\n \n \n \n \n

\n {children}\n

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MARKS.star).map(\n (line) => \"M \" + line.map(([x, y]) => `${x + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 1.3},${y + (Math.random() - 0.5) * 1.3}`).join(\" L \"),\n ),\n [name, nonce],\n );\n return (\n \n );\n}\n",[],[90,96],"c24cf26b-cf0f-455c-a947-5535b011fd1e",["D",1785192525292],"/** @jsxImportSource https://esm.sh/react@18.2.0 */\nimport React, { useEffect, useState } from \"https://esm.sh/react@18.2.0\";\nimport { createRoot } from \"https://esm.sh/react-dom@18.2.0/client\";\nimport { DIRECTIONS } from \"./directions.ts\";\nimport { Mark, Squiggle } from \"./pen.tsx\";\nimport { POEMS, RULES, type SlopBlock } from \"../shared/poems.ts\";\n\nconst FONT_URL = \"https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/dcm31/myfont@main/Fullerfont-Regular.otf\";\n\n// Fullerfont is display-voice only: the big title + one apologetic margin note.\nconst hand = (size: string): React.CSSProperties => ({\n fontFamily: \"'Fullerfont', sans-serif\",\n fontWeight: 400,\n fontSize: size,\n lineHeight: 1.25,\n});\nconst handBold = (size: string): React.CSSProperties => ({\n ...hand(size),\n WebkitTextStroke: \"0.035em currentColor\",\n});\n\n/** hand-drawn squiggle underline (repeating SVG tile) */\nconst squigUnder = (color: string, sw = 2): React.CSSProperties => {\n const svg =\n ``;\n return {\n textDecoration: \"none\",\n backgroundImage: `url(\"data:image/svg+xml,${encodeURIComponent(svg)}\")`,\n backgroundRepeat: \"repeat-x\",\n backgroundPosition: \"0 100%\",\n backgroundSize: \"28px 7px\",\n paddingBottom: \"3px\",\n };\n};\n\n\n// ---- slop rendering: ⟦phrase|ruleId⟧ → red-squiggled span + rule tooltip ----\nconst SLOP_RE = /⟦(.+?)\\|(.+?)⟧/g;\n\nfunction collectRuleIds(text: string): string[] {\n return [...text.matchAll(SLOP_RE)].map((m) => m[2]);\n}\n\nfunction SlopText({ text, red }: { text: string; red: string }) {\n const parts: React.ReactNode[] = [];\n let last = 0;\n let i = 0;\n for (const m of text.matchAll(SLOP_RE)) {\n if (m.index! > last) parts.push(text.slice(last, m.index));\n parts.push(\n \n {m[1]}\n ,\n );\n last = m.index! + m[0].length;\n }\n if (last < text.length) parts.push(text.slice(last));\n return <>{parts};\n}\n\nfunction App() {\n const [fontLoaded, setFontLoaded] = useState(false);\n const [dark, setDark] = useState(false);\n const [idx, setIdx] = useState(0);\n const [nonce, setNonce] = useState(0);\n\n useEffect(() => {\n const mq = window.matchMedia(\"(prefers-color-scheme: dark)\");\n setDark(mq.matches);\n const fn = (e: MediaQueryListEvent) => setDark(e.matches);\n mq.addEventListener(\"change\", fn);\n return () => mq.removeEventListener(\"change\", fn);\n }, []);\n\n useEffect(() => {\n const font = new FontFace(\"Fullerfont\", `url('${FONT_URL}')`);\n font.load()\n .then((f) => document.fonts.add(f))\n .catch((err) => console.error(\"Font load failed:\", err))\n .finally(() => setFontLoaded(true));\n }, []);\n\n // quatro: black ink, with blue/red/green doing real jobs\n const d = DIRECTIONS[0];\n const paper = dark ? d.paperDark : d.paper;\n const ink = dark ? d.inkDark : d.ink;\n const faint = dark ? d.faintDark : d.faint;\n const blue = dark ? d.accents[0].dark : d.accents[0].hex;\n const red = dark ? d.accents[1].dark : d.accents[1].hex;\n const green = dark ? d.accents[2].dark : d.accents[2].hex;\n\n if (!fontLoaded) return null;\n\n const poem = POEMS[idx];\n const phraseRules = poem.slop.flatMap((b) => [\n ...(b.text ? collectRuleIds(b.text) : []),\n ...(b.items ?? []).flatMap(collectRuleIds),\n ]);\n const violations = [...new Set([...phraseRules, ...poem.structural])];\n\n const renderBlock = (b: SlopBlock, i: number) => {\n if (b.kind === \"bullets\") {\n return (\n

\n •\n \n

\n );\n }\n if (b.kind === \"bait\") {\n return (\n

\n \n

\n );\n }\n return (\n

\n \n

\n );\n };\n\n return (\n \n

\n {/* header */}\n

slopify

\n \n

\n the anti-slop skills, run in reverse. famous public-domain poems on the left; the same poems after every\n banned phrase, banned structure, and banned emoji has been carefully added back in on the right.\n

\n\n {/* poem picker */}\n

\n {POEMS.map((p, i) => {\n const active = i === idx;\n return (\n {\n setIdx(i);\n setNonce((n) => n + 1);\n }}\n className=\"cursor-pointer transition-transform hover:-translate-y-0.5 focus:outline-none focus-visible:outline-dashed focus-visible:outline-2 focus-visible:outline-offset-4\"\n style={{ background: \"none\", border: \"none\", padding: 0 }}\n aria-pressed={active}\n >\n \n {p.pick}\n {active\n ? \n : }\n \n \n );\n })}\n

\n\n {/* side by side */}\n

\n {/* original */}\n

\n \n

\n the original\n \n

\n {poem.title}\n

\n {poem.author}, {poem.year}\n

\n {poem.original.map((line, i) => (line === \"\" ?

{line}

))}\n

\n zero violations. specific, concrete, could not have been written by anyone for anyone.\n

\n\n {/* slop */}\n

\n \n

\n the slop\n \n

\n \n i'm so sorry\n \n

{poem.slopTitle}

\n {poem.author} (optimized for engagement)\n

{poem.slop.map(renderBlock)}

\n {violations.length} anti-slop rules violated{\" \"}\n (hover the red squiggles):{\" \"}\n {violations.map((v, i) => (\n \n {(RULES[v] ?? v).split(\" — \")[0]}\n {i < violations.length - 1 ? \" · \" : \"\"}\n \n ))}\n

\n\n {/* footer */}\n \n

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