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\n `;\n }).join(\"\");\n hydrateLogos(els.lineup);\n}\n\nfunction render() {\n const m = model();\n if (!m) return;\n\n const allPrepped = state.prepared.length > 0 && state.prepared.every((p) => !!p);\n\n // Pre-show curtain: don't reveal the first act until host manually brings them up.\n if (!state.revealed) {\n els.stage.style.setProperty(\"--active\", \"var(--gold)\");\n els.logoOrb.innerHTML = \"\";\n els.currentName.textContent = \"\";\n els.currentMeta.textContent = \"\";\n els.scoreValue.textContent = Number(els.score.value).toFixed(1);\n\n els.prepareBtn.hidden = false;\n els.prepareBtn.disabled = state.preparing || allPrepped;\n els.revealBtn.hidden = !allPrepped;\n els.revealBtn.textContent = state.index === 0 ? \"Bring up first act\" : \"Bring up next act\";\n els.playBtn.hidden = true;\n els.submitBtn.hidden = true;\n\n els.status.textContent = state.preparing\n ? \"Hang tight — prepping all ten acts.\"\n : allPrepped\n ? state.index === 0\n ? \"Show is ready. 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\n #${i + 1}\n ${m.id}${m.house}\n ${m.score.toFixed(1)}\n

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Last Model Standing

OpenRouter OpenMic

Hosted by $\"Val$

Prepare the show, then press play.

\n \n \n \n live jokes\n

\n 😐\n \n 🤣\n

5.0/10

\n \n

Final Ranking

\n \n

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