Valentine's Day Invitation

\n My love, I kneel before you, like a Nosferatu begging for one last taste of the night. The roses have\n withered, the ravens have whispered, and the void has spoken—there is but one question left to ask…{\" \"}\n \n Will you, my dark and enchanting princess, be my Valentine?\n {\" \"}\n Or shall I cast myself into eternal despair, condemned to a night of sorrowful poetry and tragically\n uneaten cold pizza with a large, forsaken Coke? 💘\n

\n \n Yes\n \n \n {noClicks === 0 ? \"No\" : NO_PHRASES[Math.min(noClicks - 1, NO_PHRASES.length - 1)]}\n \n

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