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🛡️

InboxBouncer

Real customers walk in. Spam gets Terry.

\n ● LIVE\n

Real customers through

Unsure → inbox anyway

Spam quarantined

0 min

Your time saved

📮 Your bouncer's email address is on the inbound.ts file's Email trigger in Val Town (looks like yourname.inboxbouncer@valtown.email). Forward your support mail there. Real + unsure messages land back in your own inbox automatically; spam stays quarantined here.

\n \n \n \n

🧪 TEST THE BOUNCER — paste any email here

\n \n \n \n \n

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