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Results are cached in blob per\n * (league, week, data-fingerprint) so we don't burn credits on every page load.\n */\n\nimport { blob } from \"https://esm.town/v/std/blob/main.ts\";\nimport {\n anthropicModel,\n FORMATS,\n GLOBAL_LORE,\n HARD_LINES,\n LeagueConfig,\n openaiModel,\n ROAST_STYLE,\n} from \"./config.ts\";\nimport { LeagueReport } from \"./analytics.ts\";\n\nexport interface Roast {\n /** Punchy all-caps headline for the week. */\n headline: string;\n /** 2-4 paragraph league-wide recap. */\n recap: string;\n /** The main event: long-form destruction of the week's worst manager. */\n spotlightTitle: string;\n spotlightBody: string;\n spotlightManager: string;\n spotlightTeam: string;\n /** One-liner burn per team, keyed by roster id. */\n burns: Record;\n /** Which bit was used this week. */\n format: string;\n generatedAt: number;\n /** The model that actually produced this text. */\n model: string;\n /** What ROAST_MODEL asked for. Differs from `model` when it fell back. */\n requestedModel: string;\n}\n\n/* ------------------------------------------------------------------ brief */\n\nfunction fingerprint(r: LeagueReport): string {\n const s = JSON.stringify({\n w: r.lastCompleteWeek,\n t: r.teams.map((t) => [t.rosterId, t.wins, t.losses, t.pf, t.faabSpent]),\n sp: r.latest?.spotlight?.rosterId ?? null,\n });\n let h = 0;\n for (let i = 0; i < s.length; i++) h = (h * 31 + s.charCodeAt(i)) | 0;\n return Math.abs(h).toString(36);\n}\n\nfunction buildBrief(r: LeagueReport, cfg: LeagueConfig): string {\n const L: string[] = [];\n L.push(\n `LEAGUE: ${r.leagueName} — ${r.season} season, ${r.teams.length} teams, $${r.faabBudget} FAAB budget.`,\n );\n\n if (r.preseason) {\n L.push(\n `\\nSTATUS: PRESEASON. No games played yet. The draft is done. Roast the draft, the team names, and the preseason delusion.`,\n );\n L.push(`\\n=== TEAMS AND THEIR DRAFTS ===`);\n for (const t of r.teams) {\n const top = t.draftPicks.slice(0, 6).map((p) =>\n `${p.name} (${p.pos}, R${p.round}P${p.pick})`\n ).join(\", \");\n const late = t.draftPicks.slice(-3).map((p) => `${p.name} (${p.pos})`)\n .join(\", \");\n L.push(\n `- [id=${t.rosterId}] ${t.teamName} [manager: ${t.manager}] — first picks: ${\n top || \"unknown\"\n }${late ? ` | last picks: ${late}` : \"\"}`,\n );\n }\n return L.join(\"\\n\");\n }\n\n const d = r.latest!;\n L.push(\n `STATUS: Week ${d.week} is complete. Playoffs start Week ${r.playoffWeekStart}.`,\n );\n\n L.push(`\\n=== WEEK ${d.week} RESULTS ===`);\n for (const g of d.games) {\n const w = g.a.points >= g.b.points ? g.a : g.b;\n const l = g.a.points >= g.b.points ? g.b : g.a;\n L.push(\n `- ${w.teamName} (${w.manager}) ${w.points} def. ${l.teamName} (${l.manager}) ${l.points} — margin ${g.margin}`,\n );\n }\n if (d.high) {\n L.push(\n `HIGH SCORE: ${d.high.teamName} (${d.high.manager}) ${d.high.points}`,\n );\n }\n if (d.low) {\n L.push(`LOW SCORE: ${d.low.teamName} (${d.low.manager}) ${d.low.points}`);\n }\n if (d.blowout) {\n L.push(\n `BIGGEST BEATDOWN: ${d.blowout.winner} over ${d.blowout.loser} by ${d.blowout.margin}`,\n );\n }\n if (d.nailbiter) {\n L.push(\n `CLOSEST GAME: ${d.nailbiter.winner} over ${d.nailbiter.loser} by ${d.nailbiter.margin}`,\n );\n }\n if (d.mostBenchLeft) {\n L.push(\n `MOST POINTS LEFT ON BENCH: ${d.mostBenchLeft.teamName} (${d.mostBenchLeft.manager}) — ${d.mostBenchLeft.points} points wasted`,\n );\n }\n\n L.push(`\\n=== STANDINGS & POWER RANKINGS ===`);\n for (const t of r.teams) {\n const lastW = t.weeks[t.weeks.length - 1];\n L.push(\n `#${t.powerRank} [id=${t.rosterId}] ${t.teamName} [${t.manager}] — ${t.wins}-${t.losses}${\n t.ties ? \"-\" + t.ties : \"\"\n }, ` +\n `PF ${t.pf}, PA ${t.pa}, all-play ${t.allPlayW}-${t.allPlayL}, luck ${\n t.luck > 0 ? \"+\" : \"\"\n }${t.luck} ` +\n `(positive = winning games he did not deserve), streak ${t.streak}, ` +\n `FAAB spent $${t.faabSpent}/$${r.faabBudget}, ${t.totalBenchLeft} total points left on bench this season` +\n (lastW\n ? `, Week ${lastW.week}: ${lastW.points} pts (${lastW.result})`\n : \"\"),\n );\n }\n\n if (d.faab.length) {\n L.push(`\\n=== WEEK ${d.week} FAAB / WAIVER MOVES ===`);\n for (const f of d.faab.sort((a, b) => b.bid - a.bid)) {\n const t = r.teams.find((x) => x.rosterId === f.rosterId);\n L.push(\n `- ${\n t?.teamName ?? f.rosterId\n } (${t?.manager}) bid $${f.bid} on ${f.playerName}${\n f.droppedName ? `, dropped ${f.droppedName}` : \"\"\n }. Points produced since: ${f.pointsSince}.`,\n );\n }\n }\n if (d.trades.length) {\n L.push(`\\n=== TRADES ===`);\n for (const t of d.trades) L.push(`- ${t.summary}`);\n }\n\n if (r.worstFaabMove) {\n const t = r.teams.find((x) => x.rosterId === r.worstFaabMove!.rosterId);\n L.push(\n `\\nSEASON'S WORST MONEY: ${t?.teamName} (${t?.manager}) paid $${r.worstFaabMove.bid} for ${r.worstFaabMove.playerName}, who has produced ${r.worstFaabMove.pointsSince} points for him.`,\n );\n }\n if (r.faabHoarders.length) {\n L.push(\n `SPENT $0 FAAB ALL SEASON (cowards): ${\n r.faabHoarders.map((t) => `${t.teamName} (${t.manager})`).join(\", \")\n }`,\n );\n }\n if (r.faabBankrupt.length) {\n L.push(\n `BROKE — under $5 FAAB left: ${\n r.faabBankrupt.map((t) =>\n `${t.teamName} (${t.manager}) $${t.faabRemaining}`\n ).join(\", \")\n }`,\n );\n }\n\n L.push(`\\n=== THE RAP SHEET (ranked by shame index) ===`);\n for (const s of d.shame.slice(0, 5)) {\n L.push(`\\n${s.teamName} [${s.manager}] — shame score ${s.score}`);\n for (const c of s.charges) L.push(` * ${c}`);\n }\n\n if (d.spotlight) {\n L.push(\n `\\n*** YOUR TARGET IS: ${d.spotlight.teamName}, managed by ${d.spotlight.manager}. ***\\n` +\n `The SPOTLIGHT section must be about HIM and nobody else. Set \"spotlightTeam\" to ` +\n `\"${d.spotlight.teamName}\" and \"spotlightManager\" to \"${d.spotlight.manager}\" exactly. ` +\n `Everyone else can be handled in the recap and their burn line.`,\n );\n }\n\n return L.join(\"\\n\");\n}\n\n/**\n * Match each burn back to a real roster.\n *\n * The model is given `[id=N]` for every team, but an id is just a number it can\n * transpose, and a mis-attached burn makes the whole page look broken. The team\n * NAME is the far more reliable signal, so name wins and the id is only a\n * fallback. Anything that resolves to neither is dropped rather than guessed.\n */\nfunction reconcileBurns(\n raw: unknown,\n report: LeagueReport,\n): Record {\n const out: Record = {};\n if (!raw) return out;\n\n const norm = (v: unknown) =>\n String(v ?? \"\").toLowerCase().replace(/[^a-z0-9]/g, \"\");\n const byName = new Map(\n report.teams.map((t) => [norm(t.teamName), t.rosterId]),\n );\n const byManager = new Map(\n report.teams.map((t) => [norm(t.manager), t.rosterId]),\n );\n const validIds = new Set(report.teams.map((t) => t.rosterId));\n\n // Accept the array shape we ask for, and the old object shape, so a roast\n // cached under the previous schema still renders.\n const entries: { id?: unknown; team?: unknown; line?: unknown }[] =\n Array.isArray(raw)\n ? raw as any[]\n : typeof raw === \"object\"\n ? Object.entries(raw as Record).map(([k, v]) => ({\n id: k,\n line: v,\n }))\n : [];\n\n let repaired = 0, dropped = 0;\n for (const e of entries) {\n const line = String(e.line ?? \"\").trim();\n if (!line) continue;\n\n const claimedId = Number(e.id);\n const nameId = byName.get(norm(e.team)) ?? byManager.get(norm(e.team));\n\n let rosterId: number | undefined;\n if (nameId !== undefined) {\n rosterId = nameId; // the name is authoritative\n if (validIds.has(claimedId) && claimedId !== nameId) repaired++;\n } else if (validIds.has(claimedId)) {\n rosterId = claimedId; // no usable name, trust the id\n }\n\n if (rosterId === undefined) {\n dropped++;\n continue;\n }\n if (out[String(rosterId)]) continue; // first one wins, no clobbering\n out[String(rosterId)] = line;\n }\n\n if (repaired) {\n console.warn(\n `burns: re-attached ${repaired} burn(s) whose id disagreed with the team name`,\n );\n }\n if (dropped) {\n console.warn(`burns: dropped ${dropped} burn(s) matching no team`);\n }\n return out;\n}\n\n/* ------------------------------------------------------------------ model */\n\nasync function callAnthropic(\n system: string,\n user: string,\n): Promise<{ text: string; model: string }> {\n const key = Deno.env.get(\"ANTHROPIC_API_KEY\")!;\n const res = await fetch(\"https://api.anthropic.com/v1/messages\", {\n method: \"POST\",\n headers: {\n \"content-type\": \"application/json\",\n \"x-api-key\": key,\n \"anthropic-version\": \"2023-06-01\",\n },\n body: JSON.stringify({\n model: anthropicModel(),\n // Generous headroom: a truncated response is unparseable JSON, which\n // costs a full call and yields nothing.\n max_tokens: 8000,\n temperature: 1,\n system,\n messages: [{ role: \"user\", content: user }],\n }),\n });\n if (!res.ok) throw new Error(`Anthropic ${res.status}: ${await res.text()}`);\n const j = await res.json();\n return { text: j.content?.[0]?.text ?? \"\", model: anthropicModel() };\n}\n\n/** Always available on every plan — the safe landing spot. */\nconst FALLBACK_MODEL = \"gpt-5.4-nano\";\n\nasync function callValTownOpenAI(\n system: string,\n user: string,\n): Promise<{ text: string; model: string }> {\n const { OpenAI } = await import(\"https://esm.town/v/std/openai/main.ts\");\n const openai = new OpenAI();\n const messages = [\n { role: \"system\" as const, content: system },\n { role: \"user\" as const, content: user },\n ];\n\n const attempt = async (model: string) => {\n const completion = await openai.chat.completions.create({\n model,\n max_completion_tokens: 8000,\n messages,\n });\n return { text: completion.choices[0]?.message?.content ?? \"\", model };\n };\n\n const wanted = openaiModel();\n console.log(`roast: requesting model \"${wanted}\"`);\n try {\n return await attempt(wanted);\n } catch (e) {\n // A ROAST_MODEL typo, an unsupported name, or a burnt-through expensive\n // quota shouldn't mean no roast at all — drop to the always-available model.\n if (wanted === FALLBACK_MODEL) throw e;\n console.error(\n `roast: model \"${wanted}\" REJECTED, falling back to ${FALLBACK_MODEL}:`,\n e,\n );\n return await attempt(FALLBACK_MODEL);\n }\n}\n\nasync function generate(\n system: string,\n user: string,\n): Promise<{ text: string; model: string; requested: string }> {\n // Track what we MEANT to use, so a silent fallback is visible on the page.\n // An Anthropic key with no credits on it fails here, and without this the\n // footer would just say \"gpt-5.4-nano\" and give no hint Claude was ever tried.\n let requested = \"\";\n\n if (Deno.env.get(\"ANTHROPIC_API_KEY\")) {\n requested = anthropicModel();\n console.log(`roast: ANTHROPIC_API_KEY present, requesting \"${requested}\"`);\n try {\n const r = await callAnthropic(system, user);\n return { ...r, requested };\n } catch (e) {\n console.error(\n `roast: Anthropic FAILED for \"${requested}\" — falling back to Val Town OpenAI. ` +\n `Most common cause is an API key with no credits loaded on it.`,\n e,\n );\n }\n }\n\n const r = await callValTownOpenAI(system, user);\n return { ...r, requested: requested || openaiModel() };\n}\n\n/* ----------------------------------------------------------------- prompt */\n\nfunction systemPrompt(\n cfg: LeagueConfig,\n format: { name: string; brief: string },\n): string {\n return `\nYou are THE COMMISSIONER'S ENFORCER — the in-house shit-talker for a fantasy football league.\nYou write the weekly recap that the whole league reads and screenshots into the group chat.\nYour job is to be devastating, specific, and extremely funny.\n\n=== STYLE ===\n${ROAST_STYLE}\n\n=== HARD LINES (absolute, non-negotiable) ===\n${HARD_LINES}\n\n=== LEAGUE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT ===\n${GLOBAL_LORE}\n\n=== THIS LEAGUE'S LORE (use it, it's the good stuff) ===\n${cfg.lore}\n\n=== THIS WEEK'S FORMAT: ${format.name} ===\n${format.brief}\nThe SPOTLIGHT section must be written entirely in this format. Commit to the bit completely.\nDo not break character inside it. Do not explain the format.\n\n=== CRAFT RULES ===\n- Cite real numbers from the brief constantly. Specificity is the whole game.\n- Cite real time news about players.\n- Name players by name. \"He started a guy on bye\" is weak. \"He started Puka Nacua on his bye week\" is a kill.\n- Never repeat the same insult structure twice in one response.\n- Vary sentence length. Short ones hit hardest.\n- The recap should touch most of the league, not just the loser.\n- Burns must be one sentence, max ~20 words, and must reference something true about that team.\n\n=== OUTPUT ===\nReturn ONLY valid JSON, no markdown fences, matching exactly:\n{\n \"headline\": \"ALL CAPS HEADLINE, MAX 10 WORDS\",\n \"recap\": \"2-4 paragraphs of league-wide recap. Use \\\\n\\\\n between paragraphs.\",\n \"spotlightTitle\": \"Title of the bit, in the voice of the format\",\n \"spotlightBody\": \"The full ${format.name} piece. 250-450 words. Use \\\\n\\\\n between paragraphs.\",\n \"spotlightManager\": \"the manager username you targeted\",\n \"spotlightTeam\": \"the team name you targeted\",\n \"burns\": [\n { \"id\": , \"team\": \"\", \"line\": \"one-sentence burn\" },\n ... EXACTLY ONE ENTRY PER TEAM LISTED IN THE BRIEF\n ]\n}\n\nThe \"id\" and \"team\" in each burn MUST come from the same line of the brief. Copy the\nteam name character for character. A burn attached to the wrong team is the single\nworst mistake you can make here — it makes the whole page look broken.\n`.trim();\n}\n\nfunction extractJson(text: string): Record {\n let t = text.trim();\n t = t.replace(/^```(?:json)?/i, \"\").replace(/```$/, \"\").trim();\n const start = t.indexOf(\"{\");\n const end = t.lastIndexOf(\"}\");\n if (start === -1 || end === -1) {\n throw new Error(\"no JSON found in model output\");\n }\n return JSON.parse(t.slice(start, end + 1));\n}\n\n/* ------------------------------------------------------------------- main */\n\n/** How long to sit still after a failed generation before trying again. */\nconst FAILURE_BACKOFF_MS = 10 * 60 * 1000;\n\nexport async function getRoast(\n cfg: LeagueConfig,\n report: LeagueReport,\n opts: { force?: boolean } = {},\n): Promise {\n const week = report.preseason ? 0 : report.lastCompleteWeek;\n\n // Cache key is the WEEK, not a hash of the data. Keying on a fingerprint meant\n // any late stat correction from Sleeper changed the hash, missed the cache and\n // silently bought a whole new roast. One roast per league per week, period —\n // ?reroast=1 is the only way to spend again.\n const key = `roast:${cfg.id}:${week}`;\n const failKey = `roastfail:${cfg.id}:${week}`;\n\n if (!opts.force) {\n try {\n const hit = (await blob.getJSON(key)) as Roast | undefined;\n if (hit?.spotlightBody) return hit;\n } catch { /* no cache */ }\n\n // Don't let a broken API key mean every single page view fires a request.\n try {\n const failed = (await blob.getJSON(failKey)) as\n | { at: number }\n | undefined;\n if (failed && Date.now() - failed.at < FAILURE_BACKOFF_MS) return null;\n } catch { /* no marker */ }\n }\n\n const format = report.preseason\n ? {\n name: \"PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS\",\n brief:\n \"Rank every team based on their draft and be savage about every single one. \" +\n \"No games have been played, so the material is their draft picks, their team \" +\n \"names, and their unearned confidence.\\n\" +\n \"CRITICAL ORDERING: number them starting at 1 and COUNT UP. 1 is the BEST \" +\n \"team, the highest number is the WORST. Write them in ascending order — 1 \" +\n \"first, then 2, then 3, all the way down to last place at the end. Do NOT \" +\n \"count down from worst to best. Do NOT skip or reorder numbers. Every team \" +\n 'in the brief gets exactly one entry, formatted as \"1) Team Name — burn\", ' +\n \"each as its own paragraph.\",\n }\n : FORMATS[(week - 1) % FORMATS.length];\n\n const brief = buildBrief(report, cfg);\n const user = report.preseason\n ? `The season hasn't started. Here is the league. Preview it and eviscerate every draft.\\n\\n${brief}`\n : `Here is the complete Week ${week} data. Write the recap and destroy the worst manager of the week (the top of the rap sheet).\\n\\n${brief}`;\n\n let out: Roast;\n try {\n const { text, model, requested } = await generate(\n systemPrompt(cfg, format),\n user,\n );\n const j = extractJson(text) as Record;\n out = {\n headline: String(j.headline ?? `WEEK ${week}`).slice(0, 120),\n recap: String(j.recap ?? \"\"),\n spotlightTitle: String(j.spotlightTitle ?? format.name),\n spotlightBody: String(j.spotlightBody ?? \"\"),\n spotlightManager: String(\n j.spotlightManager ?? report.latest?.spotlight?.manager ?? \"\",\n ),\n spotlightTeam: String(\n j.spotlightTeam ?? report.latest?.spotlight?.teamName ?? \"\",\n ),\n burns: reconcileBurns(j.burns, report),\n format: format.name,\n generatedAt: Date.now(),\n model,\n requestedModel: requested,\n };\n } catch (e) {\n console.error(\"roast generation failed:\", e);\n try {\n await blob.setJSON(failKey, { at: Date.now(), err: String(e) });\n } catch { /* fine */ }\n return null;\n }\n\n // An empty body would cache as \"success\" and leave a blank spotlight all week.\n if (!out.spotlightBody.trim()) {\n console.error(\"roast came back empty; not caching\");\n try {\n await blob.setJSON(failKey, { at: Date.now(), err: \"empty body\" });\n } catch { /* fine */ }\n return null;\n }\n\n try {\n await blob.setJSON(key, out);\n await blob.delete(failKey);\n await blob.setJSON(`roastlatest:${cfg.id}`, {\n week,\n key,\n fp: fingerprint(report),\n });\n } catch { /* fine */ }\n return out;\n}\n\n/* ------------------------------------------------------- the waiver report */\n\nexport interface WaiverRoast {\n headline: string;\n body: string;\n /** The upcoming week these claims were made for. */\n week: number;\n generatedAt: number;\n model: string;\n requestedModel: string;\n}\n\n/**\n * Wednesday's job. Waivers process Wednesday morning, AFTER Tuesday's game\n * recap is already written — so this is a separate cached piece rather than a\n * regeneration. Regenerating would overwrite the recap the league already read.\n *\n * These players haven't played yet, so there's no production to judge. The\n * material is the spend itself: who panicked, who overpaid, who sat on his\n * hands, and who is now broke.\n */\nexport async function getWaiverRoast(\n cfg: LeagueConfig,\n report: LeagueReport,\n opts: { force?: boolean } = {},\n): Promise {\n const week = report.currentWeek;\n if (!report.pendingFaab.length) return null;\n\n const key = `waiver:${cfg.id}:${week}`;\n const failKey = `waiverfail:${cfg.id}:${week}`;\n\n if (!opts.force) {\n try {\n const hit = (await blob.getJSON(key)) as WaiverRoast | undefined;\n if (hit?.body) return hit;\n } catch { /* cold */ }\n try {\n const failed = (await blob.getJSON(failKey)) as\n | { at: number }\n | undefined;\n if (failed && Date.now() - failed.at < FAILURE_BACKOFF_MS) return null;\n } catch { /* none */ }\n }\n\n const L: string[] = [];\n L.push(\n `LEAGUE: ${report.leagueName} — $${report.faabBudget} FAAB budget for the season.`,\n );\n L.push(\n `Waivers just processed for Week ${week}. Nobody has played yet, so judge the SPEND, not the result.`,\n );\n L.push(`\\n=== CLAIMS THAT WENT THROUGH (highest bid first) ===`);\n for (const f of report.pendingFaab) {\n const t = report.teams.find((x) => x.rosterId === f.rosterId);\n const pctOfBudget = Math.round((f.bid / report.faabBudget) * 100);\n L.push(\n `- ${\n t?.teamName ?? f.rosterId\n } (${t?.manager}) paid $${f.bid} for ${f.playerName}` +\n ` — that is ${pctOfBudget}% of a full season budget` +\n (f.droppedName ? `, and dropped ${f.droppedName} to make room` : \"\") +\n `. 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