book\", say: \"LEE-broh\" },\n { w: \"escuela\", en: \"school\", say: \"es-KWEH-lah\" },\n { w: \"maestra\", en: \"teacher\", say: \"my-ES-trah\" },\n { w: \"zapato\", en: \"shoe\", say: \"sah-PAH-toh\" },\n { w: \"vestido\", en: \"dress\", say: \"ves-TEE-doh\" },\n { w: \"sombrero\", en: \"hat\", say: \"som-BREH-roh\" },\n { w: \"lluvia\", en: \"rain\", say: \"YOO-vee-ah\" },\n { w: \"nieve\", en: \"snow\", say: \"nee-EH-veh\" },\n { w: \"nube\", en: \"cloud\", say: \"NOO-beh\" },\n { w: \"árbol\", en: \"tree\", say: \"AR-bol\" },\n { w: \"pez\", en: \"fish\", say: \"pehs\" },\n { w: \"conejo\", en: \"rabbit\", say: \"koh-NEH-hoh\" },\n { w: \"tortuga\", en: \"turtle\", say: \"tor-TOO-gah\" },\n { w: \"pato\", en: \"duck\", say: \"PAH-toh\" },\n { w: \"vaca\", en: \"cow\", say: \"VAH-kah\" },\n { w: \"caballo\", en: \"horse\", say: \"kah-BY-yoh\" },\n { w: \"leche\", en: \"milk\", say: \"LEH-cheh\" },\n { w: \"pan\", en: \"bread\", say: \"pahn\" },\n { w: \"queso\", en: \"cheese\", say: \"KEH-soh\" },\n { w: \"fiesta\", en: \"party\", say: \"fee-EHS-tah\" },\n { w: \"baile\", en: \"dance\", say: \"BY-leh\" },\n { w: \"canción\", en: \"song\", say: \"kahn-see-OHN\" },\n { w: \"dulce\", en: \"sweet/candy\", say: \"DOOL-seh\" },\n];\nconst JOKES = [\n { q: \"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?\", a: \"A dino-SNORE!\" },\n { q: \"Why did the banana go to the doctor?\", a: \"It wasn't peeling well!\" },\n { q: \"What has hands but can't clap?\", a: \"A clock!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a bear with no teeth?\", a: \"A gummy bear!\" },\n { q: \"Why did the cookie go to the doctor?\", a: \"It felt crummy!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a fish with no eyes?\", a: \"A fsh!\" },\n { q: \"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?\", a: \"She'll let it go!\" },\n { q: \"What's an alligator in a vest?\", a: \"An in-vest-igator!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?\", a: \"A fire-quacker!\" },\n { q: \"Why was the math book sad?\", a: \"It had too many problems!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?\", a: \"A stick!\" },\n {\n q: \"Why did the scarecrow win an award?\",\n a: \"He was outstanding in his field!\",\n },\n { q: \"What do you call cheese that isn't yours?\", a: \"Nacho cheese!\" },\n { q: \"Why don't eggs tell jokes?\", a: \"They'd crack each other up!\" },\n {\n q: \"What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?\",\n a: \"A can't opener!\",\n },\n { q: \"Why did the bicycle fall over?\", a: \"It was two-tired!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a sleeping bull?\", a: \"A bulldozer!\" },\n {\n q: \"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?\",\n a: \"Frostbite!\",\n },\n {\n q: \"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?\",\n a: \"In case he got a hole in one!\",\n },\n { q: \"What do you call a pig that does karate?\", a: \"A pork chop!\" },\n { q: \"Why did the tomato turn red?\", a: \"It saw the salad dressing!\" },\n {\n q: \"What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?\",\n a: \"Tyrannosaurus wrecks!\",\n },\n { q: \"Why did the picture go to jail?\", a: \"It was framed!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a fish wearing a crown?\", a: \"A king fish!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a cow with no legs?\", a: \"Ground beef!\" },\n {\n q: \"Why did the student eat his homework?\",\n a: \"The teacher said it was a piece of cake!\",\n },\n { q: \"What do you call a group of musical whales?\", a: \"An orca-stra!\" },\n {\n q: \"Why don't scientists trust atoms?\",\n a: \"Because they make up everything!\",\n },\n { q: \"What do you call a bear caught in the rain?\", a: \"A drizzly bear!\" },\n {\n q: \"Why did the football coach go to the bank?\",\n a: \"To get his quarterback!\",\n },\n {\n q: \"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?\",\n a: \"An irrelephant!\",\n },\n { q: \"Why did the belt get arrested?\", a: \"For holding up a pair of pants!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a dog that can do magic?\", a: \"A labracadabrador!\" },\n { q: \"Why did the cow go to outer space?\", a: \"To see the moooon!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a sleepy T-Rex?\", a: \"A dino-yawn!\" },\n { q: \"Why did the ghost go into the bar?\", a: \"For the boos!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a very small witch?\", a: \"A witchlet!\" },\n { q: \"Why did the crab never share?\", a: \"Because he's shellfish!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a lazy kangaroo?\", a: \"A pouch potato!\" },\n {\n q: \"Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?\",\n a: \"Because she was stuffed!\",\n },\n { q: \"What do you call a rabbit with fleas?\", a: \"Bugs Bunny!\" },\n { q: \"Why did the balloon go to school?\", a: \"To get a little fuller!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a dog magician?\", a: \"A labracadabra!\" },\n { q: \"Why did the orange stop rolling?\", a: \"It ran out of juice!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a fish that needs help singing?\", a: \"Auto-tuna!\" },\n { q: \"Why did the toothbrush look sad?\", a: \"It was feeling crestfallen!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a snowman in the summer?\", a: \"A puddle!\" },\n {\n q: \"Why did the chicken join a band?\",\n a: \"Because it had the drumsticks!\",\n },\n {\n q: \"What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary?\",\n a: \"A thesaurus!\",\n },\n { q: \"Why did the bee get married?\", a: \"Because he found his honey!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call two birds in love?\", a: \"Tweethearts!\" },\n {\n q: \"Why did the little girl bring a ladder to school?\",\n a: \"She wanted to go to high school!\",\n },\n { q: \"What do you call a sleeping dog at a fire station?\", a: \"A hose-nap!\" },\n { q: \"Why did the cookie cry?\", a: \"Its mom was a wafer so long!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call an owl who does magic tricks?\", a: \"Hoodini!\" },\n { q: \"Why did the frog take the bus?\", a: \"His car got toad away!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a happy mushroom?\", a: \"A fungi to be with!\" },\n { q: \"Why did the star get sent to school?\", a: \"It wasn't very bright!\" },\n { q: \"What do you call a pony with a sore throat?\", a: \"A little hoarse!\" },\n { q: \"What did one plate say to the other plate?\", a: \"Dinner's on me!\" },\n];\nconst FACTS = [\n \"Butterflies taste with their feet!\",\n \"A group of flamingos is a flamboyance!\",\n \"Octopuses have three hearts!\",\n \"Honey never spoils — ever!\",\n \"A day on Venus is longer than its year!\",\n \"Cows have best friends!\",\n \"Sea otters hold hands while they sleep!\",\n \"A snail can sleep for three years!\",\n \"Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins!\",\n \"Rainbows can happen at night — they're moonbows!\",\n \"A shrimp's heart is in its head!\",\n \"Elephants can't jump!\",\n \"A group of pandas is called an embarrassment!\",\n \"Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren't!\",\n \"A blue whale's heart is the size of a small car!\",\n \"Some turtles can breathe through their butts!\",\n \"Koalas have fingerprints almost like humans!\",\n \"A group of owls is called a parliament!\",\n \"Giraffes only sleep about two hours a day!\",\n \"A hummingbird's heart beats over 1,000 times a minute!\",\n \"Starfish don't have brains!\",\n \"Penguins propose with pebbles!\",\n \"A crocodile can't stick out its tongue!\",\n \"Dolphins have names for each other!\",\n 'The dot over a lowercase \"i\" is called a tittle!',\n \"A group of kittens is called a kindle!\",\n \"Wombats poop in cube shapes!\",\n \"A rhinoceros horn is made of the same stuff as your hair!\",\n \"Some fish can cough!\",\n \"A group of jellyfish is called a smack!\",\n \"An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain!\",\n \"Squirrels plant thousands of trees by forgetting where they buried nuts!\",\n \"A single cloud can weigh more than a million pounds!\",\n \"Peanuts aren't nuts — they're legumes, like beans!\",\n \"A group of crows is called a murder!\",\n \"Butterflies can see colors humans can't!\",\n \"Kangaroos can't walk backward!\",\n \"Frogs swallow with their eyes closed to help push food down!\",\n \"A snail has about 14,000 tiny teeth!\",\n \"Baby elephants suck their trunks for comfort, like a thumb!\",\n \"Cats can't taste sweetness!\",\n \"A group of ladybugs is called a loveliness!\",\n \"The Eiffel Tower can grow taller in summer heat!\",\n \"Sharks existed before trees did!\",\n \"Some starfish can regrow a whole new arm!\",\n \"A group of foxes is called a skulk!\",\n \"Polar bears have black skin under their white fur!\",\n \"Bees can recognize human faces!\",\n \"A group of hedgehogs is called a prickle!\",\n \"The shortest war in history lasted 38 minutes!\",\n \"A group of butterflies is called a kaleidoscope!\",\n \"Chickens can remember over 100 different faces!\",\n \"A group of rhinos is called a crash!\",\n \"Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents!\",\n \"A group of porcupines is called a prickle too!\",\n \"Seahorse dads carry the babies, not the moms!\",\n \"A group of turtles is called a bale!\",\n \"Some worms have five hearts!\",\n \"A group of giraffes is called a tower!\",\n \"A group of unicorns would be called a blessing — if they were real!\",\n];\nconst AFFIRM = [\n \"You are kind and brave.\",\n \"You can do hard things!\",\n \"Your smile lights up the room.\",\n \"You are a great friend.\",\n \"Being you is your superpower!\",\n \"You are strong and smart.\",\n \"Mistakes help you grow.\",\n \"You are loved so much.\",\n \"You make the world brighter.\",\n \"It's okay to ask for help.\",\n \"You are enough, just as you are.\",\n \"Your ideas matter.\",\n \"You are capable of amazing things.\",\n \"It's okay to feel your feelings.\",\n \"You are a good listener.\",\n \"Your kindness makes a difference.\",\n \"You are creative and curious.\",\n \"You bring joy wherever you go.\",\n \"You are allowed to take your time.\",\n \"You are proud of who you are.\",\n \"You have a wonderful imagination.\",\n \"You are safe and you are loved.\",\n \"Trying counts, even if it's hard.\",\n \"You are a good helper.\",\n \"Your laugh is contagious.\",\n \"You are exactly where you need to be.\",\n \"You are brave even when you're scared.\",\n \"Your voice matters.\",\n \"You are a wonderful friend to have.\",\n \"You make good choices.\",\n \"You are learning and growing every day.\",\n \"You are gentle and caring.\",\n \"You have a good heart.\",\n \"You are worth celebrating.\",\n \"It's okay to be different.\",\n \"You are full of good ideas.\",\n \"You are getting stronger every day.\",\n \"You deserve kindness, including from yourself.\",\n \"You light up every room you walk into.\",\n \"You are a problem-solver.\",\n \"Your effort matters more than being perfect.\",\n \"You are wonderfully, uniquely you.\",\n \"You make people feel happy.\",\n \"You are patient and thoughtful.\",\n \"You can handle today.\",\n \"You are a good sister and friend.\",\n \"Your questions help you learn.\",\n \"You are becoming who you're meant to be.\",\n \"You are surrounded by people who love you.\",\n \"You are allowed to change your mind.\",\n \"You are doing better than you think.\",\n \"You have so much to be proud of.\",\n \"You are a bright light in this family.\",\n \"You are never alone.\",\n \"You are learning something new every single day.\",\n \"Being kind is one of your superpowers.\",\n \"You are appreciated more than you know.\",\n \"Your heart is full of good things.\",\n \"You are exactly the right amount of you.\",\n \"Today is a great day to be you.\",\n];\n// Pokemon: Louise only wants Pikachu + Eevee (2026-07-24 request) — NAME + TYPE +\n// FACT only, never real artwork (copyright). Pikachu always uses doodle 2\n// (Electric), Eevee always uses doodle 8 (Normal); entries alternate so the\n// rotation doesn't repeat the same character two picks in a row.\nconst POKEMON = [\n { n: \"Pikachu\", t: \"Electric\", f: \"Stores electricity in its cheeks!\", d: 2 },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"It can evolve into eight different Pokémon!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"Its tail acts like a lightning rod!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"Its evolutions are called Eeveelutions!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: '\"Pika pika!\" is the sound it makes!',\n d: 2,\n },\n { n: \"Eevee\", t: \"Normal\", f: \"It can become Vaporeon, a Water type!\", d: 8 },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It's the official mascot of Pokémon!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"It can become Jolteon, an Electric type!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It evolves from Pichu when it's very happy!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n { n: \"Eevee\", t: \"Normal\", f: \"It can become Flareon, a Fire type!\", d: 8 },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"A Thunder Stone lets it evolve into Raichu!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n { n: \"Eevee\", t: \"Normal\", f: \"It can become Espeon, a Psychic type!\", d: 8 },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It first appeared all the way back in 1996!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n { n: \"Eevee\", t: \"Normal\", f: \"It can become Umbreon, a Dark type!\", d: 8 },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"Its official title is the Mouse Pokémon!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n { n: \"Eevee\", t: \"Normal\", f: \"It can become Leafeon, a Grass type!\", d: 8 },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It can light up dark places with its tail!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n { n: \"Eevee\", t: \"Normal\", f: \"It can become Glaceon, an Ice type!\", d: 8 },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"In Japanese, its name blends a spark sound and a squeak!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n { n: \"Eevee\", t: \"Normal\", f: \"It can become Sylveon, a Fairy type!\", d: 8 },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It was Ash Ketchum's very first Pokémon partner!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"Its official title is the Evolution Pokémon!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n { n: \"Pikachu\", t: \"Electric\", f: \"Baby Pikachu are called Pichu!\", d: 2 },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"Its genes let it adapt into so many different forms!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"Its cheeks crackle when it gets excited!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"It's shaped a little like a fox and a rabbit mixed together!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It's small enough to ride on a trainer's shoulder!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"It has a big, fluffy collar of fur around its neck!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"One of its signature moves is Thunderbolt!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"It first appeared in 1996, the same year as Pikachu!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It has brown stripes along its back!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n { n: \"Eevee\", t: \"Normal\", f: \"Its tail is bushy, just like a fox's!\", d: 8 },\n { n: \"Pikachu\", t: \"Electric\", f: \"The tips of its ears are black!\", d: 2 },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"It doesn't need a stone to evolve into every form — some just need friendship!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It gathers static electricity by rubbing its cheeks together!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"Umbreon and Espeon only appear when Eevee really loves its trainer!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It's featured on more Pokémon cards than almost any other Pokémon!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"It has soft brown fur and big brown eyes!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"Its tail is shaped a little like a lightning bolt!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"Some trainers say picking its evolution is the hardest decision in the game!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It even has its own balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n { n: \"Eevee\", t: \"Normal\", f: \"Its Pokédex number is 133!\", d: 8 },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It's appeared in more Pokémon movies than almost any other character!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n { n: \"Eevee\", t: \"Normal\", f: \"It has three little toes on each paw!\", d: 8 },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It gets a little stronger the happier it feels!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"It's a starter Pokémon in Pokémon: Let's Go, Eevee!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"Its whole body can spark when it gets startled!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"Sylveon was the newest Eeveelution to be discovered!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It can recharge its electricity while it sleeps!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"Its ears are always standing up and alert!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It's known as one of the cutest Pokémon of all!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"Its design was inspired partly by a fox cub!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"A big enough Pikachu shock could power a light bulb!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"No two trainers' Eevees have to evolve the same way!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n { n: \"Pikachu\", t: \"Electric\", f: \"Its Pokédex number is 25!\", d: 2 },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"It loves curling up somewhere warm and cozy!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n {\n n: \"Pikachu\",\n t: \"Electric\",\n f: \"It communicates best with trainers it really trusts!\",\n d: 2,\n },\n {\n n: \"Eevee\",\n t: \"Normal\",\n f: \"It's playful, curious, and always ready for an adventure!\",\n d: 8,\n },\n];\n\nfunction pick(arr: T[], seed: number): T {\n return arr[((seed % arr.length) + arr.length) % arr.length];\n}\n\n// halfIndex advances twice a day (AM/PM split at noon) so the fun panel\n// shows 2 different items per day instead of 1. 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