🎤

Host Login

Enter the admin password to manage the show

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{adminError}

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🎙️

}\n

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Or paste a URL:

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\n\n {formError &&

{formError}

}\n

\n \n \n

\n );\n\n // ── ADMIN PANEL ──────────────────────────────────────────────────\n if (view === \"admin\") return (\n

🎭

Host Panel

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{votingOpen ? \"🟢 Voting is OPEN\" : \"🔴 Voting is CLOSED\"}

{totalVotes} vote{totalVotes !== 1 ? \"s\" : \"\"} cast

\n \n

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Live Results

\n {comedians.length === 0 &&

No comedians added yet.

}\n {sorted.map((c, i) => (\n

\n {i === 0 && totalVotes > 0 ? \"🏆\" : `${i+1}`}\n

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\n ))}\n\n {/* Lineup management */}\n

Lineup

\n \n

\n {comedians.length === 0 &&

No comedians yet.

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\n {c.photo ?

🎙️

}\n

{flagFor(c.country)} {c.name}

\n {c.bio &&

{c.bio}

}\n

\n \n \n

\n ))}\n

\n\n

\n \n \n

\n );\n\n // ── THANKS ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────\n if (view === \"thanks\") return (\n

🎉

Vote Submitted!

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\n {c.photo &&

}\n

You voted for {c.name} {flagFor(c.country)}
May the funniest comic win! 😂

\n ) : null; })()}\n \n

\n );\n\n // ── VOTE SCREEN ──────────────────────────────────────────────────\n return (\n

🎤

Vote for Your Favourite!

Pick the comedian who made you laugh the most

\n\n {!votingOpen && (\n

\n ⏳ Voting is not open yet — check back soon!\n

\n )}\n {hasVoted && votingOpen && (\n

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